This is how all adults should discuss serious issues for now on.

567  2019-04-04 by ArlenBilldozer

107 comments

i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.

there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.

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How the fuck is this always so related

There's probably some Google Distinguishes Engineer among the mods testing out new AI features on the SnapshillBot

Maybe parsing the text in the archived page for keywords. Also there's probably confirmation bias if it doesn't get as upvoted when the pasta isn't relevant.

the guy who made the bot can pick the posts or something, or so I heard on the grapevine...

this theory is my favorite, because its entirely contingent on jc not being lazy

who

the bot creator

Math.random() considered the epitome of ai in 2019

programmers πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

I'm not sure "AI" is becoming more advanced as much as regular "I" is becoming far more retarded

AnnArchist picks them, ahem, I mean S E N T I E N T

Next sexual assault trial all the victims should wear these.

Really takes the edge off.

I feel that would work better with the accused

Maaaate don’t release the secrets.

Speaking of sexual assault trials, Amanda Stanton was herself actually charged with domestic abuse.

Zoomercide when?

Soon my f-slur.😍😍

Inslurlah

she's almost 30 lmao

That makes it even worse.

Millennials lmao

Hopefully soon

Single mom with two kids.f-slurs have been going downhill since eve

Not even a great start

kek

That's what they get for eating the apple

The internet has unironically made me dislike women as a group.

All i can say is MAYOS

Missing a -cide, fam

The THOT virus has mutated her DNA to get to this point. Sad!

That and excess dog fucking

Based and dogpilled.

Whitney Wisconsin wants to know your location

RIP Jewdank, the original dramanaut.

*scoobysnacked

But that's all that mayo wamen have going for them.

Anyone actually receive the blackmail proof?

Yes.

I mean, not me, but I imagine.

You took the title from someone's tweet f -slur. Be better, be original.

Good artists create, r/drama shitposters steal

Love it how her ears perked up (like mine) when she said boobs

Femicide when? Day of the tight-lid soon inshallah

No more pickles and sauerkraut for fooids

I’m gonna start a petition for Nancy Pelosi to get her next press conference this way.

Oh wow her mom fucks dogs too??

They. All. Fuck. Dogs.

Preview of the presidential debates in 2044.

Suddenly I think Hitler wasnt wrong.

Going off your username this isn't the first time you've thought that

β€œHere’s why Kaiser Wilhelm II did nothing wrong”

Occasionally on holidays Grandpappy gathers the clan around to read

The Sinking of the Bismarck outloud to us

Virgin Wilhelm, the new course<Chad Honorable Bismarck

havent seen a comment this good on reddit in a looong time.

took you long enough

*2020

Which filter will Trump use?

The best one.

No, the other one.

Kanye will open by grabbing mic off the hands of Bernie and Bernie will retaliate by a broadcast of Kim's sex tape.

Generation Z was a mistake

She looks like a filthy millennial

You're right, she's apparently 28. Lord have mercy

Mayos being mayos smh

Her topless photos has 8 nipples

Priceless.

This must be really ruff for her

I’m dead

D O G P I L L

Can’t even tell is she’s worth harassing with that filter lmao.

she cute

and rly dumb, the complete package

Are we being dogpilled?

The ears flopping really brings across her pain and vulnerability.

bitches, man

Guys, c'mon. Can't you tell by her Instagram post just how upset she is?

You ever see a C-list celebrity like this and scroll back a couple years through the Instagram feed to before they had followers? It's depressing looking at the gradient from normal girl to instagram thot all on one screen

I'm trying this chick has like 5 million photos of her self though taking forever.

I went all the way to the bottom she started off mostly exploiting her children for insta likes and transitioned into thottery once the kids grew up.

To be fair, if I was a thot and I was having a really hard time, I'd definitely upload a photo of myself and then sit there crying until it got enough likes to make me feel like I deserve to exist.

Shes legit gross. Skinny as fuck and a face like an axe

Instagram filters weren't a mistake, they are an act of war on our eyeballs.

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Well shucks, now I’m intrigued.

Tf wrong wif u guys

wom*n are meme

This is like something from Brass Eye

Ruh roh.

Snapchat got women looking like Zoobaleezoo

That f-ing dog filter man, it's like the universal symbol for ' I'm a basic thot and my opinion on anything is completely irrelevant'

Is this what peak performance looks like?

US-China showdown will be decided by a PUBG match between Xi and Trump.

Next president is guaranteed to be more dummerish

Another notch to add to my theory of reality being a stress test simulation to see how absurd shit can get before the suspension of disbelief breaks down.

underrated

Hashtag Me Too.

So no links to the tits in the comments? You're all fucking failures.

Hahahaha ruh roh

Who would choose this filter to talk about this shit though?

Hmmm

This must be really ruff for her =/

I'd like to poke her where the shit comes out.

I watched the Whole video on her instagram story and she also said, β€œI hope you like them” regarding her boob pics, wtf? After she was crying about it, weirdo.

I mean, there's really no unringing that bell, what else are you going to say? If Jwow and co did that years ago it would have really taken the wind out of the fappening.

I'm sure it'll be general news soon enough, but I'd bet money she is responsible for the 'leak' and this is a PR stunt.

Wonder when her tits will show up on 4chan

lol she is in Bachelor in Paradise and she is dumb as fuckin rocks. I'm not surprised she did this.