Daddy's memeing again

571  2019-04-04 by jaredschaffer27

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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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We deserve this.

burgers are living in the best timeline ever 🤣🤣

Grab them by the burger 😍

NOT UNTIL YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS MFer💀🔪🍔🇺🇸

FRY IT*

this is peak presidency and show of power and nothing can beat it now!

This is how far the Republican party has fallen. The President of the United States is now sharing doctored videos.

Ed Krassenstein somehow just out-boomered Trump. Has he never heard of a meme?

This has been the leftists for the past 3 years. They're mad that a 70 year old Republican understands and uses internet/ meme culture better than any other politician (including Obama).

So whenever daddy uses humor or sarcasm, they pretend they are all prudes that don't know what a joke is.

Humor is a threat to democracy!

Democracy dies in dankness!

To be fair a society where a significant bloc of voters get their information from memes and vote accordingly will probably not be able to function as a democratic republic for very long.

I bet you read that in a meme smh

bottom text

lol, you said bottom

memocratic society when

IDIOCRACY NOW!

Zoomer party when

But if all information is available only though memes we achieve perfect democracy? Isn’t it how it works basically?

To be fair, you’re not as smart as you think ur. Duurrr.

Voters are largely impotent, and that's a good thing.

Oh right, but watching a comedian who is highly partisan is soooo much better.

everyone under 35 gets their news from Facebook and twitter so that battle’s already well lost

You’re now banned from r/ cnn

Who the fuck gilded that.

Sir , I kindly offer to su.ck your d1ck as you have not made an award speech edit.

In all fairness every single time I think Trump has reached the height of his memery he manages to exceed it. If I didn't happen to kind of like the guy I would be constantly confused

People forget but he’s been shit posting for some time now. Some of my favorite daddy tweets are from before the election.

endulge me please

Based af

it reads like a dril tweet

Has anyone ever seen him and dril in the same room at the same time?!?

one of the most based men in existence before all this presidential silliness

i miss pre-current year sometimes

People replying to 5 year old trump tweets just to try and "own" him are genuinely sad.

Replying to tweets at all means they are owned by him. They just don't realize it.

Lol rude nipples that’s pretty good

Dang you made me Google "Barney Frank's nipples."

The results were kind of impressive.

They were disgusting. Just bc a person is g@y doesn’t mean they have to act like they are sub human prancing in a pride parade. Have some dignity, even if you are a Barney Frank or a Pauly shore.

How does a person even grow tits in that shape?

lol I forgot about that one

lmao that's a classic

Haha holy shit, people have lost their fucking minds over him

We're only one month away from the 3rd anniversary of the Taco Bowl tweet.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168?lang=en

Based

Omg in the context of all these other shitposts I’m reading in this thread, it’s hard not to see that as tongue in cheek

based and schlongpilled

We're only one month away from the 3rd anniversary of the Taco Bowl tweet.

He's actually gotten slightly tamer, he really used to drop a lot more profanity and was a bit more attacking.

And his shitposts are going to be archived for all time.

a 70 year old Republican understands and uses internet/ meme culture better than any other politician.

Big, if tru.

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AOC is almost there. She likes to s-p-e-r-g out about dumb ass shit like the price of pastries in an airport and then act as if everyone who calls her dumb is missing the point.

What?

Leftists and memeing is an non existent duo, yikers

exactly 35% of righty memes are coopted from leftists

another 60% are coopted from centrists

and the remaining 5% are forced

aoc is not even close n u are are actually r-w*rded for sayin that. trump uses humor and outlandishness n aoc just says w/e tankies usually tweet

AOC is the next best politician rn and come 2024 or 2028 she is going definitely going to be your president. hell, she may even be your first feeeeemale president.

press x to doubt

your president

implying not American

thinks it can talk to us

*honk honk*

your president

implying not American

wait

so they really were Russians then?

You're such an idiot. Everyone knows that Jeb! is the next best presidential candidate. Maybe commy mommy could get 10% of the popular vote if he dies (very unlikely).

trump uses other people’s humor.

just like AOC.

i genuinely cant imagine what you think a tankie is if youre capable of confusing fucking aoc with one

she is tankie prov e me wrong idiot

no tankie would describe venezeula as a "failure of democracy". also tankies dont believe in entryism, so her very status as an elected official is disqualifying

like a w-w*rd she is lyin or just doin what bernie tells her. who is also tankie

epicly memed good gentlesir

Shut up fag

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Honest question, are there people who look at Venezuela and think what's going on there is anything other than a failure? Like that shit's very hard to spin in a positive light.

it's a failure in the sense that the us has been trying super hard to force regime change for months at this point and they still cant make it happen, if global capital didnt view the government as a threat it'd just be another petrostate that got screwed by the markets, i.e. in bad shape but not in a particularly dramatic way

Look at chapo

u r dum

AoC is just the padawan to the master. But she's definitely using the Force.

r-w*rded

Are you trying to say r-slur? Please try to make sense, thank.

