posting censored rap lyrics until mods unban slurs. day 5

22  2019-04-01 by slaydastream

If you're waiting for a parade there ain't none

Sharpen up your spirit of adventure

The fabulous g-slur way

Hey what's the big idea

Yeah

I have no ideas, in fact I'm quite bewildered

Now don't get g-slur with me

g-slur, sir

I'm far from g-slur

Now listen and keep your shirt on

Grown men in a rubber suit

Runnin' around with a young boy

h-slur

Oh shoot, get a load of that f-slur

In thigh-high boots, red tighty-whities and blue cat suit Holy h-slurs

Even the rats know it’s tacky

'You ever see me slippin' like that b-slur, just smack me'

Posin' Chester, legs open, couldn’t stand worse

All was missin' was a bandana and a man purse

Cryin', dyin', laughin' til glands burst

Faster than a speeding glass, bleeding-a-slur ran first

Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl

Under the cape the back of the S say baby girl

The things some people‘ll do for fame

It’s an herb, it’s a lame

It’s... a Goddamn shame

Villain willing when them cold streets call

You can keep your hero and hold the meatballs

Worthy title, lock it with pockets on empty

He work harder than a steam engine like John Henry

Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley

Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy

At least monetarily terribly

MC's need therapy, it’s like a fairy spree

Hit him with a kryptonite brick

Children come and prick his dead body with a stick

Wrote this lyric from in the bed with a chick

She had the tightest grip around the head of my

...Bic, now can I get my pen back

Got no enemy, got no friend, b-slur

With the Green Goblin got the Batcave robbed

Bust in Batman’s head bobbin’, slobbin’ Robin’s k-slur

Y’all already got your belts on the floor so

Kick them shits over here and click off the porno

Alfred come home and found them both naked

Handcuffed to each other just as he had suspected

Red and chrome Batmobile, wheelin‘ and dealin’

Aquaman's s-slur with the fishes, for real for squealin’

Pss the lo-lo on a seal skin blazer

It’s just a little graze from a razor-thin laser

Amazed at all these so-called wannabe players

Showin' off they t-slurballs to all the free-g-slurers

It’s like a leotard fest

How it got started is any r-slurs guess

Regardless, that’s they choice, no hate debate

Becomes a problem when they try an attempt to go s-slur

And raise the monster rate in the whole population

It’s starting to affect the super p-slur occupation

Now, who’s the hater, headline the newspaper

Fate of a fake you out caped crusader

Tied to the tracks, make a damn tram derail

Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e-mail

The man with no beard is more weirder than a sm-slur

Sucker got bagged on a Temazepam street sale

Told ‘em one of ours set it up, yeah doubt

Did it like the dirty drawls

Wet ‘em up and air it out

You got any money

What

You got any money

Man you gone crazy

Damn

Batman's g-slur

B-slur boys

5 comments

refer to my username you dumb n-slur

This is boring and won’t work

big if true

Cr*zy is a slur

Shut up f​ag