I actually get so blackpilled when I realize most of you fags are depressed losers who most likely gravitated here because no one likes them and not because they actually have intellectual backing for their

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Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.

Be better reddit ❤️

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things—what I can tell you is that most people who come through the criminal justice system don't give up $10,000 of their hard earned money, or engage in volunteer services connected with an alleged offense, without viewing that as a way of being held accountable.

10k is like, what? Equilivant to an hour of pay for this guy? And you know this dude ain't picking trash off the highway - prob did an hour of time appearing at a mall opening or something, lol

Is that the lady that married the guy that owns reddit?

He apparently did the community service prior to the offense. Which makes no damn sense because it can't, in any way, be "connected with an alleged offense".

Never mind that nobody really knows what community service they're talking about.

And it was doing some shit with Jessie Jackson. Probably picking synagogues for the next massacre.

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This is the best way to cope. Always do community service incase you commit a crime later on.

"huge uptick in boy scout enrollment as every little 14 year old f-slur-y prick realizes they can commit arson everywhere with their 40 service hours..."

And that will just draw the pedos like moths to a flame.

Big scouting planned this hoax

Which makes no damn sense because it can't, in any way, be "connected with an alleged offense".

What if his community service was his tireless letter-writing campaign to raise awareness about the ugly nature of hate crimes?

Crayons don't grow on trees you know.

The community service was probably the TV appearances he did to hype his victimness to "start a conversation"

S-slur like you are the reason decent loving men like Paul Manafort languish in prison. Isn’t him giving up a $15,000 jacket made from an Ostrich enough for you people?!?

Bitch looks like Kai Green in a wig

Don't insult kai like that, she looks like they put a wig on Leslie jones

🍆🍊

Everything is just getting better and better, we need to seriously consider an offsite of our own. I'm sure we could scrap together some neetbux.

Vote Yang and we can make it happen.

dramafarms.net?

It'd be a complete cesspool.

God I hope so

Like this isn't.

🎶🎵Yang Gang Yang Gang Yang Gang,

Spent my neetbux on a new game.🎵🎶

FBI is on the case

https://twitter.com/RobElgasABC7/status/1111027333740269568

And State's Attorney's office is in damage control - https://twitter.com/CharlieDeMar/status/1111034982087172098

All the corrupt shit this state does and this gets the feds attention?

I demand blood

No one cares about poors' blood

Be the change you want to see in the world, brother. Inshallah

Not to mention the federal probe into the city council, and that one alderman wearing a wire. Plus the Burke charges.

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Ok, I’ll issue you a y’all license then. Better be a real southern state though and not like Virginia.

+Richmond, Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Charlottesville. Then you got like ten people left. So those ten can be southerners.

charlottesville is pretty country tbh, y'ins

dude, think about it..

> its chicago

> a black dude

> committed crime

> is being let go

> with no repercussions..

I don't know about the FBI but some aliens should come and investigate this bizarre turn of events.

The post master is still going to eat his ass. He isn't getting away with shit.

...like groceries?

eat his ass

So, a regular Friday night?

Chicago lets all the criminals off really easily. It's part of the problem.

Too obvious

They are trying to avoid a mistrial or getting sued. The fact that it's such an obvious fuck up is why I don't think anyone's trying to pull strings, just trying to avoid damage.

Or maybe they are getting stupider, wouldn't suprize me either.

Grew up in chicago they are that stupid

normally people are smart enough to keep it out of the public eye. they almost have to investigate this clown car

Since the victim in this case was everyone in America, I'm kind of confused at how letting him go "restored" us.

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At the very least, the victims are the police, who are SEETHING at the outcome.

Wonder how restored they feel.

I am entertained.

Watching the world burn the last week has been fun

Last two weeks were drama overload, so many shitshows.

Wait until NK invaded the south with Trumps blessing, then swings back to invade China.

COPE.

Jussie was TOTALLY EXONERATED

So Foxx does this interview literally says this kind of thing happens all the time yet they have to circulate a letter around begging people to find cases. Lmao 😂😂😂

So they let this guy walk and didn't even bother doing their homework ahead of time to find other examples where they did the same thing? This is malpractice-level incompetence.