AOC is REEEE incarnate. Shes the sjw you should b but you hardcore lack virtue. She is endless outrage in a invincible brown skinsuit. Shes the teflon maria god of the dead who thrives on your blood and theirs. Shes the shpurgh with the iron crab (vegan crab) hammer and youre all just (vegan) crabs. Trump may be a genuinely funny and charismatic 4d parcheesee full r-word champ but AOC shames him and shames you. Why arent you better? Why cant you be better? Stop laughing. Youre not better because you are the problem. AOC is the real fire and brimstone, the fiery latinx devilbannanabrand in a world where the pope shelters kidfuckers, the president felches norko Kims shlizz out of enemy russias pooter, and your fresh majesty the judge is a confirmed crybaby freak. Shame on you. Shame. Shame. Shame. Now stick your hed under the cowl and wrap your chapped lips around momma udders long thick chocolate teat as she helps rub that built up self loathing right out of your shamestick.

REEEE at what tho

"If you have to ask youre the problem"

i honestly googled that and a few variations, but the only spergout i found was this one

Snappy?

AOC’s role is ultimately to be a shrill scold and killjoy while trump gets to be a jet setting billionaire who bangs models and doesn’t give a fuck

one of those archetypes has mass appeal

why don't the super gay duo brothers do the same to trump?

win-win baby

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Commie mommy has a fairly good meme game.

Leftistcels can't make jokes without being kicked out of their shitty call out culture community that will stab them in the back in an instant.

that’s literally never happened to a leftist lol

have u ever been in a single leftbook group? it's a violent place

Yeah, unfortunately. Have you ever seen them kick a leftist out?

Humor is neurotypical privilege and it's time we acknowledge that.

Ed Krassenstein

leftistcel

What is it then?

libtard

libtard

Ed and trump are 2 peas in a pod. Both are scammers.

When Trump is serious, they treat it like a joke, and when he makes a joke, they act like he's serious.

This is actually why he won in 2016-Republicans took him seriously but not literally, Democrats took him literally but never seriously.

a 70 year old Republican understands and uses internet/ meme culture better than any other politician

just lmao if you actually believe this. daddy is such a powerful poster precisely because his rotting brain hasn't been able to properly process new information in like 30 years

Cope

Try Culture vs the Internet. Trump has mastered twitter like him or hate him.

im not saying he isnt one of the best posters, im saying that its for reasons entirely divorced from "understanding meme culture," which is just a weird cope chan types have invented to convince themselves a cosmopolitan boomer zionist is actually secretly just like them

He doesn't care about online chan types who are a tiny minority and don't vote anyway. He was able to weaponize twitter so that he can decide what the media cycle will be about on any given day. This is a huge (yuuge?) power that previous presidents would have killed for. It doesn't particularly matter if you win or lose the discussion on any given cycle. What does matter is if you get to pick the topics.

jon stewart makes poo poo joke: omgg!! Hahahahah! stewart Colbert 2020. epic!!!

orange man shares meme: orange man very bad 😡

I kind of wonder if it's just his dementia and mental degration has overlapped perfectly with the level of thought that internet culture demands.

It's all over for Bronald Brumpft.

They replied within 30 seconds of daddy posting lmao

Imagine not botting your replies to POTUS lol

Na, those fuck boi’s live day and night waiting for daddy’s next tweet, which is fucking worse then botting. Imagine your entire day revolving around waiting for a tweet to respond to.

Twitter Moments also said "doctored" as the headline

What??? This video is doctored? I thought Biden had a clone!

Link the tweet you bigot.

biden r-slur because he do yes camera

me and Mr Trump how say pussyhunt no camera

also not touch child gross

Is this a haiku?

They're not r*tarded, I think they're just Chinese

God that blue checkmark all up in that tweet, I wanna see the orange man tweet this though, dude literally tries to cop a feel on a pre pubescent girl and it's on video

https://gfycat.com/celebratedflusteredblackpanther-creepy-joe-biden

😒

He's failed at pretty much everything he promised, but at least he's entertaining I guess.

