Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans community or creeping on underage children if they're willing to shit on a wholesome subreddit that actually does something to help others.

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I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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Cope

C O P E

O

P

E

I finally understand what that means

This posr still wasn't worth it

I still don’t understand please tell.

hAhahahahaha

Did you mean to post this on your facebook page or your blog or something?

He meant to post it on his blog, which is exactly where we are at.

Nah he has a Xanga page on the side where he vents about his mother

This is a true exercise of narcissism. He just knew we were all trembling with anticipation to hear how he was really right about everything all along.

It's so over the top I would think it's a troll, but I can't see someone putting that much time and effort into impressing people on drama.

Dude, don't waster your time. /r/Drama has become T_D2.0.

Seething

missing obvious bait

/r/drama ♿ posters ♿️

falling for obvious bait

bussy lmao

Honestly, I can't argue against this. You should spread this wherever you can.

So glad the lolcow mascot returned.

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Have sex, incеl.

l-slurs raus

When I picture you I get this image of a midget yelling at me and talking about how he's going to kick my ass.

Hmmmm.... Link?

Ever see an angry chihuahua? 4 billion years of evolved fury, warped by man into a harmlessness? The chihuahua thinks it's a fierce opponent, but we all laugh at it.

Can you two post your measurements?

1.5 inches. combined

You're literally the dude from that "Internet arguments won" meme.

By bigger you mean wider right?

But if it's short then you have a chode, not like there's anything wrong with chodes

chode == dick manlet

No! Smalldickproblems said girth is king! King! 👑 📏📐

You cant talk about it without posting it

Nah, you don’t get the benefit of that doubt since we’ve seen your face

Like a tuna can!!

W I D E B O I 🍆

Oh my god lmao

i hv beaten u in debate. u said sessions bein fired was new and related to trump jr being indicted when i gave a link from months prior saying he would be fired after midterms.

let that sink in. me, randy, beat you in intellextusl debate. lmao. u are a hack. lol

ya now u changes ur tune after i took u down a notch. this was awhile ago n u were like all the other r-w*rds sayin that sessions was fired for trump jr and trump jr would be indicted. i dont expect ur memory to be good by how clearly not smart u are tho!

cope much?

Based Pastor Randy!

Damn, get em Randy!

Have you considered running for city council like I admonished you a week or so back? I'm 100% sure with me as your CoS we could get you elected

I just wanted to interject here and say that you have some fine dickslurping lips.

RANDY!

C O P E

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Chicup is the d-slur, but you are much, much worse.

You're like "that" cousin. 24 and kinda bright, but not nearly as smart as he thinks is, and far too old to still be doing whatever menial job he's still doing. He argues with the older cousins at family gatherings because he's Overly Online but as far as real life experience or even actual education goes, he's kind of a joke.

He's also a pedo if that helps

Let me preface this by saying you sound like a seriousposter.

Seriousposters are f-slurs.

Now thats outta the way, f-slur, i need you to accept a few simple realities in life, okay? Alright....first 1) Women hate you. That may be a tough pill to swallow, but youre doing God's work by being eliminated from the breeding pool, and i appreciate that, as it leaves more vaginas privy to my insemination. Kuddos.

Secondly 2) when i tell you to do shit, its an extention of my generousity. Do you think id just trust anybody to go pick up a pizza or clean the bathroom? Of course not. Ur my special beta-boi and i luv you for all that u do.

Lastly 3) just remember ur a f-slur, is all.

Cheers (not u, just the general reading audience) 🍻

This P Word is SEETHING.

you sound like a seriousposter.

Did you try reading the name of the poster, you r-slur? This is something beyond serious post.

Oh is swearing why I got banned

Seriousposter is the most vulgar slur and yet it's not banned smh

Let me preface this by saying you sound like a seriousposter.

Are you new?

Pointless stickying, selfposting, and seriousposting. This could be the worst r/drama post of all time.

How can you disrespect darkwolf (however he spelled it) like that?

Dharqqwholff

Something like that.

I would argue this is necessary seriousposting to counterbalance the MDE rapefugee seriousposting. This sub is becoming /r/SRSsucks. Pizza is just restoring radical centrism.

😴😴😴

All of these words and links

😴😴😴

The terrorists win if you don't snoozepost.

Yeah, I'll go with the "terrorists win"option, tbh. Getting Sharia'd for being an infidel sounds less unpleasant than reading all that.

Dear Mom, I yelled about Drumpgf on the internet again today. Love, shill

PS, tell Dad I still hate him.

Shouldn't this be sticking to /r/politics?

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Take the Barrpill.

Grrrrr. STAY OFF MY PAGE!!

