Students can’t cope with signs encouraging them to take the stairs. They take the signs down instead.

105  2019-03-30 by FastConstant

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“I began to feel guilty every time that I took the elevator,” Kaur said. She explained that taking the stairs caused uncomfortable physical symptoms including dizziness and loss of breath. “I started realizing that I shouldn’t put my body through pain or stress when there is an elevator I could use,” she said. 

I choose to believe this is satire.

including dizziness and loss of breath

Did she never exercised a day in her life? I thought every human should know this is a natural outcome when you are "out of breath" from exerting your body.

Well, let's look at her other comments:

Kaur said she felt revived and proud after the signs were removed. “Fat activism is important for people to learn about,” Kaur said. “Fat is not a bad word and fat is not ugly.”

So no - I'm guessing she's never exercised a day in her life.

Why do we enable this kind of behavior? Why can't we have nice things...

These are just lazy people who somehow managed to turn their laziness into a social issue.

You really have to give them kudos for it, they managed to turn being a fat, disgusting pig into being brave.

A for effort. F for real life.

I had a co"worker" like this once. He was asked to carry a tent and he gave up less after a few hundred feet and asked me to take him to the hospital because he thought "something was wrong with his heart." My boss okayed it and by the time I dropped him off, he was completely fine. He quit after a week.

J-slur C-slur.

I went to school with fa[slur] they needed cpap machines at 16. Custom chairs or office chairs because desks were too "small". I saw one break a desk like a broken truck frame.

I believe this is real.

Relatable, I also feel guilty when I take the elevator. Because I’m not in a wheelchair

This.

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What the actual fuck

“I showed a picture of one of the posters to a student with a mobility impairment, who has difficulty using steps after having had four hip surgeries, to see what she thought about it, and she was visibly dejected upon reading it, saying, ‘That’s really unfair. You don’t know what other people are going through.’” It clearly doesn't apply to you you fucking idiot. Why are these people in college

When you ask disabled people what they think of the sign so that you can remind them how painful their existence is

'Yesterday I showed my friend in a wheelchair a Men's Health article about the health benefits of jogging. Then I asked his fat disabled ass if he was sad.

FUCK YOUR MAGAZINES YOU'RE MAKING MY FRIENDS SAD'

"Why not take the stairs if you are physically able?"

It's literally at the top of the sign, is she reading disabled too?

.“I began to feel guilty every time that I took the elevator,” Kaur said. She explained that taking the stairs caused uncomfortable physical symptoms including dizziness and loss of breath. “I started realizing that I shouldn’t put my body through pain or stress when there is an elevator I could use,” she said.

Lol, motherfucker, that's called exercise.

The only thing worse than taking the stairs is getting stuck behind some Fatty McGee slowly trundling their way up stairs.

Ooo-ooh that smell! Can you smell that smell?

The only time i dont take the stairs is in unfamiliar buildings that were clearly designed around the elevators, and you may as well take the fire escape up as the stairs you fucking weirdo.

If only they had removed the signs themselves, it would have been more exercise than these people get in a week

Farrell, who teaches courses in fat studies,

Can I obtain a degree in fat studies

God knows you've completed your practicum requirements many times over...

"Farrell, who teaches courses in fat studies, then forwarded his thoughts to Brenda Bretz, vice president of campus inclusion."

The absolute state of academia in current year

I looked up 'Fat Studies' just to make sure this wasn't some Onion-esque satire piece.

It's fucking real.

I can't help but feel like there's quite a few of smart hard-working poor people in 3rd world countries who deserve the platform and resources more.

This is peak America.

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Frozen: A Fat Tale of Immigration

Academia was a mistake

This article and the people exposed within single-handedly shifted my person Overton Window from Canadian Social Democrat to Fox News Grandpa.

TL;DR:

Hamplanet g-slur gets butthurt after being told to exercise

I love the student that dragged the disabled to the poster to remind them that they are too crippled to use the stairs.