[Serious] How do I get my foreskin back?

1  2019-04-03 by skidmarklicker

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Hello.

You are receiving this message because you posted in defense of Donald Trump. I no longer provide individual responses on this matter. It has been my experience that Trump supporters are universally incapable of accepting verifiable truths about him and, by extension, themselves, thus rendering discussion pointless and, therefore, a waste of time.

I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.

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When Israel is destroyed, it'll grow back.

My wife took the kids and I lost my job. You got any cocaine?

You need to go to a bris and rummage around the bins after the ceremony.

Ask u/annoysthegoys

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Just hot glue a piece of ham to the end.

Sit in a dark room with your dick in a tub of foreskin restoration cream while wearing a turtleneck and envision an intact foreskin. Do this for 6-10 hours a day and it will grow back over the course of a few years.