Woman dies of Allergic reaction to dog jizz, /r/til discusses whether the Dog gave informed consent.

232  2019-04-01 by BeanerShnitzel

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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The dog was too good for an Irish woman.

I would laugh if the Irish woman was actually from the county M@yo.

Hibernians 🤢

🍀🍀🍀HIBERNIANS🍀🍀🍀

The Green Pill

Oy vey

based and dogpilled.

That comment chain is top notch.

The sperging defending the M-slur woman gets better and better the further down you read.

Why do white woman fuck dogs?

Because they're more hung than their husbands?

Based and red-rocketpilled.

Maybe I'm just r-slurred but I can't figure out what m slur means

What county is Castlebar, Ireland in.

That horn requires somebody to about Irish geography which makes it pretty useless

Google requires too many spoons

Why are people talking about spoons again, I thought it died in 2015 or so.

The jokes didn't die they were just too tired to speak up.

The munchies are still all about their spoons

The only people I see mention spoons in 2019 are like d-level wannabe munchies

m*yo

i feel dirty just typing it

Why do drama users steal all braincels memes?

Whenever i have the smallest bit of hope that reddit isn't a complete shithole, i remember that a majority of people on this site think it's ok to fuck their dog and that hope is crushed. I wonder how "consensual" it would be for a guy to fuck his dog in the ass.

They're even in drama too? It's over for anti-beastialitycels.

It’s a great reminder that the ‘fetishists’ who will scorn you for ‘kink shaming’ are actually mentally twisted degenerates Who appropriate the role of an ‘oppressed minority’ and bitch about you judging them, which Reddit loves to rush to the defense of. It also gives them a place to congregate and reinforce the idea that what they’re doing is acceptable.

I will always to the day I die go out of my way to judge and shame people into scat and bestiality and lolita. Sure, it’s ‘your body’ or whatever, but that doesn’t excuse you from me thinking and arguing you’re a twisted piece of degenerate garbage.

It’s a great reminder that the ‘fetishists’ who will scorn you for ‘kink shaming’ are actually mentally twisted degenerates Who appropriate the role of an ‘oppressed minority’ and bitch about you judging them, which Reddit loves to rush to the defense of. It also gives them a place to congregate and reinforce the idea that what they’re doing is acceptable.

And has it ever occurred to you that maybe this has been their link all along?

i remember that a majority of people on this site think it's ok to fuck their dog

How is fucking an animal worse than killing it to eat it ?

-This comment was made by the vegan dogfucker gang.

Eating out your meat is just more ethical.

This but unironically.

Well, guess I'm done with this thread

thats why i always fuck my food before eating it

you ever jizzed on a head of lettuce?

you ever jizzed on a head of lettuce?

As a matter of fact, yes.

its honestly not so bad to be honest, because it actually makes the lettuce taste like something

I honestly think lettuce that you can buy in the supermarkets should come pre-cummed

Back to SRD f-[slur]

the dogpill is real after all

It's insane to be how right incels end up being. How is this even possible? First the sex survey, now thiss?

I though the dogpill post the other day was a joke.. goes to show how disgusting incels must be 🤮🤮

What sex survey? Did I miss something?

Washington Post ran a story about how 1/3 of men under 30 aren't having sex.

the utopia effect? maybe...

Nah, dating apps are the problem. The gini coefficient of tinder is about that of the most equal economies in the world. And nowadays a guy isn't just competing with the other guys in the bar, but with all of the other guys in his city

hmm. I met my wife on tinder, maybe that was before shit became crazy. Neither of us are drop dead gorgeous, but we did have common interests. In my anecdotal experience tinder was not that much different from dating in real life. Most of the women were not some one I would want to date , and most women would probably not get along with me in a way that would merit a second date.

Am I missing something new?

https://imgur.com/a/dAMJrar

Read the whole thing, not just the circled portions. You either got lucky, or happen to be attractive by tinder standards. Incels blame women for this shit, but the real problem is that most men will fuck anything, including women who are way less attractive than they are. So attractive men end up monopolizing most of the sex in a particular area.

so basically, if you have no way to market your self in a way that is appealing online, you are better off dating in a traditional fashion

Online dating affects traditional dating. Given how ubiquitous dating apps are, you're implicitly competing with men on tinder and ok cupid whenever you date someone in real life. It's still gonna be an issue, unless the woman you're trying to see is totally against online dating, which is pretty rare for millennials.

glad i got out when I did.

Well if you consider dating competition rhen yeah you're going to have a bad time.

if you dont, youre an r-slur. Competition is in everything we do.

Human coupling is one of the most complex social spaces ree ree. It comes down to more compromise and knowing your likes and dislikes and matching that with the other party than "winning." Like just have fun ha

Dating apps are part of the problem but not the whole picture. The increase in NEETs and the underemployed, poor social skills due to too much time online, and rise of radical subcultures that cause young men to self-sabotage or otherwise makes them unappealing are also factors that will probably increase in influence as time goes on. This is all happening to women too, but men's standards tend to be lower when it comes to sex so even a pixyteri-tier slob will be able to at least get laid

Snalls, it gets sadder. There's a significant decrease in risk taking behaviours of all types (including self-organized sports, fighting, gambling, even speeding) amongst the current 18-30 contingent. Could be the risks are too high, considering there now is a context free public record called Google. Or could be the lack of socialization during key points in youth.

Just because you’ve gone full incel yourself doesn’t mean you or them are right.

They absolutely were right, though.

About?

mayo w*Men engaging in intercourse with our feline friends is a well-documented phenomena.

