The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
This movie wasn't great, but I've definitely seen worse. It tanked because the source material niche, the movie was in development hell for years, and it was finally released....in February. A month that is a notorious dumping ground for bad and/or underperforming movies.
Yeah it was actually a decent movie, shame it'll never get a sequel. Especially now that Fox is owned by the Mouse and Cameron probably can't strong-arm Disney into making a sequel if the Avatar movies do well.
I thought the movie looked decent in the trailer but I can't get past those horrible fucking eyes. Whoever decided to put that in is personally responsible for the movie tanking IMO
Not to derail the narrative in this thread, but this title is a strawman argument. The guy didn't mention anything about the deep state, or even hint at anything right-wing.
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I'm normally down for any kind of sci-fi no matter how garbage. But no way I was going to look at those creepy eyes for 2 hours. Can barely take the trailer.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-28
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-28
Should have put a cape on her
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-03-28
Do any of the M[slur] characters actually wear capes?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-28
Dr. Strange.
Also, Thor, sometimes? Maybe?
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-28
Vision
1 acidoverbasic 2019-03-28
Lol is this an alt of that AlitaMyWaifu guy?
1 Chad_McCentrist 2019-03-28
This movie wasn't great, but I've definitely seen worse. It tanked because the source material niche, the movie was in development hell for years, and it was finally released....in February. A month that is a notorious dumping ground for bad and/or underperforming movies.
1 ry8919 2019-03-28
I thought it was a fun romp. A riot even. Bout as deep as a puddle but some pretty nifty robot on robot violence.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-28
Yeah it was actually a decent movie, shame it'll never get a sequel. Especially now that Fox is owned by the Mouse and Cameron probably can't strong-arm Disney into making a sequel if the Avatar movies do well.
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-03-28
I thought the movie looked decent in the trailer but I can't get past those horrible fucking eyes. Whoever decided to put that in is personally responsible for the movie tanking IMO
1 xddddlol 2019-03-28
ok
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-28
Gslur all wslurs
1 footshred 2019-03-28
Not to derail the narrative in this thread, but this title is a strawman argument. The guy didn't mention anything about the deep state, or even hint at anything right-wing.
1 Ghdust2 2019-03-28
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
1 footshred 2019-03-28
It's a type of fallacy.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-28
do you know where you are? Looking for fallacies in /r/drama submission titles is peak seriousposting.
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1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-03-28
They keep changing the naughty word list, I can't keep up.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-03-28
Swap vowels for emojis.
Embrace the zoom.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-28
People who whine about fallacies sounds like college freshmen tbqh.
1 footshred 2019-03-28
Whatever confirms your biases.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-28
Muh no true slippery hominem fallacy 😡
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1 Power_Incarnate 2019-03-28
It tanked cause of the eyes
1 SNCommand 2019-03-28
How much was the marketing budget? Because 400 million on a 175 million budget doesn't sem too bad
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-03-28
Friendly reminder that Alita isn't anime
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-28
Her eyes 🤢
1 iwantedtopay 2019-03-28
I'm normally down for any kind of sci-fi no matter how garbage. But no way I was going to look at those creepy eyes for 2 hours. Can barely take the trailer.
1 ParticularDrummer 2019-03-28
Alita has earned 400 million, hardly a flop for a mediocre movie. Wouldn't be surprised if it nets a 425-450 million boxoffice.