Commie Mommy gets angry!

63  2019-03-31 by rnjbond

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This, but unironically.

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One year ago I was waitressing at a Taco shop ...

Green New Deal explained succinctly.

And no, I'm not making fun of her previous job. I'm making fun of her NEW job.

I'm not even a burger and this taco selling foil annoys me.

selling tacos is a hell of a lot more useful than whatever she’s doing now

Running a real estate empire doesn't sufficiently qualify you for the presidency but entry-level foodservice wagecucking is more than enough of a resume for the legislature.

That's her secret Cap, she's always angry.

cringepilled

Capeshitcels raus

Wait, what does this have to do with capeshit?

1:08 - broad swaths of the midwest are drowning right now, under water....

Is this really happening?

Rivers are flooding because of rain, but that's pretty normalish.

It's over for corncels

Imagine living in like Indiana lol. I'd neck myself so fucking fast

lmao why not move

You can't run away from being a cornlet. Its inherent

That’s why like half the population of Ohio ends up going into space.

Just hop on a raft and ride the river to another state.

Soycels*

Watch your mouth, it's c-slur

it literally happens every year. It's not like floods are a new thing.

If it doesn't happen to pOOr pEepS iN BrOoKlYn she hasn't heard about it.

Hate to geographypost you but flooding is obviously an environmental issue with a lot of anthropogenic causes and there’s plenty you can do to stop it.

On a wider level climate change as a whole makes bad weather worse and more frequent, which obviously leads to more rain and more flooding. More locally, poor urban land management means more impermeable surfaces like concrete, this means more rain enters the river as it can’t be soaked up by the ground, and also shortens the lag time for water to reach the river channel, so it all arrives at once which increase the peak discharge of the river causing it to flood. Deforestation can also increase flooding. Usually the leaves of the trees will intercept the rain as it falls, and the extra time it takes the water to reach the ground stops the soil getting saturated and increases the lag time which reduces the possibility of flooding. The tree can also store some water itself which stops it reaching the river channel all together during the storm. Drainage channels built into land are lethal too since they funnel water straight into the river, decreasing lag time etc etc.

Basically floods happen anyway. But if you didn’t develop the land in a totally r(slur)ed way they wouldn’t be as much of a problem.

But alas.

Basically floods happen anyway. But if you didn’t develop the land in a totally r(slur)ed way they wouldn’t be as much of a problem.

But alas. I feel like anybody who tries to improve the situation will end up like the guy who tried using less roadsalt in Utah.

Basically floods happen anyway. But if you didn’t develop the land in a totally r(slur)ed way they wouldn’t be as much of a problem.

But alas. I feel like anybody who tries to improve the situation will end up like the guy who tried using less roadsalt in Utah.

Had literally nothing to do with global warming

WEATHER IS NOT CLIMATE, EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT IS CONVENIENT TO PROVE CLIMATE CHANGE EXISTS

Figured as much.

A barista conerned about cletii in the midwest?!!? She was really grasping at straws there.

Cletus

plural: Cletii

Thank you I am laffin

No lol

And👏that's👏a👏good👏thing!

Yeah, but it's because of a fairly unusual event that could have happened without climate change. Ice jams on rivers partially melted while still remaining when a shit ton of water dumped itself onto nearly every river, and with the ground frozen, the runoff just stayed on the ground for the most part.

Happened about 6 years ago too. Whenever the Midwest gets a ton of snow and then warms up really fast floods happen. Not unusual for this area climate wise at all.

It’s pretty bad but not some apocalyptic shit. People have lost homes but luckily, most of the Midwest is pretty damn good at banding together and not waiting for others to rescue them.

Also can commie mommy not use our plight for political gain? Thanks

Imagine not having strong minority womxn appropriate your suffering in 2019

Nah

tfw no angry goblina gf with huge udders and free stuff for everyone and sassy clapback tweets

why even live

I'd love to let her seize my means of production.

She has almost the best blowjob eyes in the House, second only to Feinstein.

Oh geeze i didnt realize that she was a sub par orator

I hope she trains relentlessly with pebbles in her mouth etc, and becomes an orator to surpass Hitler.

Hitler was legit a natural, though. He only went into politics in the first place after accidentally discovering he was a good orator (the first thing he was ever good at), and was able to get 38% of the country to vote for him in spite of an openly retarded platform.

There's a reason most of her quotables come from her fucking twitter. Her high pitched valley gurl voice smacks you right in the face as soon as she opens her teeth.

as she opens her teeth

Queen!

>I was waitressing at a taco shop

imagine how sore commie mommies feet must have been after a hard day of toil! i bet she would have loved a nice foot massage!

She has almost the best blowjob eyes in the house, second only to Feinstein.

yaaaaaaaaaaas

God, I'd love to seize her means of production. 😍

I didn't know she was Italian.

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, now with nails on a chalkboard valley girl voice!

Mommy SMASH!!!

Having Commie Mommy as my girlfriend who yells, "I DON'T THINK SO" whenever she disagrees with me is my new fetish.

Saying something is an elitist issue doesn't mean what she think it means. It is about if the far future is your biggest concern or worry, you are doing quite well.

wanting clean air isnt elistist lol but saying "oh were just going to give up all this shit on your behalf hope you dont mind" is

Why can't her voice and tone be as sweet as her big fat tiddies. She is a pain in the ass to listen too, and not the nice kinda pain in the ass.

>Science should not be partisan

Introduces absurdly economically illiterate bill to virtue signal to constituency

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Commy mommy why are you hurting me 😭😭😭😭😭

Economics

science

Ehhhh

Lmao of every social science there is there is probably none that are as credible as economics. Unless you think the reason countries like Ireland, S. Korea, Singapore, Taiwan, etc. transformed from rural backwaters to thriving first world nations strictly because of reasons that cannot be explained or replicated and economic growth and declines is kinda just a thing that happens sometimes.

None of that has to do with the definition of what a science.

It’s a social science, which employs different study design/methodology due to necessity. As a result it has lesser predictive power than findings within the traditional sciences physics, chemistry, biology, etc. As such the applications of economic findings are subject to a greater degree of political influence/bias due to this weaker predictive power which allows flexibility in the extrapolation of economic findings/models onto policy.

"The methodology isn't perfect so therefore it's not science because science is when methodology is perfect"

K

Science uses a different methodology than social science?

Yes, yes it does.

The biggest god damn mistake was bringing climate and all that into politics. Unironically makes me seethe.

Reminds me of one of those girls in everyone's groups of friends who pretends to get all angry to try to assert more social dominance and then everyone laughs

If America needs one thing it's more senseless emotion in politics

we need to import british yelling into politics

ITT incels offended AOC is half their age and twice as successful.

Her worst sin was grouping Iowa and Nebraska together as If the flooding was at all comparable or our people were at all similar. She could have just said Nebraskans but she’s gotta get her sound byte for her primary in 15 years.