It's not OC, don't give him credit.

I remember those chants on the campaign, "cut those taxes! Move that embassy! Give Israel the Golan Heights! Let those criminals out of jail! Increase legal immigration!".

He hasn't been all bad and I'll vote for him again, but let's not pretend his main issues didn't fall by the wayside the day he got into office.

Based and Americapilled

seems like that happens a lot with elected officials, wonder why

Really makes you think..... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😕

The gentile dont notice because we go from red to blue to red to blue like ecery 4 to 8 years

At least pretend you went down that list he linked.

Remember 'Term Limits' and 'Drain the Swamp'?

He pulled out of the TPP. A deal that reddit had hated on for like two solid years until Daddy said he was against it.

Serious posters GET OUT!!!

How they gonna say he hasnt drained the swamp?

His advisers have been a revolving door of swamp drainage.

I think by far Trump's biggest accomplishment is that he and his most vocal opponents have provided the absolute airtight argument for completely removing Boomers from public life.

That needs to be a quote for the bot

Day of the pillow

Legalising "assisted" "suicide" for the elderly should be the top priority for any candidate in 2020.

hang on, isn’t that on Bernie’s platform? not even kidding

I don't really know, I'm only ironically homosexual

poseur

If I can inherit their juicy yangbux ™️ I’m in

As long as it’s a Mike Lindell “My Pillow.”

Day of the death panels when?

the only clear solution is death panels for boomers

Palin was right all along

Exactly, why do you think Obama attracted so many young and non-wh*te voters who usually never turn out? And it's no wonder that democrat enthusiasm collapsed after he ended his second term with nary a boomer gassed, just another lying politician who won't deliver

anyone who promises to lottery kill boomers has my vote in 2020

But the boomers still love him for some reason

I just realized that I hate Trump's supporters far more than I dislike the man himself.

I hate anyone that engages in politics with more personality than a robot.

He should just be honest with the 2020 campaign and update the slogan to “Israel first”.

He triggers da fuck outta the libz and thats the only promise that mattered bb.

true

Definitely. He could take video gaymes away and they would still vote for him to own the libs. Actually if he did that I'd vote for him.

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lol the economy is on fire and at the end of the day that’s all that matters to almost every voter

What a god

there will be no other daddy like that

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The pot calling the kettle rapey must be good for dramacoin.

Lmao the trump shills are downvoting you.

This is the best one btw

Those are spicy memes 🌶🌶🌶

Whats with burgers and their gross kisses? Who in their right mind wants to be kissed by anyone older than 40 anywhere of their body?

YAAAASSSS DADDYYYY SLAYYYYYY😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😜😜😜

🤪🤪🤪

💪👁👄👁🤙

Lol, Daddy needs to take a real hard look at that glass house

The right doesn't care about that sort of thing, whereas the left cares way too much about purity testing from woke blue checkmarks.

Trump is self-aware enough to take advantage of this which is why he's so good for Dramacoin.

This is true. Most of the right lives in states where they still rape their own cousins and daughters and it’s a common thing.

Most of the right lives in states where they still rape their own cousins and daughters and it’s a common thing.

Most of the Dems do too.

2018 source.

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Most of the right lives in states where they still rape their own cousins and daughters and it’s a common thing.

Most of the Dems do too. Source - Mon Nov 21 2011 post written by Sonya Rastogi, Tallese D. Johnson, Elizabeth M. Hoeffel And Malcolm P. Drewery, Jr.

Can't link it here because of no no words.

2018 source.

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Most of the right lives in states where they still rape their own cousins and daughters and it’s a common thing.

Most of the Dems do too.

Source - https://www.census.gov/newsroom/blogs/random-samplings/2011/11/[email protected]

Replace the @ with an a, because you know, no no words.

2018 source.

Imagine copying so hard you post this three times and then you don't even manage to post working link

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Nah

OK.

Coping hard in this thread with all that spam, stacy. It'll be okay, I think you'll survive this.

Aww someone’s getting upset. Don’t worry I won’t let him deport you.

Weird, wasn't it new york that some rich person got caught with the personal sex slave prison?

Nah

Yeah California doesn't have any rape or pervs.

That's the thing, Trump didn't suddenly forget all the baggage he's lugging around with him. He just doesn't care.

it's a wh*te house :)

Honest question here: Is /r/drama mostly full of conservatives or Trump supporters? If yes, why is that?

