I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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I don’t understand why people like talking economics so much. I have a masters in economics and when people ask my opinion, I just say, “I don’t know”.

What would you think if a cute dog/cat came up to you with a $100 bill?

I’d pet it.

Same. I'd then take the money.

It’s not yours.

It is once I take it.

No. Stop.

Make me.

I reported you. Back off, or I’ll do it again.

I reported you

https://i.imgur.com/dZuS7aw.jpg

That’s enough.

No

Yes it is.

Fine I'll go play by myself.

Ok. So long as you do not harass me.

I wouldn’t bother trying to take it because the market is so efficient someone else would beat me to it.

I don't know

And you'd be right. Economists are either driven insane from the forbidden knowledge or just studied econ 101 and try to con people into buying books or putting them on tv.

We base our models on a man (often with a spouse/wife supporting his work by doing unpaid work) who has no other responsibilities than pursuing the max of his utility and we alternative models are reserved to “gender economics studies” or “comparative economics” when all of those should be considered to have a realistic model.

"Dear /r/economics, please accept our lord and savior intersectionalism into your heart."

Inshallah...?