I bet they weren't expecting his attorney to give a press conference championing his client and threatening to sue for false arrest.

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Two law enforcement officials briefed on the matter tell @ABC the FBI is reviewing circumstances surrounding dismissal of criminal charges against Jussie Smollett. ABC News is told this is not an investigation. It is a "review" or "inquiry".

But of course, it is called the Federal Bureau of Inquiries after all :)

That's a lot of words for 'wealthy famous people get an easier ride'

This was clearly because of his race not his wealth.

Imagine sitting down, typing this out, then posting it.

MDEFUGEECELULTGETOUT

You know it, too. That's why you're protesting so much.

Oh yeah man. Everyone knows the US Justice System is always giving those darn N-slurs a free pass, especially in Cook County 🤣.

You literally just fucking saw it happen.

I did. You also saw Trump get elected, that doesn't mean all presidents starred in shitty reality shows.

When was the last time a black dude fucked with Chicago PD and Cook County Prosecutor's Office as much as Jussie and got a free pass?

Only if they're rich and well-connected. Doesn't matter what color your skin is in America; what matters is the color of your money.

Oh yeah man. Everyone knows the US Justice System is always giving those darn N-slurs a free pass, especially in Cook County 🤣.

Do you honestly believe that the DA who dropped the charges against him generally gives harder times to black defendants than white?

Was probably a bit of both tbf but mostly cuz he's rich and well connected. The oppression points just give him that extra advantage

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Is negro banned?

MODS MODS MODS

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Beso Negro is a sacred /r/dr*ma institution.its 2019 and everyone is eating ass

being deliberately wrong to own the repubs

Literally just happened you r-word

She can make all the excuses she wants about how a non-celebrity wouldn't have gone to prison for this, but I can tell you damn sure that a non-celebrity would have had to plead guilty. Someone in a position of power is very interested in making sure that he doesn't have to admit it was a hoax. They want to keep some shred of doubt alive so that this will continue to be an issue that divides people.

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What's Non-neurotypical about this is that it's BAD for the libs. Why the fuck would they want to drag this shit out? This is like a fucking birthday present for the right.

My guess is that there's a faction within the local Democratic party who think they will benefit if blacks and whites are divided, but I don't know much about Chicago.

I grew up in Detroit, from my experience, black government literally can't help themselves from doing this shit. I don't have any insight or theories as to why this is, it just is. If you ever want to have your eyes roll out of your head sometime, read up on one of our former mayors, Kwame Kilpatrick.

Holy shit lmao I just read his Wikipedia article... No wonder the city went down the tubes

No wonder the city went down the tubes

The city was in the shitter long before he showed up. I grew up there in the 80's and other than us and a few pollocks, everyone who had the means (including middle class blacks) where leaving. We moved out ourselves by the time I was in highschool.

Kwame was more of a symptom of the decline of the city rather than the cause. The underlying dysfunction of the political system there allowed him to become mayor, if you know what I mean.

Well that was a wild ride. Perhaps the most disturbing revelation:

Greene was murdered on April 30, 2003, at around 3:40 a.m., near the intersection of Roselawn and West Outer Drive while sitting in her car with her 32-year-old boyfriend.[40][41] She was shot multiple times with a .40 caliber Glock pistol. At the time, this was the same model and caliber firearm as those officially issued by the Detroit Police Department.

This is the same weapon that /u/distortedlines has repeatedly referred to as his "problem solver". Just what problems has he solved with it? 🤔🤔🤔

Oh wow you’re telling me she was shot with one of the best selling pistols of all time? I’m very disturbed.

Imagine being so new and ♿♿♿ that you can't read context clues and understand that this is a joke about one of our beloved powerusers. 🙄

imagine using the term power user unironically

Imagine imagining that someone used the term poweruser unironically when really they used it 78% ironically. 🙄🙄🙄

Imagine being alive

imagine not just taking the L

Imagine not just taking the D.

J/k I know you can't.

Tech N9ne warned him:

As the smoke clears

You wonder why this woman packs the most fear

She keeps a broken heart and a three-eighty close near

From me to you

If you sense she's psychotic better watch what you do, what they do

Daleys weren’t black. It’s city government

We just got Trayon “the news control the weather” White.

the news

lmao

Damn (((they))) are controlling my phone also!!!

