I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
Britbongs aren’t used to screaming and pushing all the time like Amerilards and Chinamen do. They’re only allowed to show emotion once a month during sessions of Parliament, and they take full advantage of it.
Ah. Parliament. Essentially, they scream at each other until they agree with each other.
The house of commons if I remember correctly, used to do the same.
But wearing gowns and wigs.
If the vote is undeniably louder in one way, then it passes without needing to call a division. For instance, if the voices shouting 'Ayes' are much much louder than 'Noes' then it passes right away.
A division is when members leave the main chamber in order to have their votes physically counted. My understanding is that they go to opposing sides of the building in order to vote 'Aye' or 'No'. So an MP who would want to vote 'No' would go to the 'No' lobby, and his vote is counted as 'No' when he walks in.
seems to me like british politicians should more opera singers and football hooligans to make their side sound louder if the "noise" is what decides decisions
For one, the chamber itself does not have enough seating for all the MPs. I think it can only fit about 400ish when there are 650 MPs. So not all MPs are in the main chamber when the voice vote is initially done. Those MPs would later participate in the division by going to the appropriate lobbies.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-03-30
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-30
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 Leakylocks 2019-03-30
The effects of inbreeding.
1 Inceltiers 2019-03-30
Deluding yourself won’t change the fact they dabbed on your people Muhammad
1 Psyman2 2019-03-30
How dare you insult the prophet.
1 Inceltiers 2019-03-30
I couldn’t think of an indian name
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1 TrailerParkBride 2019-03-30
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1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-03-30
Britbongs aren’t used to screaming and pushing all the time like Amerilards and Chinamen do. They’re only allowed to show emotion once a month during sessions of Parliament, and they take full advantage of it.
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-30
I looks like something JK Rowling would make up.
1 preserved_fish 2019-03-30
She did, in fact, make it up. Why do you think the UK is going to hell in a handbasket rn?
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-30
not enough surprise homosexuals to be her work
1 Bries_Butt_Double 2019-03-30
Actually, all of parliament is g-slur, and Teresa May is b-slur!
1 DeathtoMainers 2019-03-30
But no one's shitting wherever they want.
1 ProtectYourNecks 2019-03-30
This looks like they're minutes away from hurling feces at each other
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-03-30
Ah. Parliament. Essentially, they scream at each other until they agree with each other. The house of commons if I remember correctly, used to do the same. But wearing gowns and wigs.
1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-03-30
that is the house of commons.
1 Inceltiers 2019-03-30
That is the House of Commons dumb dumb
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-03-30
D'oh!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-30
LET'S GET READY TO GRUMBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-30
He's asking them to do a voice vote first.
If the vote is undeniably louder in one way, then it passes without needing to call a division. For instance, if the voices shouting 'Ayes' are much much louder than 'Noes' then it passes right away.
A division is when members leave the main chamber in order to have their votes physically counted. My understanding is that they go to opposing sides of the building in order to vote 'Aye' or 'No'. So an MP who would want to vote 'No' would go to the 'No' lobby, and his vote is counted as 'No' when he walks in.
1 Mr_Cklogg 2019-03-30
seems to me like british politicians should more opera singers and football hooligans to make their side sound louder if the "noise" is what decides decisions
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-30
Voice votes are also done in other assemblies such as in the US congress: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_vote#United_States
1 Mr_Cklogg 2019-03-30
I see, thanks for clearing that up.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-30
But yeah. The British parliament though, unlike the US one, has lots of jeering going on when MPs are speaking.
I actually find that really fun, and supposedly Churchill preferred such a combative atmosphere too: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-the-British-act-so-noisy-and-rude-in-the-House-of-Commons-when-someone-is-speaking
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-30
Lol @ silly britbongers chimping out so much 🐒
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-30
But it's entertaining. I love seeing politicians fight.
For example, see the Taiwanese parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMvkusAI9DM, they throw chairs at each other 😂.
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-30
Absolute based! 🤣
1 TreLoon 2019-03-30
I'm really digging the new tilted laughing emoji meta
The normal one has lost most even ironic value to me. The tilted one is new and fresh and unknown to the normies.
Plus the tilted one allows for this combo 🤣👆
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-30
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1 Ed__ButteredToast 2019-03-30
I like the way it looks on Chrome tbh. Smug asf and those tiny cute hands lol
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1 TrailerParkBride 2019-03-30
Actual n¡gga moment
1 The_White_Light 2019-03-30
There's no way to vote, ya know, in the chamber?
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-30
For one, the chamber itself does not have enough seating for all the MPs. I think it can only fit about 400ish when there are 650 MPs. So not all MPs are in the main chamber when the voice vote is initially done. Those MPs would later participate in the division by going to the appropriate lobbies.
But there's definitely talk of implementing some sort of electronic voting, but it's difficult as the chamber is too small to have dedicated seats for each MP.
1 arobkinca 2019-03-30
Build a new parliament building you tradition obsessed simpletons.
1 Do_a_pushup 2019-03-30
Having 150 MPs sit out means they can hide their less functional alcoholics.
1 loli_esports 2019-03-30
Joke country tbh bring back monarchy
1 UsedTree 2019-03-30
At least the UK is required to film this shit unlike the EU. We don't even know what goes on there
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-30
Almost as embarrassing as Trump.
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-03-30
US Congress: basically any senate scene from the star wars prequels
British parliament: sports bar on Superbowl night
1 loli_esports 2019-03-30
WHy would you stream your government on twitch? Also lol @ the limey emote
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-03-30
the descendants of inbred aristocrats mimicking old traditions