You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Cucked out of your greatest life achievement lmao.

Depending on his agreement with Microsoft he might have grounds to sue here. The Zuck tried to remove the other creators from the Facebook splash screen but was forced to add the BR dude back after the lawsuit.

Id happily be cycled for $1 billion heck I might even be a mod on menslib for that.

wasnt it 2 bill

After a bil does it matter.

Spoken like a true poor.

The scoring mechanics in this game are insane. Also, The class and spawn location picking interface is non existent 😐

Split with the co-founder of mojang who bailed at the same time.

2.5

He’s still a fat lonely redditor whose wife left him, I’d unironically still rather have my life than his

he's a mother fucking billionaire he can get some 18 year old bimbo to fuck in 10 seconds lol.

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Realistically what did he expect after posting a bunch of Qanon stuff?

WWG1WGA splash text

What is the splash screen? Is that like the startup screen with a witty random line?

yup

This isn't really the same thing. He is still in the credits, the Facebook thing was removing all references entirely.

Unperssoned

lol what kind of f[](http://)aggot thinks a video game is a great achievement versus the $4 billion he made from selling it

It was 2 billion rétardo

oh that changes everything

Rëtærd

Rëtærd Targaryen first of his name

He's actually saying on Twitter that he wanted to distance himself from Minecraft (for some reason). It was described as a "win-win" by Notch.

Sounds like major COPEing to me

Literally 1 post below yours has the same thing, but with actual twitter link and all the cheering from twitter trannies, not just a screenpost. That one is sitting at +5, the other one at +1.

This is why we need Dramacide.

Also Notch is still in the credits and whatnot, he only got removed from splashscreens.

What’s the deal with this guy? He invented Minecraft and now he says edgy stuff on Twitter and people flip out?

/u/xNotch accepted the mod invitation. /u/ElonMusk said his lawyers wouldn't let him accept it during the SEC investigation.

I bet you /u/ElonMusk responds and accepts the offer.

You just gotta catch him at the right time

The Reddit dicks across Anerica circle jerk for this guy is beyond disgusting - but it’s very hard to focus on hating him when this gif exists.

I mean, /u/Roger-Stone is my drama waifu and a terrible person

There's no such thing as a terrible person.

The best artists aren’t nice people.

At a certain point you have to believe your own bullshit to get to the next level

/u/ElonMusk if you really hate the pedo menace as much as you postulate, you would accept the mod position.

I'm the closest thing u've got bby

Did he actually respond?

Maybe

Like Elon would listen to his lawyers

He hasn't worked in like 8 years, so he became a professional tweeter to alleviate the boredom.

Reminds me of spoony

How does he still live? Patreon money barely will cover bills for a few months, not accounting for gas and food.

Maybe he gets some YouTube ad revenue and some generous paypigs send him money directly via PayPal? Either way, it's not like you need a lot of money to post on Twitter all day.

I can't imagine his ad revenue is enough to keep him going. He currently makes about $468 a month, which comes out to about $5,616 a year. That's not enough to pay for everything.

The man is worth billions, I don't think he needs an income to live

Spoony not notch

Spoony lives with his brother who actually has a job.

Not anymore

Parents, it’s the only explanation

Notch was probably always an insufferable neckbeard, but being a starving game developer(Pre-Minecraft being an overnight hit and the Microsoft buy) means shutting up more often than not.

Plus being "controversial" on Twitter gets you attention which he probably wants.

The mods should crack down on screenshotposting.

I keep banning them and they keep doing it 🤷

Based. Maybe one day they'll learn

[x] doubt

At least you might get some spicy modmail messages out of it

Usually it's just f-slur or n-slur but every once in a while someone surprises me.

Maybe getting banned is their fetish. Degenerates 😖

And yet you didn't link to the better post. Smh.

I'd tell you to find it yourself, but seeing your username, we could make a deal if you want 😏

It's how you know you made it big, when a faceless company wipes your name off your work.

because they are afraid

I'm sure his billions of dollars are more than enough comfort.

Doubt it, tbh. I don't know if it's changed recently, but he didn't seem to be having a very fun time despite his billions.

Imagine having literally everything you ever wanted except for the ability to have a meaningful relationship with anyone lmao

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i'm like that except poor and not rich, kms.

I think you should actually be comforted by the fact that you know you’d be a miserable antisocial piece of shit even if you were rich, a lot of people don’t know that and think it’s being poor that makes them unhappy.

