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In my office occasionally they get bagels and there's a mongoloid who rips pieces off instead of cutting them, this could be a good deterrent to his tardery.
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i was picturing a bagel sliced in half along the equator and i was ready to laugh at a bunch of snotty NEW YAWK bagel purists but this is actually kinda fucked up ngl
Honestly this is a justified reason for him to be put to death for crimes against Bagels. First of all bagels don't exist outside of tri-state region and Montreal. Secondly the amount of a-slur required to think this is a good idea means he shouldn't be allowed outside and should be institutionalized.
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1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-03-28
https://twitter.com/yair_rosenberg/status/1111236797898649601?s=21
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1 just_sauce 2019-03-28
oy vey, this, but unironically.
1 YOUREABOT 2019-03-28
OMG NO NO NO. Just WRONG!
1 pvijay187 2019-03-28
This is more non kosher than bacon wrapped shrimp
1 rygell4 2019-03-28
What is the purpose of doing that? Are bagels too hard to eat otherwise? What is the point?
1 sockerpopper 2019-03-28
If you're a fatass, you can eat a ton of cream cheese or whatever because you can keep applying it to the different slices.
1 gfour 2019-03-28
The midwest is truly innovative in finding ways to be a fat fuck
1 trumps_yellow_pubes 2019-03-28
But it's light cream cheese so I can eat as much as I want teehee
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-28
Wait till you try the casserole
1 kittendispenser 2019-03-28
Wisconsinoid here, I had my 3rd heart attack of the day reading your comment. Please don't say such mean things.
1 peekvid 2019-03-28
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1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-03-28
In my office occasionally they get bagels and there's a mongoloid who rips pieces off instead of cutting them, this could be a good deterrent to his tardery.
1 Vrishkin 2019-03-28
I hate the women who pinch off pieces of donuts also
1 k5josh 2019-03-28
A few bagels can be divided among a lot more people that way.
1 tenebrous_cloud 2019-03-28
Whenever I read a Twitter post and ask myself what did he mean by this, I count the responses from blue check marks and I have my answer
1 Senator_Chickpea 2019-03-28
You can divvy each bagel up among a surprising amount of das Sonderkommando.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-28
Bruh, look at this dude
1 T0yN0k 2019-03-28
I love the tweet calling out that this is just a way to feed 24 people with 12 Bagels. It's so Jewish in a roundabout way.
1 Zac1245 2019-03-28
Guy better watch out Th Mossad is gonna come take him out.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-03-28
One can only hope...
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-03-28
6 million tweets about slicing bagels the wrong way
1 xHillxLaxHillx 2019-03-28
Tbh that is a really dumb way to slice bagels
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1 dr_ralph_daggers 2019-03-28
i was picturing a bagel sliced in half along the equator and i was ready to laugh at a bunch of snotty NEW YAWK bagel purists but this is actually kinda fucked up ngl
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-03-28
They’re obviously all joking... this doesn’t belong here
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-03-28
It's wholesome drama
1 TechnicalTechnician5 2019-03-28
THIS N-SLUR EATING SLICED BAGELS
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2019-03-28
(((Kraut)))(((mann)))
1 notcyberpope 2019-03-28
You're jewing it wrong
1 Axds123 2019-03-28
Honestly this is a justified reason for him to be put to death for crimes against Bagels. First of all bagels don't exist outside of tri-state region and Montreal. Secondly the amount of a-slur required to think this is a good idea means he shouldn't be allowed outside and should be institutionalized.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-03-28
Those who died at Massala roll in their graves at this shit.
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-03-28
Mfw