I hope to G*d this is bait. I refuse to believe people like this exist and can be walking about as we speak

207  2019-04-03 by escargott

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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He forgot to add:

"Apologies for Greek and Balkan peoples practising Orthodox Christianity while living under the Ottoman Empire and disobeying their POC rulers"

The Ottomans were wh*te

But they were Muslims.

Munafiqs are kufr

Turkcel cope

Nah, KARA BOGA is Turkcel cope

too many turkcel copes for me to keep track of, check out my new website turkcelcopewatch.is

Sort of. They's a mixture of vhites and (Turkick) ayzians nowadays.

I am aware, iirc the average modern Turk has about 20% Turkic genes with the rest being native Anatolian, Greek, Iranic or Armenian etc etc

And for the record, I consider the Turkics to be w*ite

No, we have pure african blood flowing through our veins.

Transfusion?

Karaboğaification

That David Duchovny series? Haven't seen it yet.

They also pooed in the loo.

Turks white 🤔

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They are American whit*

You can say mutt

This is allowed.

I allow it.

KARA BOĞA cracker, never insult us again

As mayo as Greeks.

no they were all BLACKK KINGS. climb back into your cave whitey

The absolute state of Reddit mayos

He's not a mayo, he's a (((cream cheese)))

Pardon me, Shitlord Supreme, but a man cultured enough to wear such a bracelet is by definition a (((neufchâtel))).

Shitlord w/sour cream

Sour creams are slavic mayos.

Mayo = Whte people Reggae Reggae Sauce = Blck people Tabasco = Mexicans Sriracha = East Asians Cream Cheese = J*ws Sour Cream = Slavs Passata = Italians Tzatsiki = Greeks Mango Chutney = Indians

Who are ice creams and gelatos?

TIL I'm sour cream. No wonder I'm so high in fat.

Italians should be Aioli's. It's literally just a fancy word for mayo

Actually that's a good shout. It's just mayo with seasoning. Italians in a nutshell.

Can I get this as my flair?

Absolute state of reddit

What does it take to be transracial nowadays? I want out

He's unironically a j-slur.

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And they say Jews are the master race.

I don’t think anyone says that. You have your facts mixed with another gaggle of good pals.

This is why we need mayocide. The only way to curb the infestation of whatever the fuck makes mayos do the things they do is to cull them before it spreads to the other races.

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Lol he’s a yanglet

lol look at that f4ggy penmanship, the pigeon arms and the bracelet

that’s 100% authentic s0yboy my dudes

100% him just wanting to show off his wIcKeD 15 year old skater handwriting.

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I think it was the last time I hand wrote something. It sticks, but man could I fuckin’ kick flip at 15.

🛹 skateboard emoji for your.

Did you take it on any sick ramps?

Sadly... ehhh... no.

The first skate park I went to I ate so much shit on the vert ramp I mostly stuck to city streets.

But man, I was so cool. Jynco jeans, knock off Oakley’s, and a mullet. Fuck yeah.

💈 keep 💈that 💈mullet 💈fresh💈

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it was too hard to read, i gave up at the slave trade

Hey bro, his “kids are buddhist” he wears it in solidarity. Imagine unironically doing that 😂😂😂😂 I’d rather blow my head off.

 If you hear it said about one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you to live in that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods”,  then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly.And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely, both its people and its livestock. You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt

100% amerimutt.

The pigeon arm thing cut me deep. Like M E T A. deep.

try eating burgers instead of drinking soy

it won't make your arms any bigger but at least your wife's kids will be less ashamed of you

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try eating burgers instead of drinking s0y

it won't make your arms any bigger but at least your wife's kids will be less ashamed of you

Oh, I that you guys use s0y as an Asian slur.

I didn’t know you meant s0y as in vegan.

Right now, I am sitting on my yoga mat, adjusting my man bun and...

I’m actually on a photosynthesis and gusts-of-air diet. Trees and plants have feelings too.

roll with the punches noodles mctrustfund

I’m able to grab peas with chopsticks.

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Did he just throw the Spnish, Jws, and Wh*tes under the bus for some BBCussy?

How considerate of a mayonesa.

Mayocide when?

Not to mention that f-slur username.

Not to mention that f-slur “hey-o”

Isn't that a sarcastic mockery?

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Should add "sorry for the barely legible handwriting" to the list.

Ding ding ding!

I can’t even read what I wrote.

Imagining apologizing so bad that you want to get into a shitty subreddit. Lmfao the mentality of fragile mayos.

I can understand doing this if it's the difference between life and Commissar Jamal shooting you in the back of the head for thought crime, but this man is doing it (for free) to get into a subreddit for larping mslurs.

What’s even tastier about all this juicy drama is I unironically didn’t get approved, but now I am here. With my family. And some of the bits are worse than a bad roastme.

Some say that drama is a hateful place. This is nonsense. As long as you learn our ways and hold Allah above all else, I say to you that you will be well cared for and considered as a brother.

Allah loves all of us.

