I may be a 30 year old virgin who has never had a relationship but at least I’m not an incel

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Those people are fucking sheltered, holy shit.

That said it actually works in Discord's best interest to listen to whiners with mild accessibility issues because making the platform accessible prevents them from getting sued to death by people with big accessibility issues.

that-being-said-posting

>that-being-said-posting

Almost as bad as actually-posting.

it's ALMOST as if

Suck my dick

It’s too feminine

It's over for middle-aged gussycels

Sounds like they need to make their own Discord

Oh no, my chat app is dark for 24 hours! Time to nearly overdose on opiates! This is all Discord's fault!!!

In another d.rama thread somebody complained that reddit mods only do boring April fools jokes that are maybe a slight inconvenience. This shows why. Somebody will always get angry even if it's just because he has to endure a bit more eye strain for one day. It's very hard to not offend anyone too much.

All the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing that this thing has caused makes this an awesome April Fools joke tbh.

And it's not like any of the fa​glord complaining about it are going to stop using Discord.

Oh, of course, silly me. I forgot corporations were so oppressed. I will for sure let them hurt the ruling class, AKA the users.

Someone actually said this unironically

Imagine Bering so retarded that you need company to changes you brightness.

"For a person who gets an extreme headache from Dark Theme, I'm really not happy about how this is an "April Fools" jokes. There could've been any other one, but no, it had to be the one that causes many light theme users pain.

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I'm hanging on to my painkillers right now. I'm using enough where it's not overdosing."

lmaooo

This is peak 21st century

The internet has ruined us

Should I just not use discord for a day? No better use prescription painkillers instead

It's Discord's fault I have an opiod addiction

Look what you've done
I'm a motherfuckin' soyboy
Look what you've done
I'm a motherfuckin' soyboy

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if looking at a light theme for a piece of software causes you such ferocious pain that you have to chug painkillers, maybe you should do the gene pool a favor and finish that bottle

Even worse, it's the dark theme giving him that pain lol

whoops, fixed. yeah that's even dumber.

Or it would be if it wasn't just a lie for pity and attention.

or like see a fucking neurologist or something because your shit all fuck up

TIL discord has a light theme. If you use light theme on anything, you can never be a real programmer.

Imagine even using a GUI.

This meme made by Vim Gang.

If its so bad for your eyes just dont use it for a day ffs

NOOOO OMG NO HOW COULD YOU NO NO NO

How do GAMERS, who stare at bright seizure-inducing bing-bing-wahoo interactive videos all day, find themselves unable to use something with a neutral-colored background without getting migranes?

Main discord people being pedos and furrys: I sleep

Main discord people removing light teme: REAL SHIT

banning the r-slur helps out these r-slurs, banning light theme is a minor inconvenience and therefore ableist

WW3 cannot come soon enough.

Is this one of those subs that is moderated by the actual owners of the product the sub exists to discuss? Doesn't seem conflicting at all.

HAHAHAHAHA How is discord actually hurting you just walk away from the screen loser just close your eyes haha

There's absolutely nothing wrong with light theme.

The person who wrote that posts Reddit profile;

20 | ♀️ she/her demigirl | 💞 bang men, kiss everyone | 🚂 polyam | ✨ battlesports cyberfemme qt | 💻 FOSS Forever | ⚒️ anarchocommunist

Man putting that stuff in your twitter is bad enough. Some guy was mad I called him an incel or something and said I must not have read his reddit profile. What's the world coming to?

battlesports cyberfemme qt

What does this even mean?

watches Alita once

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no. nooooo. NO.

Why do we let stuff like this persist in our communities?

Lol “anarchocommunist” she’s gonna be a leader a leader in the revolution I’m sure

"girl"

whoa whoa "non-binary girl"

💻 FOSS Forever |

Imagine being this much of a permavirgin.

Even for users without astigmatism, dark theme can be a strain on the eyes

I think he has confused 'strain' with 'opposite of strain'.

While we acknowledge the temporary inconvenience this has caused, this is not an excuse to be modifying the client, and we will continue to remove posts and comments which encourage this.

stallman was right

/r/StallmanWasRight

Don't the vast majority of users use the dark theme anyway? Wouldn't the joke be better to force dark theme users over to the light?

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I think its ironic because if they locked "light theme" as a joke, all these snickering autists would complain even more than this if they are unable to use "dark theme", guarantee it.

Can we build a second internet where you have to take a mental and physical constitution test before you can sign on?

I know everyone in this subreddit will fail, but I still want it.

I know some of us NEED to use r/Drama (work, projects, communication) BUT, for those of us who can choose to stay off r/Drama for a day, do it. Take today as a social media purge — finish up projects, go for a walk, reorganize your space. Fill up the time you would be on r/Drama with self-care instead.