(((push notifications)))

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Detroit is what racists claim every city with a black-run government will turn into.

Straight cope up here ☝🏻

Those ones are run by the Chinese.

Sub-Saharan? Name three.

Kigali

Windhoek

Asmara

Kigali

Daleys weren’t black, and there’s plenty of DC Council people who are white and corrupt.

It's not that white people are more or less corrupt than black people when in power. It's the thin veneer of civility and acceptability around that corruption that's the difference. Black politicians seem to literally give no fucks, while the white ones will do their best to hide their malfeasance.

Black politicians seem to literally give no fucks,

So they're just more based and alpha then f(aggy) mayos ?

Isn’t the current mayor of Detroit basically the most beloved Detroit mayor ever?

Oh I forgot how black Detroit was lol

In the fall of 2002, it was alleged that Kilpatrick had held a wild party involving strippers at the Manoogian Mansion, the city-owned residence of the mayor of Detroit. Former members of the Executive Protection Unit (EPU), the mayor's police security detail, alleged that Carlita Kilpatrick, Kwame's wife, came home unexpectedly and physically attacked the strippers.

lol Detroit

Wow that got fucking dark real quick. One of the alleged strippers got murked, strong suspicions that the murderer was Detroit PD.

AYO WE WUZ KWAMES

At this point black people don't think black people should ever go to jail.

people aren't cold, rational political robots. something about j-slur smollett struck a cord with prominent liberals, and they rushed to his defense.

Libs are going to pretend he was innocent and it was Maga people all along.

At least that was the ghazi take.

Smollett him self doesn't have that much power its more he knows powerful people who are fighting for him to get off. This reeks of upper class privilege basically. Least the mayor publicly came out against this.

the mayor is the same person who worked along side avanetti. open your eyes. you literal f-w*rding r-w*rd. he is 100% for jussie bein free.

I hadn't thought of that. You think he's just putting on an act?

Of course he is.

He seems to be serious about asking for compensation though. I'm usually really skeptical about these scumbags, too.

Yes but a non celebrity isn't going to spend millions on lawyers fighting a class 4 felony. The DA can either spend a shitload of resources on the case and have the guy sentenced to community service or they can do this. I'm not sure how I feel about spending that kind of money just to sate my justice boner. It's the same outcome at the end of the day.

I used to be this naive. In a corrupt one-party city, the DA will spend enormous amounts of money on cases that have no chance of winning if people with political connections ask them to. There is absolutely no fucking way that this was not a 100% political decision.

Is that the guy who plays tennis that married the guy who owns reddit?

Do not insult our beloved overlord's lovely bride, or else he may smite us.

lovely

She pulled a Smollett

I think it has opened an opportunity for us to have conversations

I refuse to believe they aren't doing it on purpose.

These are canned things these types always say whenever confronted with anything remotely controversial. Like, actual NPC-tier shit.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "/pol/ was right again."

No one calls them out about it so they stick to it.

The conversation we're going to have isn't the one they want us to have. Rich black privileged people like Jussie have it better than poor white trailer trash.

you are forgetting a particular (((element))) of good ol Jussie's identity

Is he from drake and lenny kavitz's tribe?

Lenny isn't homosexual though.

you better put some goddamn respect on wheelchair jimmy's name

I'm too old/😎 to have ever watched or cared* about OG degrassi high, so what makes you think I would have ever considered the r-slur reboot? *OK, I did read the book about Spike getting knocked up, but only because it was taboo in grade 8.

dude jewlattos lmao

If I was, I would call myself that for sure.

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Uh oh.

NO

What the h*ck

This is so cray.

I'm pretty sure I've jerked off to a Kim Foxxx before

She tries really hard not to talk about this specific case xd

Guys, calm down. They handle cases like this all the time...for guilty people they don’t want to see punished.

Are they trying to get people to actually commit a lynching?

slightly relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5F_A8tsYdk

ayy lmao https://i.imgur.com/EDaGq7C.png

Congrats!

Hey thanks!

But, right now, there's a lot of emotion. And I wholeheartedly believe that in our work we cannot be driven by emotions. We have to be driven by facts.

Facts don't care about your feelings, incels