"I guarantee you I've sucked my girlfriend's penis more times than you've successfully interacted with another human being."

225  2019-04-02 by TendieFriend

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If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

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ALWAYS. RELEVANT.

Every day, we get closer to the robot uprising.

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[honks softly in the distance]

3 sad honks

I was banned for this once, but yes. Honk honk!

How long till those idiots get banned?

Oy vey

Needs to be a snappy quote asap

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F-slur you, bot.

I guarantee you I've sucked my girlfriend's penis more times than you've successfully interacted with another human being.

Insert "thats not how this works" meme.jpg.

So once then?

It’s gotten to the point where I should be surprised that comment is on a gaming subreddit, but I’m not

Rise

Up

His girlfriend's penis does, so should you.

Weird flex but okay.

Hot damn

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fuq you betch and fuq jannies

God I wish that were me

What’s with t-slurs always thinking people are “afraid” of them?

Allows them to justify their world view. I mean is anyone actually afraid of them? I doubt very many, taking HRT and estrogen is not good for muscle building.

Its MA'AM!

That one unironically had more testosterone than many guys in default gaming subs

t-slurs always thinking people are “afraid” of them

COPE on their part.

most transphobes are lol. same reason some people instinctually crush spiders, they perceive them as a normative and potentially existential threat that must be removed lest it further disrupt their ontological tranquility.

Never attempt this again dawg

sorry if the truth hurts your feels

seriouspost alert

PSA: What did we tell ya'll folx about downovtes and lolcows.

Do better.

Folx don't listen do they ?

Send a message to Contra he can make a great video about this.

Most people classed as 'transphobes' I.e normal people who think trannies are just delusional but harmless and should be left alone, dont think about them at all.

NONONONO PROJECTION! YOU JUST HATE THEM BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU WERE ONE

It goes beyond even that. People are slandered as "transphobes" for simply stating any truth about them and especially when citing actual scientific fact.

normal people who think trannies are just delusional

those arent normal people

transphobes

what's a transphobe? is that when you transition from one phobe to another phobe?

You deserve to be up voted and all the new friends downdanking you should be cast out of the drama pantheon and have to make due with lesser comedies and tragedies.

Austists usually have a hard time distinguishing facial emotional cues. So pure disgust can sometimes look like fear.

some women are probably justifiably scared of opportunistic rapists that they are!

Probably all the girls who run away terrified when they engage in normal locker room shenanigans.

X-phobia in non-medical contexts doesn't always mean irrational fear. Like hydrophobic molecules aren't afraid of water, they repel it. But the word transphobia doesn't really have any gravitas outside of leftoid circles.

Why is there a disproportionate amount of t-slurs on reddit?

Reddit is popular with g-slurs, they tend to be t-slurs.

I mean, I’ve lived in some super liberal places, like DC and I can count the number of t-sluts I’ve noticed on one hand. Maybe I’ve seen some that pass but idk. Most on Reddit don’t pass tho and there is a lot of them.

because they're all indoors and posting on reddit

Drama users = t-slurs?

🤔🤔🤔

No, SRDINES

Step 1: denial

Not true, a lot of them are homeless and posting on Reddit.

Please give generously to their patreon.

According to them they actually get kicked out of EVERY housing opportunity they get SOLELY for being t-slurs! Almost sounds too crazy to be true, right?! Like they aren't telling the full story?

I ordered foood from UberEats today and my food was delivered by a transformer woman.

Chicago has a LOT of very poorly passing transwomen.

To say nothing of the chubby androgynous creatures lurking around DePaul and CIA that I think are supposed to be some sort of genderfluid.

Columbia College is bussy Mecca.

Because they are social outcasts and even the straight ones are the biggest fags around

I think that a large number of t-slurs spend a lot of time on the internet to look for like minded people. Reddit functions as a echo chamber for them so they all flock here

they dont have jobs or lives so they spend their day complaining like the world owes them something for having mental issues

Reddit is like 30% commie. Lots of commies are t-slurs.

I’m pretty sure most communist regimes threw g-slurs and t-slurs right into the gulag.

Clearly they weren't real communists.

I’d bet it’s not just reddit. They probably don’t know many other people IRL who are like them, but can easily find large communities online. So they go to the websites that have those communities, which leads to them becoming a user on the site, visiting parts outside of the community the joined for

So in the end, is he gey or is he str8? At what point m3n sucking penii becomes non gey?

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Lmao n-slur got his comment deleted just for saying the f-slur

If a p-slur belonging to a m-slur shoots ropes of hot j-slur down your throat, you're an icky q-slur f-slur because you just sucked a m-slur's c-slur.

If a p-slur belonging to a f-slur shoots ropes of hot j-slur down your throat, you're super s-slur because you just sucked a woman's c-slur.

I don't know what's so hard to understand about that. Seems pretty cut and dry. Like, they're two completely different things!

w-slur don't have p-slur you r-slur

The internet taught me I was a bigot for only dating g*ssy.

Now I suck my girlfriend's c*ck for social justice.

To retort the video, Zucc has an Asian girlfriend, so he is the true anime man.

>her penis

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i really really really thought it was a joke and was sadly disappointed when he was being legit.

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lmao an unironic chapoposter lolol

Sorry buddy, you're just going to have to deal with the objective fact that my girlfriend's penis is bigger than yours.

How is penis size objective?

God damn, what the hell is happening on these vr shit. How do you even call the mongs going on there? VRoids? VRcels?

my girlfriend's penis

I think he has a problem.

He goes full NPC in responses, what a waste of space 😴😴😴

There is literally nothing you can do to stop the erasure of disgusting pinkoids. Deal with it. Cope.

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Eat shit, lame-o bot.

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