*Shoves you against the wall.*

You do NOT want to mess with me.

*You try to lean off the wall but I put my hand on your throat and press you harder against it. You struggle to breath as I lean in closely, calm and collected.*

Back. Off. Mess with me again, and you'll receive FAR more than just my rage.

*Smirks as your chin trembles.*

Catch you later, little boy.

I think we found a new bot post!

unzips pants, bends you over a table

DO ME, DADDY!! 😩💦

OwO what's that?

This pasta gets me hot n heavy. 🥵🥵🥵

harder daddy

Serious posting in 2019

Omegalul

twitch emotes in 2019

Problematic

no u

lots of triggered rightoids in this thread 👀

Literally no rightoids are triggered over anything that's happened regarding this news. Zero. None.

Zero. None.

https://i.imgur.com/8HnT78H.jpg

They're all really disappointed that your conspiracy theory got debunked in Trump's favor. They're really struggling to cope.

Irony

Are you sure?

L I T E R A L L Y

That explains their sperging all over pizza's seriouspost

this post is COPE phaggot

What rank are you in the force?

Colonel

Remember when you did that remind me over the election? That was great.

are u having a stroke or something?

Ed, get on your main account to snoozepost here. You know this post deserves it. Stop agendaposting.

Smells like cope in here. Unbased and bluepilled Pizza

DDF: 1; Shills: 0

Whitewater

Why's it gotta be WHITEwater?

Because the Clinton's were racist

You might know him from the iron contra affair

You ignorant slutslur.

Barr is called up when the GOP is desperate

Oh, it’s the GOP that’s desperate in all of this.

Trump is still a deeply unpopular president, he’s still incompetent, he’s still a pathological liar

All of this is actually true, and that’s why it’s so remarkably funny that he keeps pounding your bussies like he gets paid by the hour to do it.

From whitewater, to Christmas cards, to Benghazi; the GOP has repeatedly used conspiracy and fake investigations for political gain. Cry me a river, DDF.

Iron Contra (lel) isn’t just a Nintendo game, you rtarded faggotslur. It’s the very same kind of desiccated political horse trotted out by mouth breathers on your side of the fence.

As the kids say, get “yeetedslur” on.

English please

No worries. I got ya covered, chief:

desiccated [ˈdesikeədəd] ADJECTIVE having had all moisture removed; dried out. "the withered, desiccated landscape" · [more] lacking vitality or interest. "a desiccated history of ideas"

We have a lot of rightoids here and their reading skills don't tend to be up to snuff.

True, my reading ability is stuck at a 5th grade level because that's when I dropped out to make moonshine up in the woods and start a family with my sister.

As God intended

Whenever I’m coping because meanie-weenie politicians listen to lawyers over journalists I like to blow off a bit of steam over in r/familyman.

It’s the bee’s knees, Jesus-approved, and good stuff.

No

You do it to yourself, pizza.

That’s why it really hurts

Right.

Imagine being literally this guy

You and no one else

Based law bomb

FIF

You ever order a burger with nothing in it?

-no bun

-no patty

-no lettuce

-no tomato

-no pickles

-ADD ketchup

You get a bag full of ketchup packets for $7

The McMueller Nothing-Burger, one of my favorites

Ddf should be thankful they are allowed to post on this sub.

They should be banned the instant they post something pro trump.

Nope. Rad cents mock, not ban.

Are you proposing a final solution to the DDF problem?

Once the DDF is done, you champagne socialist fucks will be the next to go in our glorious workers revolution.

Silly canuk. This is Maga country 😤😤😤

OUT

What are you going to do? Call the pony patrol?

Pizza, you're scaring me 😨

Maddow alt account?

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^cope

When's the last time you left the house buddy? You ok?

TL;DR

Trump avoiding criminal charges is actually a huge win for the DNC.

R-slur

I have a feeling the information Mueller passed onto the SDNY will get Trump in deep shit.

Wtf does DDF mean?

Beyond this, I've been trying to make a flatbread but I always get a flattish loaf rather than flat bread any ideas?

You're mixing too much air into the batter. Don't whisk. Fold it together until you get a shaggy dough and then LIGHTLY knead it together

Yes it's the republicans who have come off looking bad lmao

I don't know what to tell you if you think this Mueller report shit hasn't come off as a huge W for Trump, very few people care about the 'full report' shit.

It's about public perception, perhaps the Barr report isn't representative of the Mueller report but that's certainly what everyone has taken it as. 80% people may prefer it to be released but do they actually care if it's not?

I guess it could be marginally? This entire saga looked at as a whole is a big victory for Trump though.

