I worked at a Little Caesar's before I started getting my monthly NEETbux checks. Let me run you through the pizza creation process. We would take an old pizza box out of the dumpster and cut it into a vaguely circular shape. One of us would go into the McDonald's across the street and grab a few ketchup packets to use as sauce. The "cheese" was actually curdled expired milk from a nearby grocery store's unused inventory. To make the pepperoni we would cut up a can of Vienna sausages and throw them haphazardly onto the ketchup-smeared cardboard. Set the whole mess on the tar paper roof for 30 minutes to bake and you've got a genuine Little Caesar's pizza. Overall a very fine establishment.
How do you even conceal your power level as a alt-right autist while working in an ad agency? It has to be one of the jewiest occupations in existence.
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1 YOUREABOT 2019-03-25
I say it’s #lunchtime
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-25
Hyde Pride Worldwide
1 Leakylocks 2019-03-25
This seems like a joke. That said, is it bad that my first assumption was that it would be about the size of the mascots nose?
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-25
Well's, he's Italian, and Family Guy even had to explain the difference. And I figure there is no Jewish plot for mass-marketed Detroit-style pizza.
1 Leakylocks 2019-03-25
heh I forgot about that bit
1 Zac1245 2019-03-25
“Detroit style pizza”
If little Cesar’s is representative of Detroit then that place really is a shit hole.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2019-03-25
I worked at a Little Caesar's before I started getting my monthly NEETbux checks. Let me run you through the pizza creation process. We would take an old pizza box out of the dumpster and cut it into a vaguely circular shape. One of us would go into the McDonald's across the street and grab a few ketchup packets to use as sauce. The "cheese" was actually curdled expired milk from a nearby grocery store's unused inventory. To make the pepperoni we would cut up a can of Vienna sausages and throw them haphazardly onto the ketchup-smeared cardboard. Set the whole mess on the tar paper roof for 30 minutes to bake and you've got a genuine Little Caesar's pizza. Overall a very fine establishment.
1 demotecontrol 2019-03-25
Can confirm. Worked at a 7-11.
1 Pralshad 2019-03-25
Little Caesar's is to detroit-style pizza what McDonald's is to cheeseburgers.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-25
Randy Bobandy
1 DaYooper 2019-03-25
Jet's and Buddy's is actual Detroit style
1 Zac1245 2019-03-25
A Detroit style crack house maybe.
1 DaYooper 2019-03-25
Is there any other kind?
1 infinitysnake 2019-03-25
I am happy to report that little Caesar's is as much "detroit pizza" as its box is.
1 EdwardTylor 2019-03-25
we have come full circle. all hail the gods of saturation
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-25
Damn they even have the dog doing hate gestures.
1 k5josh 2019-03-25
Typical racist dogwhistle.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-25
wtf i love shitty pizza now
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
shitty but cheap ys
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-25
Pizzas also go in the oven 🤔
1 Woolgun 2019-03-25
Yeah but you gotta watch out what the shape of the pizza is, this idiot got it wrong smh
1 Kuonji 2019-03-25
http://i.imgur.com/d6BiLtt.png
1 Shadow1277 2019-03-25
Speaking of ovens https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1110298377529499649
1 Zac1245 2019-03-25
Based and iron dome pilled.
1 nomad1c 2019-03-25
cheese pizza
1 Slithice_ 2019-03-25
I don't get it.
1 ihopeitsnormal 2019-03-25
The corpses of 100,000 jews were burned in ovens after they were gassed about 80 years ago
1 Slithice_ 2019-03-25
😳 OMG how can people make jokes about that 💀
1 Deport_The_Mexicans 2019-03-25
Jokes?
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-03-25
hmm
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-25
Idfshill on suicide watch
1 sadderreborn 2019-03-25
They cut the price from 5$ to 4 so your thesis is wrong. Checkmate.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-25
A plot to own the cons by making it over for Linconcels, perhaps?
1 demotecontrol 2019-03-25
You don't get it. This is LC calling the customers Jews for demanding they cut their prices on their gas station pizzas.
1 sadderreborn 2019-03-25
10D chesscheckerGoConnect4 move my dude
1 Nebor 2019-03-25
I like my pizza like I like my bussy: hot & ready for less than $5.
The anti-semitism is just a bonus.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-25
hot n ready sounds about right
1 BenaGD 2019-03-25
Someone explain i dont get it
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-25
Hand wringing jew stereotype because they saved a dollar on pizza. Look up the happy merchant
1 United_States_Eagle 2019-03-25
This can’t be real life.
Can’t wait for the congress to start complaining about little ceasers and ban them.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-03-25
Kosher ASMR
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-25
Wtf I love cardboard pizza now
1 zhcyiD9-jpg 2019-03-25
>blocked
who is this foid
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-25
Probably not even a foid, most likely a dumbass LARPer
1 TurbulentSpace 2019-03-25
baked and ovenpilled.
1 PureGold07 2019-03-25
Little Caesar's couldn't get me to eat their pizza even if it was $4
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-03-25
TBH the lunch pizzas are pretty decent.
And as long as the Illitch's are pumping money into Detroit they can keep making stupid commercials.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-25
I love their deep dish
1 sicknick 2019-03-25
Got Tigers and Red Wings payroll to pay for. If Yzerman comes back to GM next year, I'll be ordering a shit ton of Little Ceasars.
1 Kreenish 2019-03-25
How do you even conceal your power level as a alt-right autist while working in an ad agency? It has to be one of the jewiest occupations in existence.
1 Cho-Dai 2019-03-25
Plot twist, this was made by some actual Jews at at ad agency who don't know about the meme at all and it's entirely unironic.
1 xrayjones2000 2019-03-25
Imagine a spam twitter account from holland that is clearly anti semitic appealing to a troll farm of a sub. I dont need to, here we are
1 MaesterSchIeviathan 2019-03-25
Little Ceasar’s.....
There’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.... a long time.....
1 watermark08 2019-03-25
Pizza! Pizza!