A downvote from a commie is the equivalent of an upvote from someone with braincells. So thanks, man.

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Too old for him

You know the story about him and the air conditioner, right?

Too skinny, not enough neckbeard

Okay now THIS is E🅱️ic.

I actually don’t know the story, just that he destroyed an AC unit because it turned 8 or something.

Required reading.

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🙄🙄🙄 Then may I suggest users go to an URL that ends in /comments/4sceeh/udarqwolff_got_arrested_last_month/ ?

Thank you bb. It just got me with that too.

I got got again below. 3 times today. Not gonna type it all out again but goddamn.

Lmao it's my first time actually reading that post and I almost snoozed halfway through. Thank god someone summarized it in a reply below.

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Oh come on, it's my favorite pasta of all time. Maybe I'm just nostalgic because this what first brought me to...

a certain subreddit that automod won't let me name 😡😡😡

, but I don't think it's ever been surpassed.

Oh come on, it's my favorite pasta of all time.

It's certainly great pasta. But just like all DarqWolff posts, it takes forever to get to the point.

Also, imagine not being able to say D​rama

I know, I still get a little rush every time I see that "Your brain is crippled with testosterone so you're obsessed with dicks" quote.

Also, imagine not being able to say D​rama

https://i.imgur.com/ME4Vosc.png

😱 why were you able to say 'Dra​ma' this time??

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Goddammit I'm such a... simpleton... I didn't even notice that. I dunno. If it's catching it even in URLs why would it not get that? Maybe it doesn't poll very often?

He went ape on his moms husband

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Darqwolff looks like Darqwolff kinda girl

too old

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Not even close, I can't smell him through the picture

I want to fuck Darwolff, apparently.

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Goddamnit.

Anime makes your balls fall off.