Chapo-cels go ballistic over the r-word

86  2019-04-02 by MikeStoklasaAlcohol

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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The hosts of the very f*cking podcast that r/cth is ostensibly dedicated to use r-slur. r/cth is just a place for the biggest r-slurs on the left to come together and get offended at things, and the connection to the actual podcast is nil. It’s like how r/mde was just for /pol/posting and actual MDE was barely mentioned.

Chapocels weren’t like this a year and a half ago I swear. They were unbearable shitheads back then don’t get me wrong but they weren’t this badly cucked

They were flooded by r/politics libtards LARPing as socialists and r-slurted tumblinas that were escaping the shithole they created.

It's day 100 of the Chapo Revolution. The gendersirs and femqueer leaders of the non-hierarchical Army are advancing on Sacramento. However, before the pre-dawn raid that will capture the capital, the revolution grinds to a halt as a facilitator-private is revealed to have used ableist slurs. Combat is halted and a 6 month discussion period on inter-nontraditional-military sensitivity takes place.

They are bitches now. They used to be the only non cucked leftist sub. They had decent memes and were genuinely funny. Now they're just fags. It's sad.

Post hog chud xd

Imagine posting hog instead of bussy

Why not both? It's the radical centrist way

10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy go on /r/stupidpol

I like how he censored some words but not others.

They spergs out over retard like once a week. "Dirtbag left" my ass...

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This is proof that we’re way more progressive than cth

They spergs out over the r-slur like once a week. "Dirtbag left" my ass...

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I thought the whole point of the dirtbag left was that they would say naughty words.

Now it's about the way they dress

Kinda like punk rock.

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I meant from the comments

Don't the hosts of Chapo say the r-slur all the time, even on the show?

Lmao saying f@g isn't censoring it

lmao

see you any abortion dude? Pretty fucked.

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No, but aborting children due to the fact they are disabled is just abhorrent.

But getting an abortion because it's your right to have unprotected sex is ok? I'm all for body autonomy but some of these idpol lefties need to check their priorities

I would 1000% abort my child if I thought they’d go on CTH, let alone be completely retarded

if I thought they’d go on CTH, let alone be completely retarded

They're the same thing

CTH is only one of the ways complete retardation can manifest in a person. They could grow up to become a furfag, a member of the DDF, or even a Drama poster in the worst case scenario

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Completely logical. Aborting normies is a-okay, aborting future dramanauts is a warcrime.

aborting children due to the fact they are disabled is just abhorrent

Aborting a disabled child is right next to aborting rape babies when it comes to the abortion morality scale. Fuck, it should be tax deductable tbh

No, but aborting children due to the fact they are disabled is just abhorrent.

If anything, the government should force you to abort your retarded baby. What good does having more retards do?

Exactly. And let’s be honest, being disabled should mean you have fewer rights, you’re literally less of a person than normal people

No one on that sub can be over the age of 14, there is just no way.

I’d probably go berserk at that word if I was retardeder, too

hasn’t this already been made fun of? this is from like a month ago

Don't they know Nick Mullen is not only the President of the DSA but was voted "America's Least Racist Person" by Essence magazine?

The word retard has the connotations of the disgusting ways disabled people were treated throughout the 20th century and actually gives some of my close friends panic attacks due to the way they have been abused through their lives.

the people who call themselves the dirtbag left are having panic attacks from hearing the word retard

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The word raetard has the connotations of the disgusting ways disabled people were treated throughout the 20th century and actually gives some of my close friends panic attacks due to the way they have been abused through their lives.

the people who call themselves the dirtbag left are having panic attacks from hearing the raetard

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r-slurs rush to defend their own, who's surprised?

40 day old thread

😴😴😴

Cope

copeposting in 2019

Umm yikes sweaty

Copepoating will end when I say so you fool

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Don't the hosts of Chapo say [r-slur] all the time, even on the show?

It doesn’t matter because 95% of that sub doesn’t listen to the podcast.

Ch*potards are A slurs, B slurs, C slurs, D slurs, E slurs, F slurs, G slurs, H slurs, I slurs, J slurs, K slurs, L slurs, M slurs, N slurs, O slurs, P slurs, Q slurs, R slurs, S slurs, T slurs, U slurs, V slurs, W slurs, X slurs, Y slurs and Z slurs.

getting upset over a sub named cumtown.