No he's not but when one of the main dem lines of attack against him proves to be completely ineffectual it's a big L for them.

I don't disagree, dems not focusing on the russia shit was a shrewd political move, however accusations of collusion have dogged his presidency, dispelling them is a huge PR win. I don't really get what argument you're making, either this shit is as big as benghazi (it really isnt, the republican base still think hillary was responsible for those deaths and libs have by in large given up on the Mueller report) or it's not important at all?

Look the extent of my argument is that Trump has scored a PR victory this weekend, if you think he's going to get impeached or whatever I disagree but I dont care enough to argue with you about it.

The Mueller report certainly isn't going to be as damaging as the examples of you gave of, say, Benghazi.

TOO SOON TO BRING UP BENGHAZI

So many fake tears we have shed

There are actually quite valid, non partisan reasons why a full, unredacted, report, can't be released right now. I'm hoping you are smart enough to figure out why.

Honestly though, you lost this one, even the media has accepted this. You put all your bets here and it was a bust. Now just wait for the other investigations, maybe you'll get something there.

benghazi vs. Russia

Five americans dead vs. Someone hacking hillarys private email server and buying facebook ads.

Uh, head of state department testifying on an embassy attack. Literally was her job title.

Russians also hacked rnc servers but it was all boomer memes so nobody cares

Lol (r)s retardly revealed the cia annex smuggling weapons on accident and the atate department tried to cover it up by blaming some people protesting a video. There was a lot of shit going on but everyone had a hardon for illegal military actions so (r)s thought they could kill two birds while stoned and pin it all on hillary.

Investigation was justified but butt bangled imo. B-slur

Tldr once Republicans realised they were investigating warcrimes they decided to focus on hillary instead

Pizza, what's your take on the recent admin actions?

It's over for fagcels

Pizza "DDT for the DDF" shill

Nice Cope

In lieu of longpostbot god rest his soul.

Your Pulitzer's in the mail.

still a deeply unpopular president

not around these parts he ain't

ain't

We can tell

When this turns out to be wrong how will you use your Big Brain to bend reality to still be right, too?

Well what if theh release the report.

Seems like you get your news from Rachel Maddow. They have to redact grand jury testimony from people who weren't indicted. It's a federal law, and the way we've done things for a while now

Given these restrictions, the schedule for processing the report depends in part on how quickly the Department can identify the 6(e) material that by law cannot be made public. I have requested the assistance of the Special Counsel in identifying all 6(e) information contained in the report as quickly as possible. Separately, I also must identify any information that could impact other ongoing matters, including those that the Special Counsel has referred to other offices. As soon as that process is complete, I will be in a position to move forward expeditiously in determining what can be released in light of applicable law, regulations, and Departmental policies.

Quoted from the AG's letter

I don't give a shit about the other investigations

But the law does. Run for congress and change the laws

For what?

So the Russia conspiracy wasn’t enough, now you have to push a new conspiracy about Whitaker, bc it’s all you have left. They legally can’t release certain portions bc witnesses have protection under the law. Whitaker said he was going to release as much as possible. Quit reeeeeing and for Pete’s sake, Stop watching Rachel Maddow, she’s basically Alex Jones for wine moms ps.

Attack his character, bc your baseless claim is conspiracy. Take off the tin foil hat and join the adults.

Lol wut. Lets go into any Washington politicians past and find stuff so we can assassinate their character with, all bc we disagree with their conclusions. Stop being such an extreme partisan mayo ps

Are you retarded? He pardoned people as attorney general lol. He likely supported bushes tough call, this type of shit happens in every administration. Stop getting so ginned up by wapo articles ps. They are designed to be red meat for partisans, to sway public opinion of the masses.

Imagine thinking that’s a reason to discredit him from making a judgment about a literal conspiracy theory. I appreciate that you dig into this stuff, but you should work on being a bit less Partisan.

He backed his bosses pardoning on of officials within their party involved in scandal. That’s hardly a charge to discredit anything he says. He is the sitting AG ffs. You guys are reeeeing so hard, but he said in his letter that he plans to release as much of the findings as he can.

Imagine thinking Eric holder wasn’t a shill, etc.. He was immersed in scandal as well, like so many others on both sides. I don’t doubt trump appointed this guy as a yes man, not for a second. But Barr isn’t the only one that’s seeing this report, and it’s going to be released in some form or another eventually. Mueller is the one that found there was no collusion. It was within his purview to say whether or not obstruction of Justice occurred. Why didn’t he choose to weigh in, probably because the very crime he was accused of obstructing didn’t exist, and the proof needed for a sitting president would need to be pretty incredible. Also he was more than likely attempting to protect his buddy comie from further inquiry. You gotta look at things rationally, and try and drop partisanship, as much as possible ime

You “stopped reading” bc you know I’m right. You’re sperging over the latest hot topic in the MSM. You had an entire special council comprised of democrats investigating him for two years, and they found nothing. I’ve never seen someone get so ginned up over literal cope-smut released by the msm. Grab a beer and chill out ps

Lol, you K-word F-word N-word slur coper

Why so serious?