Nah. Mostly full of people who don't mind retards making jokes, even if the retards are President of the United States.

Okay. Thanks for the reply, bud.

It is really reetards all the way down.

the amount of ironic comments calling for genocide of wh*tes should answer your comment

I guess I don't read comments here often enough

>ironic

Those aren't ironic.

(((ironic)))

Miscegenation is not genocide you fucking pleb, its the future. Deal with it.

i mean it really doesn’t though, because both sides and centrists can all benefit from those comments for different reasons

subredditdrama bans you if you're a meaniehead so drama is like drama-anarchy

every last person on this subreddit is a radical centrist.

provably, empirically false.

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There's a lot of trump voters, few of them are conservative.

No its rational realistic people who see both sides as shitty. Just happens that the left is totally off the rails insane. The right is just normal levels of corrupt as fuck.

drama is fully of r-slurs. They come from all walks of life. Our diversity is our strength ✊

this sub has its resident tribe of DDF r-slurs, but there are a few chapos, a bunch of neolibs, radical centrists, etc.

It's more lefties have lost to ability to laugh at anything, everything is offensive now so this sub is too 'problematic'.

I'm bipartisan in my support for whatever political figure will generate the most schadenfreude.

Trump is honestly fucking terrible. Of course /r-slur/drama supports him. He accomplished nothing, managing to get less m-slur killing and border wall building than o-slur. However he did appoint supreme court rapists to make sure i-slurs keep their 15 mag rounds. Until the d-slurs get in power and abolish the electoral college, add 57 justices to the supreme court for life and repeal the constitution as they usually do.

Edit

We don't support any party, or politician. We support mayocide, bussy, lolcows, and Wil Wheaton's career.

Yeah and because they’re not allowed anywhere else.

We are an alt right neo nazi subreddit and only aryans can post here.

Kthx buyuueeeee

Oh is this where you use "cope"

Because of you, that's why.

We don’t care, just watching the world burn is enough.

I was waiting for Chris Hansen to appear in the background

Imagine losing to this person. No wonder libs are still seething.

honestly the one thing i WOULDN'T change about trump is his online presence

I dont know, seeing so many boomers in the responses must have a serious impact on my gen z mind...

He was literally the vice president when this shit happened. Why did nobody care then when he was groping girls on TV?

It would disrupt their narrative

We did, nobody listened.

Because it’s election time and republicans suddenly care. Also back then it was pretty normal to kiss people on the neck,

Normal?! Normal back in the day doesn’t mean shit today. He should have known that 2017 onward was the year of the WOKE.

Current year

Tell that to the people that are attacking others for shit they did in the 70s that was considered normal.

Fucking Dems made this mess, I’m glad it’s coming back to bite them in the ass. Biden looks like he’s molesting those kids anyways. That was never normal....

Also back then it was pretty normal to kiss people on the neck,

Is that what the priest told you when he took you into the back room?

No it’s what people who go outside notice

Sorry, Stacy, I don't grope strangers.

Sounds like it.

No shit. People who live in trump states only grope their sisters not strangers.

Trump states? Isn't that every state? 🤷‍♀️

No only the ones that poor mayos live in. They rape their cousins in those. The only way to avoid being raped by your cousin is being excommunicated by voting democrat.

Yikes. You sound kinda special, like you speak from experience.

I didn’t vote for trump so no.

He's still your president, sweaty. You know I was talkin bout you being diddled.

I don’t get diddled. I’m not a trump voter.

You're a real r-slur. Not even trying to be mean.

It’s not my fault you were sexually abused, but you should tell someone about it and get help. It’ll save you from having to project. I hope you get the help you need and live a better life. Xo

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Lmfao

Yfw u think I voted for Glomph so you can pretend I'm the one who got bad touched. 😴

Can’t even read this, is this some kind t-ranny thing?

Maybe put on your glasses, grandma.

Cringe

Yeah, you really are. 😴

Next time use kinder words so you don’t get old yellared by the bot, tranny.

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Yeah all those girls with a 1000 yard stare like they just returned from Vietnam definitely find it normal.

Most of the vids are doctored by terrified trump supporters who know what Biden’s about to do, and ofcourse the be@ner girl doesn’t get it. She’s probably fresh over the border.

You got it the wrong way round.

That shithole T_D had posted Biden being a pedo for years. It was only recently that the left wing media has jumped on the boat

“I insulted it. I am impartial.”

This but only semi-ironically.

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TRUUUUUU FAAAAAAR

When the me too stuff was going on people talked about him.

