I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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Hot take.

AOC is Barron Trump in drag!

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Raising animals like this is absolutely terrible for the environment. It'd probably be in our best interest to seriously restrain it/do away with it at some point in the future.

If you eat seafood you ruin the environment, if you eat meat you ruin the environment.

If you sustain off of grilled cheese and tendies you should receive additional government support from what you already do for helping the environment.

The fact you think methane is the only issue is... interesting.

Here you go:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_impact_of_meat_production

The 2006 report Livestock's Long Shadow, released by the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) of the United Nations, states that "the livestock sector is a major stressor on many ecosystems and on the planet as a whole. Globally it is one of the largest sources of greenhouse gases (GHG) and one of the leading causal factors in the loss of biodiversity, while in developed and emerging countries it is perhaps the leading source of water pollution."[1] Removing all US agricultural animals would reduce US greenhouse gas emissions by 2.6%.[2] (In this and much other FAO usage, but not always elsewhere, poultry are included as "livestock".) A 2017 study published in the journal Carbon Balance and Management found animal agriculture's global methane emissions are 11% higher than previous estimates based on data from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.[3] Some fraction of these effects is assignable to non-meat components of the livestock sector such as the wool, egg and dairy industries, and to the livestock used for tillage. Livestock have been estimated to provide power for tillage of as much as half of the world's cropland.[4] According to production data compiled by the FAO, 74 percent of global livestock product tonnage in 2011 was accounted for by non-meat products such as wool, eggs and milk.[5][not in citation given] Meat is also considered one of the prime factors contributing to the current sixth mass extinction.[6][7][8][9] A July 2018 study in Science asserts that meat consumption will increase as the result of human population growth and rising individual incomes, which will increase carbon emissions and further reduce biodiversity.[10]

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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It's an issue in the united states, too.

https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/the-gross-way-water-pollution-from-livestock-effects-you/

This is some weird shit, are you unironically trying to deny that meat production is seriously damaging to the environment, even after being confronted with overwhelming proof that it does?

Also, you understand this is one planet, even if it were only happening in other countries, that would still be bad.

Lol? Everything I just said is true of every western country.

It's globally.

Like this is a really weird denial of reality. Do you work in the livestock industry?

Oh right, there is no dead zone in the Gulf due to nitrogen runoff.

Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) of the United Nations

I immediately trust this.

What is it in that article that is not factually correct?

According to the UN? Nothing.

Do you have any counter data to refute what the UN and other orgs are saying?

C'mon pizza, I know better than to engage you in anything other than mockery and adoration. Let someone else take over the keyboard for a shift.

You know better to "engage me" because you'll get bent over.

In my early "atheist skeptic" days I got really into debunking conspiracy theories. So I'd spend a lot of my time on various conspiracy forums, and I mean I spent an absurd amount of time with these people.

Russia has an iron fucking grip on international conspiracism. What happened is years and years ago Russia realized they didn't have the hard or soft power to compete with the western world and just heavily invested in shit like this.

That's why every major conspiracy website is pro-Russia and rabidly anti-American. It's why RT is cited so often in conspiracy circles. For example, /r/conspiracy had a picture of Putin eating popcorn on their sidebar for over a month.

Russia has created an entire conspiracy movement that loves them and hates America.

There's an entire book talking about these tactics called "Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible."

A relevant quote:

At the end of the table sat one of the country’s most famous political TV presenters. He is small and speaks fast, with a smoky voice: We all know there will be no real politics. But we still have to give our viewers the sense something is happening. They need to be kept entertained. So what should we play with? Shall we attack oligarchs? [He continued,] Who’s the enemy this week? Politics has got to feel like . . . like a movie! The first thing the President had done when he came to power in 2000 was to seize control of television. It was television through which the Kremlin decided which politicians it would “allow” as its puppet-opposition, what the country’s history and fears and consciousness should be. And the new Kremlin won’t make the same mistake the old Soviet Union did: it will never let TV become dull. The task is to synthesize Soviet control with Western entertainment. Twenty-first-century Ostankino mixes show business and propaganda, ratings with authoritarianism. And at the center of the great show is the President himself, created from a no one, a gray fuzz via the power of television, so that he morphs as rapidly as a performance artist among his roles of soldier, lover, bare-chested hunter, businessman, spy, tsar, superman. “The news is the incense by which we bless Putin’s actions, make him the President,” TV producers and political technologists liked to say. Sitting in that smoky room, I had the sense that reality was somehow malleable, that I was with Prosperos who could project any existence they wanted onto post-Soviet Russia. But with every year I worked in Russia, and as the Kremlin became ever more paranoid, Ostankino’s strategies became ever more twisted, the need to incite panic and fear ever more urgent; rationality was tuned out, and Kremlin-friendly cults and hate-mongers were put on prime time to keep the nation entranced, distracted, as ever more foreign hirelings would arrive to help the Kremlin and spread its vision to the world.

