Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

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Signs of a brutal rape: taking a selfie of yourself getting fondled by a millionare

This is the woman who claims she had his kid... the woman who has made rape allegations against him isn't the woman pictured here... just to clear that up.

Then why the fuck did habeeb post it

He's still butt hurt that it was pointed out that his wife looked like a towel. TBF, there could have been a guy sitting next to him and no one would be the wiser.

Thanks. Conor should molest her too

Towels make great jizz rags.

It was rude to call his wife a towel. Towels have way more worth then women in Islam

everyone needs a towel

I'm gonna get a little high

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Well I still think Islam value women more than westerns. At least they don't leave them whoring around fucking strangers they found at a bar lmao nice culture bro

I agree with you, but you gotta remember that westerners think that degeneracy = liberation.

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KALABEEEEB! heh

I think just for effect more than anything. Ali probably helped him out with this one.

It's the Battle of the Bastards, both of them could unironically be outsmarted by a senile dolphin. One of the perks of having these two beating each other is that you're not damaging anything of value.

Because he's a r-worded ape. He was whining about a theater play with a bedroom scene the other day, saying how that corrupts the youth. Meanwhile he's promoting shitty Russian energy drinks.

this comes out literally right after he says a mean joke

hmmmmm

Nah the police have been investigated him for some actual filed complaints for a bit now.

really? lmao wrastling but without the g-slur costumes that make it fun really is a brainlet sport. why are all these people they hire chemically imbalanced wife beaters/male feminists?

CTE generally but in this dudes case its just being irish

thats racist, mate

https://i.imgur.com/VHjQjBa.png

Can't be racist enough more like

I feel like McGregor's one of those cases where it's safe to assume that he gets a little too handsy from time to time, guy's a total mess

dont act like some t hots dont want a handsy hundred millionaire to do lines with them and have unprotected sex.

have unprotected sex

So rape

Umm, sweaty, all piv sex is rape.

Some do but it only takes one who doesn't to make u a rapist

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Nah you're just a dumb f​oid. Clearly McGregor is an extraordinarily discerning individual capable of accurately interpreting even the most subtle of behavioral cues.

lmao you're tiggering the sweaties

I need a foid pov snally. How far would you let a millionaire you find attractive on the first date?

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I need a f pov snally. How far would you let a millionaire you find attractive on the first date?

They all want it.

Ahh so he just Biden'd her a little that's all.

Muh poor wahmen :( :( :( no she creature has ever gotten handsy11!

Some of that r/drama interperating

"Yeah Idk him but let's be honest: he probably raped her" classic

Conor is average height. How is he a manlet?

We live in clown world. apparently the qualification for being accused of a rapist nowadays is "just being creepy"

Found the creepy rapist.

lol. no you creppy.

Conor Mc wants a woman to hate fuck him! He’s still looking for a ...feels like home girl sort.

I keep forgetting that the weight class that Khabib fights in is consider men's.

He’s only that weight for a few hours and then he rehydrates and puts on 25-30 pounds by the next day....

I'm not 100% sure but I think that if a 175 pound man dehydrated 30 pounds of water weight, they would be in the ICU. That's like 20% of their body weight lost, just in water. You'd at least be ill and unable to fight well, your coordination would be garbage.

Well that’s what they do 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

That’s literally what they do. The average lightweight weighs about 170-180 in the cage in fight night the day after weigh ins. When they are not in training camp for a fight many weigh almost 200lbs. Middleweights (185lbs) are usually upwards of 220 lbs out of fight camp. Look up csac rehydration data.

See for yourself. California athletic commission started reweighing fighters on fight night and publishing the results:

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/8/6/17655020/ufc-227-fight-night-weights-all-but-six-fighters-come-in-over-csac-regulations

175 cutting to featherweight(145) is on the extreme end, but most fighters cut between 10-15% in water to weigh in the day before the fight. Khabib fights at lightweight which is 155 not 145, he has never fought in California but most speculate he weighs about 175 in-cage.

He’d be raping your corpse if you ever tussle 😂

https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1113552216659496960

this is some spicy-ass drama holy shit

It’s gone. What did it say.

http://archive.is/Hek4Z

Date a retarded punch monkey

He is retarded

Cry later about it

🙊🙊🙊🙊

Look out, Dana, he's Irish!

The funny thing - McGregor is a rapist, a terrible one. Yet he is totally dunking on the mountain reaver.

that is pretty funny tbh

Tattoo is on the wrong arm?

How do mirrors work?

The dude makes a living punching people in the face. You really think he's going to ask a fo*d for permission before laying pipe? C'mon now.