Nomination for Mark Geragos to be an Honorary Reddit Janitor for this sub.

19  2019-03-28 by hungarianmeatslammer

Some of you might not know Mark Geragos but he has been hiding in the Dr@m@n@ut shadows secretly manipulating the price of Dr@m@coin. (Automod bans the correct spelling of Dr@m@ now?)

  1. Geragos is a co-conspirator in the recent Avenatti vs. Nike extortion case.

  2. Geragos is Jussie Smollett's lawyer and is on the offensive today as he is publically attacking the Chicago Police chief for calling out the blatant coverup.

  3. Geragos is best friends and partners with fellow lolcow Michael "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Avenatti and routinely defended him on CNN. This connects him to Stormy Daniels and the Russia investigation.

  4. Geragos was fired from CNN this week and afterwords called them a "Lame-Ass Organization" and "Know-Nothing Network".

  5. Geragos is Colin Kaepernick's lawyer and defend him throughout the kneeling during the National Anthem cultural battle.

  6. Geragos is also allegedly defending Seagram's heiress Claire Bronfman in the NXIVM elite pedophile sex cult case. When the Heiress was questioned in court today if she was involved with Avenatti/Geragos, she [suspiciously fainted and court was adjourned for the day](https://twitter.com/Emily_Saul_/status/1110995626353938433\).

  7. Geragos defended Michael Jackson during the molestation trials that are featured in the new popular documentary "Finding Neverland."

Mark Geragos deserves a position as mod on this God forsaken subreddit.

4 comments

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-03-28

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1  ManBearFridge 2019-03-28

Geragos is an anagram for George Soros.

1  NumerousEvent 2019-03-28

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