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pseudo-commies making shitty 8bit games for the Nintendo Switch

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Tetris was created in the Soviet Union and given to everyone, but please tell me more about how great your precious psuedo gambling micro transaction vidya is doing.

Cope

Lol tetris is the best you got? There are porn games where you can titfuck the tetris pieces now.

Yeah, and how much did you pay to unlock that DLC wage skave?

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I don't know, I don't keep track of any purchases under $100 because I'm not a useless poor

It is OVER for povertycels

Lmao look at this commie that thinks minimum jobs are the peak of labor. Spoiler alert, if you aren't a literal r-slur and if you work hard, you will be successful. People who permanently work minimum wage jobs, deserve to make that little money.

Yeah, everyone just pull themselves up by their bootstraps!

YES! 😍

as opposed to communism where instead of wage slavery you get literal slavery where even if you are a neurosurgeon you have to spend your off time driving the garbage truck

they hang themselves with them after wasting their life working a meaningless job

you are saying this like it's a bad thing

Who the fuck straps their boots anymore. It’s all about laces nowadays

And how is that worse than the way it was in USSR again?

Neets believing they represent the working class

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Commutism is for NEETroaches

thinking communism means you don't have to work

The absolute state of tankiecells

online porn games are free lmao

wage slave

You're basically screaming at everyone that you've never had any sort of job

The guy who created teris turned it over to the government for fear he'd be killed. He didnt get the rights back until he moved to the US.

ignores all games beyond lootbox filled tripe

Is this the power of commie intellect?

This is both good bait and COPE nice.

Hahahhaha youre still clutching to literally one game from the 80s that got remade hundreds of times by larger capitalist companies anyways? Bragging avout the success of Tetris is like bragging about the success of ball-in-a-cup.

EA does mobile phone Tetris I shit you not

Ok come up with a second game apart from Tetris

STOP DOWNVOTING LOLCOWS

1 game. There are tons of games that are honestly works of art and none of them were made in a communist society.

Fuck off, I know I'm seriousposting

At least the nazis made their shitty 8bit game free

I've actually known about Tonight We Riot for a good while, since i already liked New Blood Interactive (the publisher)'s other games DUSK, Amid Evil & Unfortunate Spacemen. However, i think this is possibly the worst game in their catalogue right now. It only takes an abacus and the ability to put two and two together. If you look at the trailers and the 2018-2019 demos the gameplay and mechanics keep changing. It went from co-op brawler to 2d communist pikmin. The game was originally supposed to be for PC and perhaps consoles, but now its switch ONLY and PC is a 'maybe'. Updates also seem to come sporadically, sometimes once a week, sometimes in clusters. Also, the discord channel for it in the New Blood server is unbelievably dead. Ive noticed in this channel one of the developers seems to post more miscellaneous art that might make it into the game. I like the publisher's other games but there's some serious omens with this game...

Also the announcement trailer for the switch is a re-hash of their old trailer, here is the 'newest' (a year old) trailer

Mechanically it actually looks kinda fun. To bad communist artists only produce overpriced trash, and it will probably cost 40 dollars while only being like an hour long.

Is the irony lost on them? Make game for mobey for pirvate profut on a private platform and praise communism? Lmfao

We're stuck with the system, we might as well make use of it

Wrong. You can make it FOSS/Copyleft for the good of society.

That'd mean not making much money, and it's a no-no for em, can't criticize capitalism without funds.

Imagine not actively attempting to make changes but still complain about them

Just move to Venezuela lmao.

Dude empanada lmao

They're making use of you to line their pockets reeetard. I bet you fund the chapo trap house podcast.

Move to a lesbian commune. Capitalism doesn't force the market on you. Unlike communism which knocks anyone who's too productive over the head.

Yep it's great how you can work for money right?

C O P E

Pretty shit revoluntaur take, go make a patreon donation in penance

Yes, working, it is a concept utterly alien to capitalists. Under capitalism, from each according to their work, to each according to their capital.

Imagine being a chapocel in the current year.

From each according to what they want to give, to each what how much they give is worth on a free market.

Show me your hog!

Go home, moron

Found the chuds.

You must go back.

