The pwerfect alpha male that all dramacels desire ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

108  2019-04-01 by ReadMyNamePlz

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Iโ€™m not denying it doesnโ€™t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Dude legitimately has a face that looks like Mr. Potato Head.

You're just jelly of his delicious headmeat ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Donโ€™t know where I know this dude from but I remember being annoyed by him.

Do you usually get annoyed by men a foot taller than you?

Nah. This dude has a slappable face.

He'd probably be into it

Probably annoyed that you'll never get your bussy ravaged by him๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

Not a man lol

I thought gussy was banned here ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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It's not about the bussy on the outside, it's about the bussy on the inside.

G[-slur]ussy still has bussy

Only Taylor Swift truly has both

Are you mayo? ๐Ÿคจ

๐Ÿคฎ how are you accuse me of such a thing?

Thanks G*d. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

That's a yes then. Non-mayos would take the accusation as a compliment

Get the rope, boys.

gross

๐Ÿคข

Funny how he stopped playing LOL because of perm ban then played Dota 2 and suddenly he is unbanned ๐Ÿค”

Oh!! Thatโ€™s where I know him from. I watched his โ€œfirst time playing Dotaโ€ video. Thanks for that.

He complained about the hero turn around time and keep saying like โ€œoh, this hero is like (insert LOL hero name). I got annoyed but that. Or maybe I am confusing him with videos of other LOL players who played Dota for the first time. I kinda binged on them.

It's because other streamers followed the suit. The tide was growing. It could be a catastrophe!

Seriously, Riot fucked up SO HARD that year.

Shitty updates

Communication so bad it'd make Valve blush

Unbalanced design

Whatever the fuck clash was

The PAX scandal

And when people got sick of it, they realized they were signaling to the wrong crowd, and backtracked the fuck out of it. But the damage is done, veteran streamers like Dyrus have way more fun in other games, and they know it. I retired from League for the whole of 2018, and I dont feel like I missed a thing, I'm back and I'm actually having fun.

Imagine unironically watching dyrus, that guy could'nt entertain a monkey. Only reason he has a hot g-slur is because of his money.๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜“

I dont watch streams, but i saw some clips and the dude dies inside whenever league comes up.

He's traumatized because he used to play competitively and always underpreformed ,all the fans blamed him for his team losing. There's a clip of him crying and having a meltdown while announcing his retirement, it's funny as shit.

Ya. League players dont realize NA is shit and having regions only face eachother in major events leads to polarized skill.

Always funny watching NA f-words COPE their team loses

Not fair to pit humans against machines

do they really do that? that's r-slur

Yeah. For games like Dota, the majors and minors host people from all over the world, meaning skill is roughly on the same level for each region's top teams.

Meanwhile in League, each region is restricted to their own cup (NA is LCS, Korea is LCK, Brazil is CBlol). And only ever get bundled in for events like the International Wild Card and Worlds. This means stronger regions like Korea end up having all the strong teams, because they're the only region where bad teams can face the best and grow as a result.

really glad i played the hon trashfire which led me to dota instead of playing league

Dyrus was a god damn saint. That's why everyone camped him.

Shitty updates

Unbalanced design

every season since preseason 5.

Season 9's been ok for me, Ardent cancer was annoying. But it isnt that bad.

Season 3 was the pinnacle of human evolution.

This tbh. It's been getting a bit better lately tho

This tbh fam

S3 was like 2012/2013 tho

2013.

2009-2014 was the best era.

Playing League in 2019

Why even live

Not using Voat in 2019

Why get up in the evening.

I assume they did something to piss off white males

Literally no other group of people is more sensitive so its understandable, literally impossible not to piss off gaymers

Well, they managed to not only be sexist, but also heterophobic

Basically they had an exclusive section of an event at PAX about design, and they decided to exclude you if you were a cisgendered hetero male.

And then a Rioter (Who's openly a cuckold on twitter, go figure) started demeaning the community and talking about how they shouldn't be playing.

Bahahah that was a great shit show to watch unfold. Didn't a bunch of guys crash the event saying there were Trans as well?

It was such a glorious meltdown from BOTH SIDES. Even KiA got into the mosh pit and only got more dramatic when the mods removed the thread. Easily one of the most dramatic events there since the RL ban. Also if I recall a couple Riot employees that smugposted on Twitter got BTFO and fired.

Only the guy who was talking down to the community got the boot.

But it was the best event to witness in a good time. There were even Slack (basically discord) convos leaked from rioters about it.

Oof playing LoL. Sorry the bullying didn't work f-slur g*mer.

Actually they unbanned him a year later because he REFORMED.Be better hun๐Ÿ˜˜

They play his stream on monitors in the smoothie bar at Riot HQ so I guess they like him now.

The realized what a League hypeman he was. Can't cage that free publicity, boi.

When he was perma banned people working there were using his merch in the office

Because the developers realised they were killing their own game by banning everyone and refusing to support content creators.

imagine following streamers drama lmfao

cringe man, reevaluate your life my Bro

Mogs me

For her, every million in the bank account is an added inch to your height. And your dick.

โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’‰#FREETYLER1๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’‰โ›“๏ธ

Jerma985 is the superior manlet

He's compact.

Virgin Ster vs Chad Jerma

fixed link cuz ur compact ass cant use imgur

Should I recognize this person?

Seriously, lotta g*mers in this thread that need to be bullied for talking about streaming.

all the gโ™ฟmers in this thread should be rounded up and put down like the infidels they are

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Looks familiar?

I mean, looks like a Mr Potato Head that was brought to life and who's going to have a heart condition and a domestic abuse charge by 30...but otherwise, no.

What in tarnation is that head shape

Perfection

Phrenologists did nothing wrong

He's a manlett not a person.

Why is what should be 6'9" labeled as 6'5" ?

Why does this guy look like he's actually 5'5"?

We need to get the 4chan Height Analysts on the case

Under 7'? He'll never make it

will never not laugh at the picture of him looking up at lady like a foot taller than him

absolute manlet

gamercells ๐Ÿ˜ด

Ew that headset

I downvote all Tyler1 and GTAV RP.

ngl this dude is so damn ugly and is like 5'9

ay dios mio...