Wow, you just proved what an absolute retard you are.

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Turbo normie here.

Turbo normies rise up

turbo normie gang

Turbo normie represent!

Turbo normie rise up

come here bro

turbo normies 4lyfe

Same. Just missed out on being a Chad.

Probably because I'm middle aged and mellowed out after I had kids. I feel like I should get bonus points however for marrying a blond 10 years younger than me with huge fake boobs. Sure, that might not be Chad in his prime, but it's at least middle aged Chad material.

Annnnnd that's why you missed out on being a chad

I know. I'm seriously reflecting right now.

I feel like I should get bonus points however for marrying a blond 10 years younger than me with huge fake boobs.

Congrats, Dad! I knew you’d figure out how to set up a Reddit account sooner or later :)

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Hello chad brother. What cool chad things are you doing?

posting on r/drama

Lifting weights and banging chicks amirite??

Banging weights and lifting chicks bro

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I got Wierd Normie. This test doesn't sound scientific

That’s what a weird normie would think

lol

See I got weird normie and my first thought was "yeah that's probably about right".

I'm honestly not entirely sure whether to be happy or upset at this internet test calling me a normie.

don't worry about it these internet tests aren't set in stone and just extreme stereotypes of people in real life

Which is more difficult?

Carrying something that weighs your own body weight for 10 meters

Talking to a stranger

Where is the "both of those things are easy af button"

Well the test was made by a normie so there's you answer

Only 10m lmao.

I think the point is that you think carrying your body weight for 10m is easier than literally saying shit to a stranger, you probably aren’t a normie.

It's a bad question. I'm in shape and socially competent so both are easy. Spe rgs are fat and socially awkward so both are impossible.

I'm an uncool normie.

He still leaves his house and socializes with other people, mainly because he has to.

I should keep myself safe.

I'm a party dude, makes sense I guess

Hell yeah, drugs and booze are a great social lubricant

Brad checking in.

BRADS RISE UP!

Let's get this party started 🕺bring drugs.

Uncool normie. I'll take it.

Same, the entire description was too accurate tbh

X 6.5

Y 6.5

Chad.

Same. How disappointing do you even have to be to be on the negative axes in this test?

MFW I'm a failed normie

We are all failed normies

Party dude checking in. Guess I’m destined to forever be in Chad’s shadow.

tfw niche normie

Same. Weirdly accurate though tbh.

Also rolled niche normie, however almost none of the things described apply to me, which is odd. (Never had a gf, don't like music, don't plan on getting addicted to anything in the future.)

There are dozens of us!

Your result is...

Normie

Fake news.

I must overrate myself if I'm a cool normie

Cool normie

The Normie who has a detatched ironic vibe going on that other Normies find to be 'chill'. They usually follow trends and fads, but it's only 'ironic'.

I'm feeling very attacked right now

Pretty much me to a T. Fuck. Weekend ruined.

Where my Lame Normies at?

here here

sup, wanna hang out and have boring conversations with awkward pauses in them where we stare at our phones and then make up some lame excuse to leave?

I'm offended, but only because it's true.

Yeet!

Unconventional interests...g*ming? In ((CURRENT YEAR))? Nobody thinks playing some vidya is weird.

Think board not vidya

Party dude

X - 4

Y - 8.25

Party dudes, sometimes referred to as 'Brad', are a few steps away from being Chad, but aren't due to laziness, or they've already peaked and are destined to be a Brad. They're better than your average normie, but are shadowed by Chad.

This is unironically pretty accurate. I'm surrounded by nerds a lot of the time and among them I'm like a god, but true Chads know I'm not one of their kind.

Party dudes rolling up

🤘😎🎉🎶🎶😜💪🎇😤🔥

I get my respect, but I am not one of them, I am simply better than all alternatives.

I get my respect, but I am not one of them, I am simply better than all alternatives.

Almost worse than being a normie, knowing you are so close to the top.

LMAO being a millionaire must suck knowing you're not Bazos 😂😂😂

Said the wagecuck

wagecuck

True

LMAO being a millionaire must suck knowing you're not Bezos 😂😂😂

Also true

Plain old Normie. I was so fucking close to Party Dude too, literally half a point away

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This test is a little to easy on people.

cringe

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Tier C Normie. Percentage 69.669, Gronk would be proud.

Turbo normie

Party dude here

mfw beta orbiter

Guess I should start donating to Instagram thots now.

You could always save some cash and white knight in the comments. Party dude here just look'n for ways to help a fella increase his game.

Just don't watch any PewDiePie or Jordan Peterson, thats a path straight to failed normie and I don't think you can recover once you fail as a normie.

wait, are we /seriousposting/ now?

That was dumb drunk posting, if it came across a serious posting then maybe I should turn in my party dude membership card....

A true centrist would answer neutral to all questions

Brad. About right.

Apparently I'm a chad. Didn't see that coming, I thought I'd just be a normie.

I’m starting a religion based on this test who’s in

Party dude

X - 2 Y - 5.25 Nothing special. Listens to electronic dance music

I do listen to old house music

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Turbo Normie

How’d I get normie after the hundreds of hours I’ve spent being racist on the internet?

I'm a turbo normie, apparently.

I'm a niche normie apparently. The description kinda makes sense so I'd say it applies

With the update it’s not possible to increase the x-axis score above 7