License to Cope: The Bongistan Story

9  2019-03-27 by -Steve_French-

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I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous πŸ¦‡

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Remember this when a Bong tries to make fun of the greatest country on God's green earth πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² and make fun of them while they're still allowed on the internet

Keep ur memes. Your entire healthcare is just one meme

Bong cope

Imagine unironically caring about memes πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Oi bruv you got an emoji loicense from the news stand?

Reviving that dead joke is gonna cost $500,000. Your insurance will only pay out $500 though πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

dead joke

Literally does not stop happening

Will you rope when you have to use your allowance to watch porn next week?

I'm too pretty to need porn and even if I wasn't I'm smart enough to know how to use a vpn. What are you going to do when your heart can't take another cheese burger fatty and you need heart surgery?

Bong

I'm too pretty to need porn

LOL, looks like the cope is well on it's way. Next stop: Rope Town

And if I need anything I have really good insurance because I have a really good job because I'm not worthless or poor, like a commie or a europoor.

because I have a really good job

Cope. Pretending to hunt pedos online isn't a job sweaty. Are you having more delusions since the doctor charged you $500 for your latest prescription of opoids and fet?

Projecting cope because you can't imagine having a job lmao. Sad!

Come Steve that's a comeback a 10 year old would make. Your banters quite shit. Try a be a little bit more witty than saying "no u"

10 posts of "heh insurance xD"

Your banters quite shit.

The rope cannot come soon enough

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UK always had a string faction within hell bent on ideological collective nightmarish society and it seems they played a long game.