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yeah true, but if i was rich i could do coke all the time and use hookers every weekend, which would be pretty awesome.

tru

Not his ex wife or excess body fat, though.

Excess bodyfat is great comfort in the cold.

I saw the thread on /r/games and was gonna cum here to post about it, the ENTIRE thread is full of cope and yikes-cels. They're STILL mad about his candy wall and that they can't have any lmao.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/b6bwf0/minecraft_update_removes_mentions_of_notch_the/ejjhhxo

This moron thinks he is all alone up in his ivory tower or something lmao.

They really want to hate Notch for the fact he is a billionaire that can say whatever he want when he wants.

What's wrong with hating him for having more money than me. Fk u /u/xnotch

Major yikes from me, dawg.

Literally the top comment.

Whole thread of mad GIBSMEDATS spergs celebrating this. wew lads you sure showed him. Hows are the go fund mes for you pseudo vaginas going?

That's a major yikes from me, dawg.

It’s over for projectioncels.

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I get people disagreeing with the d-u-m-b shit notch says, but come on, all that hate for notch on that thread reeks of pathological jealousy.

It's like calling some billionaire a loser makes it up for the fact that you aren't, and chances are you'll never be, as successful (monetary speaking) as notch is.

Selling your first business for $2.5B doesn't happen that often.

This moron thinks he is all alone up in his ivory tower or something lmao.

He literally is lmao.

He's not wrong tho

He literally went from having celebrities come to his home that he had just bought and threw a party, fast forward to now where speedrunners loathe having to mention his name because he donated a couple thousand dollars to charity, knowing the awful stuff he's said on Twitter.

Celebrities liked him, now random small speedrunning youtuber dislikes him, therefore his life is in the gutter? What?

/r/games somehow went full chapo about 5-7 months ago, they were always lefty when threads went political, but now they are unironically chapo, its baffling.

My all time favorite spergout for that sub is still when they got mad (Resetera too. Same userbase though, practically) that Kingdom Come: Deliverance, a historically accurate game of 1400s Europe, didn't have minorities in it, and were called racist for it.

Like you said, it always leaned left, but its funny watching them sperg out about layoffs in the industry these days and then in another thread boast about their piracy and get upvoted for it. As though game devs are working pro-bono only for NEET appreciation of their product.

Serious post, but fuck it.

They did the same with The Witcher.

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hahahaha the fucking word “c[](http://)razy” is banned? that’s a key shibboleth of woke millennials

It's like the /r/games circlejerk against the gamergate bullshit set them in the complete opposite direction. It's gotten ridiculous.

i noticed it first when they went full on 1890s workers movement over blizzard firing a bunch of dead weight, but the threads on the front page about notch, wolfenstein, and dwarf fortress are ridiculous.

idk why gcj exists when both subs unrionically agree with each other.

What's wrong with their thread about Dwarf Fortress? I'm afraid to go check.

muh usa is a 3rd world (lol they dont know the actual meaning of that phrase) shithole because a guy has medical bills

I mean, the medical system in the US really does suck a fat one.

not really, we have the best healthcare in the world, especially when measured by outcomes, theres arguments to be made about the gap in insurance coverage between the lower class who get medicaid/indigent healthcare and the middle class who have salaried jobs, but thats pretty much it.

It's 2x the outcome for 10x the price, and there's no non-premium option because of the inane way healthcare providers are encouraged to bill and the counter-intuitive network system.

the non-premium option is the hospitals that are contracted with the government to serve indigent patients.

Non-premium as in like a fucking 10 minute appointment to see if my symptoms are a problem without being charged out the ass for tests and "out-of-network"

what is an urgent care clinic

The average urgent care visits range from $50 to $150, depending on the patient's co-pay and level of treatment

mfw

Gcj was for r/gaming

reddit is literally overrun with autismo shemales gamers and mods.

It's one of the reasons why this site can never make any money - go to any major subreddit and they've turned it into a non-stop 24/7 wokefest that is so out of control it drives away the normies, you know, the ones that actually spend money on stuff other than their programmer socks and estradiol prescriptions.

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I like how everyone on that thread is an expert on Notch's life and how he spends his time.

Why cant people on this site admit communism is bad?

Because naziism is popular here too so people overcompensate

The Hipster effect

C

Now he's Markus "Un-"Persson.