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1110027367882346496?s=19

What did he get wrong? Drop that bombshell on us.

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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Deflection and coping, understood.

No one should listen to him unless they are stupid even though he was right and literal mainstream media went fucking full blown Sandy Hook for two years.

https://twitter.com/RBReich/status/1109339162933485568?s=19

Imagine comparing using a private server, as Secretary of State, and ‘oops misplacing’ thirty thousand emails, to running a baseless media campaign to push a completely unfounded conspiracy theory for almost three years. They literally drew the conclusion that trump colluded with Russia based on a meeting with a person that was Russian and 45k in fb ads, then tried to connect the dots. Neo liberalism is cancer, use common sense, not emotion.

Daily reminder that the government still hasn’t seen the DNC servers and been able to say the Russians hacked them. Imagine believing fusion GPS, a DNC shill organization that helped create the discredited pp dossier. They colluded with a limey red coat, Christopher Steele, who colluded with Russia intelligence to create the document that ultimately caused the special council to be formed. That’s why I hope they investigate FISA abuse. PS you’re out of your element, hit the showers hot rod.

still unemployed then?

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We are talking about the special council, not when they first looked into Muh Russia. It was three agencies that went along with what fusion GPS said about the DNC servers being hacked. So the marketing ploy of ‘all the top agencies said Russia hacked into our elections’ was straight propaganda lapped up by mother jones readers, like yourself. And when did I ever say I worship Barr, I’m just not willing to discount him over a conspiracy or hurt feelings.

Muh high treason. Attack his character bc you’re upset he didn’t corroborate the conspiracy you guys are so invested in. Yes, Fusion GPS helped fund the dossier, but they are also the only ones that saw the DNC servers. No government agencies saw the servers, so their claims are going off of what was told to them by fusion gps. The ‘election was hacked’ line, was me mocking you and tin foil hat partisans FYI

Wow, you must be a JP fan

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Sorry I mixed up crowd strike and fusion gps there. I meant crowd strike. That very slanted article makes my point, “they handed over a copy of what was (((likely))) better than the fbi going in and seizing a physical box”. The reason they didn’t storm the doors of the far left partisan crowd strike is unclear, but they definitely were able to send them a copy of what they wanted to see. Lmao the shills in this publication, “it’s likely better than them going in and getting the real thing”😂😂 The reason people took such issue was bc Comey was in charge of a lot of this, when it was happening. Motherboard 🤣🤣

What are you talking about there has been a long time co mingling b/t the DNC and crowd strike. Obama appointed a CSO to a top position in his cabinet ffs. Lots of money exchange too, obviously. The entire Russia conspiracy stunk to high heavens ps. Rational, non partisan people, can see this.

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Don’t be a r-slur. It’s a private firm worth 1 billion dollars who is beholden to its clients and investors iE the DNC. We were told to trust them without any true verification, at the end of the day. A small amount of technocrats have the power to shape geo political narratives, and it concerns me tbh. This just reminds me of how I want all of the parties correspondence to be dealt with publicly. The fact that Obama felt emboldened enough to bring a crowd strike executive into the White House is pretty problematic. There needs to be absolute transparency.

dismantled 😂

Pizza before you completely shut yourself off from all reason, I’ll leave you with this. Think about if the shoe were on the other foot. I don’t think republicans or democrats should be above government oversight, regardless of the circumstances. But especially with technology and tech firms. Even though it seems like they are firmly in the DNCs corner rn who knows how that could change in the future. And you’re gonna be butt hurt when you see algorithms sniping yang gang shit on the internet, and if he does well you best believe that’s coming.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1110590797085315072?s=19

Who obstructed what and when?

That's not what got him fired though.

Fat bois /elevators

Congratulations, you stole the title of "worst mod stickies" from MasterLawlz

serious posting ironically is still serious posting

It was meant to hurt Trump politically, and that's exactly what it did.

COPE

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You sure love getting pounded by daddy, leave some for the rest of us

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Well, I had to give it to you. You sure are consistent with your stance. I can respect that.

75 points (63% upvoted)

DDF BTFO.

>Benghazi

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>Conspiracy

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If I meet anyone this big brained again I might not be able to hold myself back from snooze posting

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keep up the hard work pizza