Except you, wh*te devil

I was like “who is mike hunt? Hmmm mike hunt... mike hunt... my cun... oh!”

Oh, you. You’re nasty, babe.

You know it boo 😘

It’s an honor, really.

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This guys should bend over spread bussy and embrace his new BBC overlords.

If you don't unironically believe all of that, then why are you even here?

Well the note implies the Spaniards are wh*te.

fuck, good point.

Everything else though.

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Oh s-slur forgot about that

Man, I don't even know where to begin

*What a fucking loser.

I literally am, I can’t find my keys anywhere.

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new levels of sad & pathetic?

Never🥇stop🥇pushing🥇to🥇new🥇levels.

Lol, is that some white humiliation porn subreddit?

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"One has to feel embarrassed to embarrass themselves" is like the millennial motto

What a k-slur

Does it time with bike or trike or Reich?

I think I’ve heard it a few times before.

Some Sandperson-American should write an application essay apologizing for the Arabic slave trade and their enslavement of Africans to see if they can be allowed in.

Some actual African from Africa should write an application essay apologizing for the Slave Trade since it wouldn't have been possible without them.

I should probably do it but I'm too lazy.

I apologize for the people here's inability to understand jokes.

A shared 🤷‍♂️ for you.

Based and Sorrypilled

Yup. My kids are Buddhist. I wear it in solidarity. Thanks for noticing. ✌️😄🧐 You get a ☮️ emoji for recognizing it.

Yea, this is fake. No way this is real. That sub fell for it anyway though.

Here is an... um... airplane emoji for your efforts. ✈️

come on now

That sub fell for it anyway though.

Its 2019 and they're willingly resegregating themselves, how bright do you think they are?

That sub fell for it, surely not this sub though..

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Fucking lol, this made my morning.

And as an hispanic, what the fuck are you whte bys apologizing to back people for? You should be apologizing to me (not that we give a flying fck though).

Oh yeah for real. Apologies for my boy Drake fucking up your attempted conquest and whatnot.

Lmao because tacos don't get butthurt about the past, unlike dixiecels and basketball Americans.

you should be grateful for what we the spanish did, we brought you the rats

I’m sorry to you.

A respectful 🌯 emoji for you.

I wouldn't mind a taco flair tbhq fam.

Also I wouldn't mind a breakfast taco right now.

🌮

And some chorizo and eggs does sound pretty tits right about now.

What is mayo equivalent of 'uncle Tom' called?

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Hes cooning

Nice to see we still have some r-slurs in the sub, taking this at face value

This is not only bait, this is the master bait.

I see what you did there.

it's like a Joe Keskold bit

He should apologize for the chicken scratch

I would apologize for the Holocaust, but my family was killed because they had big noses and wore silly hats

every time

Idk, if he takes responsibility for all that terrible stuff, I don't think a simple apology is enough. "Oh sorry for murdering your father and raping your mother, here's a cute apology".

Reparations will be a good stuff, but nowhere near the end, paying some silver pieces doesn't absolve one from literal multiple genocides.

/u/dicklexicsufferer, what do you feel an appropriate punishment for a person like you should be?

I think I just start handing out those emojis.

I got a cucumber for the haters 🥒 I got a tooth emoji for the people that love talking 🦷 Ooh...

🖖🏻

Spock, who doesn’t love a Spock?

🥫🌮🥩🍕🍖

Some food, cause I know you guys at drama don’t go outside.

And all the heart ❤️ emojis ❤️ you ❤️ may ❤️ need.

Oh, in the topic of sorry, I’m probably sorry I hurt your feelings.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I know you guys at drama don’t go outside.

Look at what you wrote lol

I am lol what are we loling at 👀

It's Poe's Law. Unable to be satirized.

Daaaang. Mind exploding.gif

Sorry for the Spanish breaking thousand year peace

Definitely bait unless he thinks human sacrifice can be done peacefully.

Can anyone be more pathetic?

he has kids

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The funniest thing about this is that most of the mods of BPT are wh1te.

Thank you all, this made my day!

You reminded me how of two things: it’s nice to have people talk like it’s high school; and 2: it’s absolutely sincerely nice to be reminded who are my fellow constituents.

👃🏻

S0yMay04Lyfe.

I fucking love mayonnaise. Not a part of this, but you guys can keep ketchup and mustard.

Does highschool bring up bad memories for you?

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You guys have been so kind. ❤️❤️❤️

And if you need a free emoji, just say something. This is your safe space to show off that I am willing to apologize for atrocities because I can sympathize with someone who doesn’t look like me.

Hatersgonnahate.jpeg

And I promise you I wrote that faster than you read it.

no way this isnt bait

He showed up in the comments here, it totally is

This sub likes to pretend they're woke but they're just as retarded as all the others, look how they're sperging out over how someone that affects them in no way.

I don't even get it. What about a shitty meme sub is worth all that? Quite frankly I'm even surprised that BPT and WPT are still a thing.

Can't accept the apology if there isn't a "sorry for being a gamer" in it.

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NOT GOOD ENOUGH

B e B e t t e r

Yes Sir!