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Please try using an offensive slur next time.

Capitalist

Chud is the most worthless insult to be sure. It's literally not above just calling people poopy heads.

where’s ICE when you need them

at hope depot 👮👍

Post bussy f-slur

Found the f@ggot

POST BUSSY YOU WUSSY.

Dude. Chud. Lmao. You have to go back.

I mean we weren't hiding.

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Remember when gayys couldn't get married?

Well thankfully things improve.

Imagine thinking communism is an improvement

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AutoMod is gayslur

AutoMod is gyay

this shit isn't funny anymore

I don't think the mods did this so it would be funny for us. I think they did it so that after the joke wore out for us and we got pissed about it they could laugh at us for it.

And clap that's clap a clap good clap thing

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Lmao. The tankie forgot how much the commies hated and persecuted gäy people.

The tankie forgot actively ignores how much the commies hated and persecuted gäy people.

Fixed for accuracy.

Anything is an improvement over the current system.

ANPRIMS RISE UP

POL POT DID NOTHING WRONG

Tankies can go live in the woods anytime they want, yet they still participate in that capitalist system they hate so much.

Tankies rely too much on a support structure of other tankies to just go off into the woods.

There seems to be a large overlap between those two groups

Chapotards hang out at r/NintendoSwitch because of course they do

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$oyboy$ gonna $oyboy

Chapos are fucking everywhere now. It's unbelievable.

How did they get so annoying in so short a time?

implying they weren’t always this annoying

They were always annoying but they were never this ubiquitous.

We were too busy with the MDE infestation and let the chapocels breed uncontrolled.

There were always angsty teens & millenial manchildren on Reddit. They just found a new banner to rally behind.

Don’t mock my Gen X politics. Without us, the Ys and Zs wouldn’t be able code there way out of their Mom’s g-slur.

Chapos are the atheists from 5 years ago. Give it some time and everyone will get tired of them and realize they're r-slured and shame them back into their own sub again.

It's going to have to be replaced by something else though. Probably worse.

If we got ultra left extremism mainstream (in reddit at least) for a time, it's only right we get ultra right extremism mainstream for the same amount of time.

I mean, before 2014 or so the right-wing basically didn't even exist on places like reddit. There certainly wasn't anything like a The_Romney. It wasn't until recently we had all these young conservative people coming out the woodwork. So I guess it's already sort of happening as much as it could on the internet.

They're allowed to brigade and ping everywhere but I'm not :(

saw one on twitter calling count dankula "a right wing chud".

theyre like roaches and we need pest control fast

Twitter is their natural habitat. It's like going out at sea and saying the fish are a pest.

Gamers once again embarrassing themselves

This game looks pretty awesome

Just for future reference guys, here's what you post to create maximum drama when a tankies goes "Muh capatalist slavery"

whoa, cool it with the anti-semetic remarks.

just because jews went and picked up a bunch of black slaves and profited off selling them doesn't mean you have to go around reminding people about that.

...Is this a dogwhistle?

Whoa, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

...Is this a dogwhistle?

UwU7

OwO/

Selling a video game to the mass market on a popular console to spread your communist ideals isn't hypocritical at all. Now if you'll excuse me I need to manufacture a shit ton of cheaply made Che Guevara T shirts to sell them to Hot Topic who will in turn mark up the price and sell it for 20 bucks.

Imagine being a grown adult and paying hundreds of dollars to play mario, donkey kong, and r-slurd 8bit games

ignoring the cringey subject matter the game itself looks like absolute trash and it might as well be on a phone. anyone excited for it is a brainlet.

Ah Chappos...

"voting doesn't work so let's just spam random Subreddits non stop. That will bring about a socio-economic revolution!"

These clowns would be so fucking annoying to deal with in any political science or economics class.

Read about food insecurity. That 1 in 6 number includes all people who "reduced the quality/variety/desirability of their diets, but the quantity of their food intake and normal eating patterns were not substantially disrupted". By that definition if you have to get the shitty Little Caesar's pizza once a week instead of the half-shitty Domino's, you qualify as "food-insecure".

what's with the horrid adam jensen impersonation in that trailer? did this person play deus ex and miss the point entirely?