I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
I thought it was, "Our candidate's campaign failed in the rust belt after she shat on blue collar jobs and failing to campaign there. Clearly, third-party voters and Russia are responsible."
Russiagate is a red herring meant to prevent neoliberals from taking responsibility or looking in the mirror for supporting the Iraq War, the deindustrialization of America over the last 30 years and the dnc clearing the field so Hillary was the only candidate.
Now they are trying to use Obama's popularity by making Biden the front runner despite the fact that hes a million year old human molester and was super washed up even before 2008.
How do these people not get it yet? Voting 3rd party is a waste of a vote. The winner of 2020 will either be Donald or whoever the Dems nominate. Voting for anyone else is a waste so vote for who you'd prefer over those two.
I mean, there are a significant number of socialists who aren't cis whte guys, you know. Acting like everyone who wasn't a fan of Hillary was a privileged wyite dude completely erases the existence of queeeeee and blck leftists and I'm kind of sick of it coming from people who should know better.
Imagine being so utterly retärded that you write this comment unironically
I actually hate every opinion that's being put forth ITT. The protest voters are retards because lol Jill Stein, but the people who are correct are presenting their opinions in an unappealing, stupid way.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-04
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 ChromeGhost 2019-04-04
Have you gained self awareness?
1 NumerousEvent 2019-04-04
Bernie supporters didn't vote for Hillary hard enough in 2016. How do we get them to vote along party lines in 2020? I know, insult them more!
1 ottawabrandonwright 2019-04-04
Thats the unironic shillary reddit praxis
1 NumerousEvent 2019-04-04
I thought it was, "Our candidate's campaign failed in the rust belt after she shat on blue collar jobs and failing to campaign there. Clearly, third-party voters and Russia are responsible."
1 ottawabrandonwright 2019-04-04
Russiagate is a red herring meant to prevent neoliberals from taking responsibility or looking in the mirror for supporting the Iraq War, the deindustrialization of America over the last 30 years and the dnc clearing the field so Hillary was the only candidate.
Now they are trying to use Obama's popularity by making Biden the front runner despite the fact that hes a million year old human molester and was super washed up even before 2008.
1 KingNothing305 2019-04-04
Far Right = Nazis Right = Doesn’t Exist Moderates = Worse Than Nazis Left = Doesn’t Exist Far Left = Just me and six of my friends
They really don't want to win elections.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-04-04
"Let's isolate and bully anyone who might vote with us, because they don't believe in exactly everything we do"
1 refrigenatron 2019-04-04
Replace 'doesn't exist' with 'fascist enablers' and I think you'd have a pretty good overview of what reddit commies actually believe.
1 Anagalmeshshu 2019-04-04
I think you mean "left = cryptonazis"
1 Buff_Demoman_plz 2019-04-04
McSweeney's
Can't get more Xoomer than that. Good thing I brought my Dave Eggers body pillow.
1 quality_bratwurst 2019-04-04
You can't forget your David Foster Wallace lunchbox
1 acidoverbasic 2019-04-04
I'm disappointed that this doesn't actually exist.
1 Prysorra2 2019-04-04
Elect a pap smear in the primary, whine about protest votes in the general.
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-04
I know that article is supposed to be humorous, but it's just dumb.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-04-04
Author. The word you're looking for is author. Dumbfuck.
1 rockidol 2019-04-04
How do these people not get it yet? Voting 3rd party is a waste of a vote. The winner of 2020 will either be Donald or whoever the Dems nominate. Voting for anyone else is a waste so vote for who you'd prefer over those two.
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-04-04
Imagine being so utterly retärded that you write this comment unironically
1 EviscerateTheProles 2019-04-04
19 more months of this kind of shit and it's only gonna get worse. Love American politics in the woke age.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
I actually hate every opinion that's being put forth ITT. The protest voters are retards because lol Jill Stein, but the people who are correct are presenting their opinions in an unappealing, stupid way.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-04-04
Imagine being this inept.
1 capitan_tomate 2019-04-04
Y A N G A A N N G A N G
1 jwil191 2019-04-04
Has life under trump really been that bad?
1 voytke 2019-04-04
Can Trump run as Democrat this time?It would be so funny :D