Because we hadn’t reached peak enlightenment yet

Donald "Grab 'em by the Pussy, They Let You Do It" Trump calling out others for being creepy

Donald "I'd Fuck My Daughter if She Weren't My Daughter" Trump thinks that Joe Biden is a molester

roflmao

We don't have video clips of him groping 6 year old girls.

COPE

We don't? 👀

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Lol Blackican Americans trying to spell

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HEY LIL DONNIE DUM DUM ROFLMAOOOOO

seething

YO LIL DONNE I JUST CAKED MY MOUTH WITH MY OWN SHIT HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES

Classic whataboutism

don't use daddy's own words against him, that's against the rules

More like of a sitting in a glashouse situation

Peak hypocrisy.

Biden creepy touch so do DRUMPF!!!

Sure buddy, that's peak hypocrisy and not the ppl who never cared about "grab em by the pussy" suddenly care very much

lol do you not know what hypocrisy means

It'd be whataboutism if he was saying this to defend Biden.

"They let you do it" is literally consent. COPE.

I'm voting for him now

Biden or Trump?

Biden, any man who loves himself so much is a man to follow

True. Can’t wait for the primaries.

You know that video is doctored right?

n-no

that can't be...

n-nani?

Yes

Trump/Biden bipartisan ticket when

based and magapilled

lol

Imagine, students in the future will be reading and analysing his tweets.

Some tweets will be the subject of PhD dissertations.

I bet it'll be the "thin person drinking diet cola" tweet.

Trump's followup tweet to that reads "The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage." Inherent in this subsequent Tweet are the many contradictions of neoliberalism. On the one hand, we have a man who is a hyper-capitalist. On the other, a vaunted corporation. The contradiction of the former critiquing the latter is an inexorable conflict that always comes about when capitalism is under discussion and displays its innate fragility.

Secondly, the phrase "garbage" applied to a soft drink that is popular among Humans of Pigment and is one of more than the President's three thousand examples of racist dogwhistle Tweets from the years 2014-2016 that the University of Fagmont Gendertard Studies division has uncovered.

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Congratulations !

You're now a syndicated columnist for The Guardian and NYT.

Forget about coding.

I need to change my name to something ridiculously exotic.

Jarrod Swaziffer maybe

And a double barrelled surname which is half exotic and half màyo as shit.

Jãrrod Qwikio-Smith.

Damn, that's pretty good. I'll keep that in mind if I ever need a Reddit alt.

Politics classes in the future will just be analyzing Daddy’s meme game and Commie Mommy cooking on Instagram.

Sounds epic.

How the Dems manage to make their candidates who give awkward handshakes into bigger rapists then a guy who has literally bragged about grabbing XXcels by the g-slurs.

It's because a small but loud part of the Democratic party actually cares enough about the issue to try to hold their own politicians accountable. Pretty clear that not a lot of Republicans consider sexual assault allegations disqualifying, tho they'll meme like they care if it's the other team. Plenty of Democrats are like that too.

Though tbf Republicans didn't elect Roy Moore so maybe pedo shit is the bridge too far.

If I was not a man of Allah and Islam I would perhaps find this amusing. But since I am I can NEVER support a disgusting infidel like him! He does not even support stoning homosexuals, how can Muslims be expected to follow someone like that?!

Allah Akbar

We truly live in the best timeline.

living fucking legend lmao

Trump supporters don’t touch people inappropriately unless they’re related to them

memeing

Sorry buddy, my grandson set up this computer thing. He shares these meems with me and we laugh and laugh. Not to sound like too much of an old fart but "your never old enough to learn new jokes" lol

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Its always that f-slur Ryan Hill and Brian Krassenstein replying EVERY SINGLE F-SLUR Trump tweet.

Fucking based.

Still and Israeli puppet, but based nonetheless.

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Notice the 97-D chess here: trump is subtly implying Biden is both (1) a g-slur aggot-fay for grabbing men as well as women and (2) a p-slur for grabbing by the shoulders and not by the p-slur

Presidential meme wars on twitter. We fucking live in the future

After his presidency's over I hope Don goes on a national speaking tour, reading his tweets live to the accompaniment of his sons playing jazz drums with their heads while his daughter receives a two-pint enema of fresh, whole-fat milk and stands on her head while naked from the waist down, spraying the contents of her lower intestine into the audience.

We could call it The Aristocrats.

the seriousposting in here

in case people were wondering why Europe is trying to ban memes, here it is

greatest timeline of all