I cant wait until your fggot a* is banned

Its over for out-cels

The blackpill is truth Pizza.

They have nothing better to do.

What survey?

For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'incels were right again'.

Even Hitler was right about some stuff. Imagine how much better our world would be today if Russia was wiped off the map permanently...

That was one idiot lmao

None of this shit is new to anybody unless you're still young.

And they only fuck alpha dogs. Pugs never stood a chance with Stacy against the German shepard

Lol she had four fucking kids. Imagine how badly that would fuck you up. Imagine the bullying lmfao

Storytime,

I grew up in the country, around 2000 there was this drunk guy that was up on a stump banging a horse and a bus full of kids drove by as it was happening. Like a mile up the road from my parents house. He was banned from Illinois and his kids had to change schools.

They had the everything fuck bullied out of them. I feel bad for them now.

Hell yea. There was a dude in my school whose dad was cruising in park restrooms and got on the sex offender registry, he got shit for it 24/7

Cruising?

Cruising for a prostate bruising.

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You can’t be banned from a state lol

You absolutely can be banned from a state.. If it is constitutional, is another story.

If definitely happened, my brother dated his oldest daughter for a while and got a lot of shit about it.

“Can you be banished from a state?

Probably not.”

Great link. Also DC isn’t a state. It’s happened once in the past 100 years and non were in Illinois and the guy didn’t challenge his 1 year ban. It’s not constitutional.

Ok sweaty 😘

🍆🤤

I am pretty sure he plead guilty to animal cruelty and to voluntarily leave the state as part of his plea agreement. I'll have to get the details from my brother.

I know it happened around 2000 in Ogle Country but I am not giving any more specifics.

in Ogle County

Your voyeurism happened in Ogle County. Is this some sort of pun-based 4/1 prank?

I was giving info if people wanted to waste their afternoon digging up the article. Judici.com should have the records, I am just too lazy.

my brother dated his oldest daughter for a while and got a lot of shit about.

I thought this meant that your brother dated his own daughter and was a little confused

you were wondering “why would he get in shit for that?”

Wypipo be like

Sacha Baron Cohen is banned from the State of New York after that hotel bit he pulled

lol no is isn’t

WORTH

I think he still has a warrant in Oklahoma for his homoerotic wrestling stunt (absolutely hilarious tbh)

Dont feel bad for them, they have horse fucker genes.

That’s actually kinda sad

Lol, what a piece of fucking garbage

Lol leaving a white woman alone with a dog. SMH mayoids.

Heh.

Ed predicted this. 🤔👻👾

Q but unironically

%Confirmed€

Good shit Ed. You should use 🚬 instead of 🥢tho. I really can't tell that chopsticks are sticks or matches or what. We all know what the British call a cigarette.

I tried the cigarette first because the emoji looks better but then changed my mind as the "bundle of sticks" thing is easy to figure out. Also,

short form

🚬 = f█g

vs.

🥢🥢🥢 = f ████t

I used the long form way more than 🚬 so the chopsticks 🥢🥢🥢 make sense.

2005 +14 r/drama is so exhausting tbh 😓

Very good point.

When you called that guy a 🐕👉👌, was that the one that the admins deleted and started all of this slur nonsense?

Keep posting liket this instead of sleepy faces and I'll begin updooting you

WOOF
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Admins can suck it.

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Unbased

It's over for non-canine-cels. Just dog-max bro!

#BelieveAllDoggos

And what is it doing?

It's doing something that makes it feel good. And it absolutely understands when something feels good.

What it doesn't understand is your human inclination to treat sex as some kind of shameful act you need to conceal from others.

I guess it also doesn't understand that sex leads to puppies, but in this case there would be no puppies, and in any case no one has any problem with allowing one dog to have sex with another when neither one knows what responsibilities will result from that.

Strange how people have literally no problem with an animal's ability to give consent when killing it, cutting its balls off, putting it in a cage, taking it away from its mother, or forcing it to breed to make more pets to sell, but all of a sudden when sex with a person is involved now we care about whether it can give consent.

I mean let's be honest here. You don't care about whether the dog can give consent. You only care about the fact that you find the act disgusting, but you know that just because you find something gross, that's not a good enough excuse to outlaw it, any more than it would be to outlaw a poop fetish.

32 upvotes

I bet they all came from 🥛👩

38% of women orgasm during rape

imagine massing a thread to mass white-knight chicks fucking dogs

Mãyo føīds 🤢🤢🤮

I would say it's consent when the dog mounts the woman? Besides that I always found the consent issue with animals and sex humorous. They don't consent to us killing and eating them, keeping them in cages and forcing them to breed with other animals or anything else we do to them but as soon as a human fucking one comes up then people start bringing up consent.

fucking mayos

woman

Aka " The Pride of Hibernia".

🇮🇪🤢🤮

Whitney Wisconsin warmed us about her.

The absolute state of wh*te w*men. Imagine not having the self control to not fuck a dog

oh my God. the head line.

WH*TE GIRLS FUCK DOGS

It's "affirmative consent" you mong

On one hand, fucking dogs is degenerate and should be shamed.

On the other hand, animal consent arguments are r-slur.

finally somebody has cracked the code

Today I finally learned what MGTOW means. lmfao

Whitney Whisconsin is just smiling somewhere.

Why do redditors want to believe dog sex is consensual this badly? Thinking😕😕😕😕😕

How the fuck does a dog ask for consent according to their pea brains?

State of reddit where people defend dog fucking

It started in the 1960s and we are here now. Wait till 2030

I mean if would weather get picked by a dog than you.. lmfao

Is this what the fluoride does to women?