The united states has been getting bent over in the disinformation war for as long as there's been a disinformation war.

Countries like China/Russia have an innate advantage in this kind of warfare. They don't have political gridlock because there is only one party in power.

They don't have to worry about censoring anyone, it's expected. This limits our ability to respond to disinformation campaigns.

they don't value free speech in the way we do.

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So that's a"no response" then.

Just demonstrating your uncanny ability to bend yourself over instead of the people who disagree with you.

Still no response?

Lol using wikipedia 😂😂😂

What in that article is not correct?

Did you know that I am in love with you?

I'm glad you feel that way friend.

> article

> wikipedi

Huh

A wiki article, yes.

I cannot believe how much time you put into this troll account.

I can't believe how huge my dick is, but here we are.

You’re the most committed troll I have seen in some time I admire that.

Don't care. Cows, pigs and chicken are delicious.

More delicious than being able to eat at all?

Yeah because I'll be dead before that happens and future people can suck it.

This but unironically.

Wait, people actually believe the argument that livestock is bad for the environment is because their farts produce greenhouse gasses? Are you retarded?

Livestock requires way more land to produce less calories. That's why it's bad for the environment. It's not efficient.

Thats what aoc believes so yes.

Two r-slurs don't make a right.

Did you just post a diet article as proof that resources-calorie effeciency is unimportant to the impact of the environment, galaxybrain?

I read the article, it's about diet. Explain to me what diet has to do with anything we were talking about.

Okay, what measurement you want to use?

Even if you were to prove livestock had twice the caloric bioavailability, it would still be less effienct, because it takes more than twice the resources to produce a calorie.

Yes it does, it is a real measurement of energy. You don't know what the word bioavailability means.

Uh huh. Well, I can't wait for you to invent that new unit of measurement.

The idea is meat for the elite and crickets for the rest of us. Don’t worry about Africans having 20 kids each because there’s enough crickets and algae-burgers to sustain all of us beautiful beings on this wonderful planet.

I'd rather the world die than i lose my burgers 🍔🍔

“Please, keep it coming Jr—it’s definitely a ‘very, very large brain’ idea to troll a member of a body that will have subpoena power in a month.”

How could you not vote for her?

<3 commie mommy

Going after the real American threat after Kinder eggs and gyms.

Apparently, I am a cow dictator

Just based on this comment, more like, lolcow dictator.

A nude selfie made its way through social media—until it was unmasked as a fraud.

Unmasked by who??? R/drama doesn't get the credit it deserves for fighting fake news.

They want to take your pickup truck! They want to rebuild your home! They want to take away your hamburgers! This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved!

This Stalin guy had some low-ass ambitions.

Google is your friend.

It was a joke.

👏 NOT 👏 FUNNY 👏

What’s humorous to me is that we’re finally proposing a clear, ambitious, but necessary and grounded policy on the scale of the problem

I got to seriouspost: I want the green new deal to pass only because it would be such a massive clusterfuck on the infrastructure side. Her policy is a lot of thing but it ain’t clear or grounded.

How do you plan on rebuilding the nations train system without Diesel engines?

Bullet trains n-slur. They go waaaaayy faster.

It’s high speed rail, bullet train is problematic

I mean Japan is doing it really well. Can’t we just copy what they’re doing?

just glass enough US land until the liveable area is equal to Japan’s land area; should be more manageable then

I’m sure the US could afford it if it wanted to, it’s literally the largest economy in the world. Most of the population is condensed in cities, just like Japan.

We are all being r-slur in this comment chain on purpose right?

I dunno man I just want trains

US cities are just much much much further apart than japanese ones

but muh anime trains

This reminds of when the Washington(DC) Bullets changed their name to the Wizards because DC had one of the highest murder rates in the country

Haha no way

So we will have wizard trains, then.

A big reason was the owner's friend the prime minister of Israel was shot and killed. So (((they))) are even behind that.

Do you live on the Southside or the west end? 😘

she is not aging well. that photo of her in banner looks like she is hittin wall very hard. with that wall so does my support for her. period.

Those tiddies are just a few years away from looking like a couple oranges in a sock

She looks like she has gross nipples.

The age she looks changes more than probably any other person I've ever seen. Sometimes when she's doing her Instagram cooking videos with her big ass glasses on she looks 18 and then other times she looks like she's about to hit the 30 wall hard.

Guess it's a good thing that she has 0 power as a Junior Congresswoman