About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.

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I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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dab on them harry

then floss on their corpses

the absolute state of britbongistanis

YAASS PRINCE SLAAAYY

He added that social media was "more addictive than alcohol and drugs".

He even wants to help us drama posters

We can't call for illegal shit, but if I call for Harry to ascend the throne, and then, as rightful sovereign, persecute g*mers, is that okay?

by the grace of GOD

Don't FUCK with me! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Gamers are nothing more than npcs, so isn't genocide.

wtf adolf shitler was right

Life is a curse; death is a blessing. We all must praise Hitler, Mao, Stalin and Churchill.

inshallah

He added that social media was "more addictive than alcohol and drugs".

A day after his people swooped down and nicked some poor guys instagram handle without even telling the guy first.

He hates social media yet steals a person's Instagram username they had for years. Stupid fucking mayo blood nut.

If he wants to help us first, he'd need to get a bulldozer to get these flabby asses out of the house.

Based and SussexPilled.

Succ sex

the man flew Apaches, he's definitely not new to slaying

Chad Harry vs. The Virgin William

Too bad that Harry wasn't born first. We need a based anti-g*mer as the next king, followed by his mix raced child.

followed by his mix raced child with US citizenship.

American citizens have to pay tax in America, even if they've never been to America. It'd be amazing to see a British King or Queen having to pay tax to America as an inverted Boston Tea Party.

I was born in New Hampshire, but moved to Canada when I was a kid. Never paid a single cent to sponsor the US DoD.

You may have been under the earnings threshold, but America and El Salvador are the only countries in the world that require citizens living in other countries to pay taxes to America. At the very least you're supposed to file tax returns every year, even if you're not earning enough to pay tax.

You may have been under the earnings threshold

Yeah, I have still a bit of leeway in that regard.

At the very least you're supposed to file tax returns every year, even if you're not earning enough to pay tax.

I get that told almost every time I cross into the US and they see in my Canadian passport that I was born in the US.

America and El Salvador

pretty smart. 3rd largest amount of illegal immigrants come from El Salvador. they're dodging taxes in two countries by standing outside home depot

Why does the El Salvador government force their people to pay American taxes?

Are you sure about that?

Sorry, that was a mistake! Citizens of El Salvador have to pay taxes to Canada.

All kidding aside, as an expat worker, the bitching that Americans do in regards to their taxes is hilarious to me.

Everyone in the world, no matter where you are from, have to file for taxes with their home country. The only difference between Americans and everyone else is if an American gets paid like over $100k a year, they have to start paying taxes.

I will say this, the standard for an American to be considered an expat is unfair. Its 330 days out of 365 you have to be out of the country. I think that is very stringent compared to most countries.

But to hear someone bitch they need to pay taxes on income over six figures USD...its pretty funny.

Idk one of my mates has American citizenship from her Mum, and she has to file tax returns despite never having lived in America (so £50 annually). Her Mum revoked her American citizenship because it was such a hassle, and apparently had to stand up in the American embassy in front of people trying to get American citizenship and state she was revoking hers.

You do not have to pay to file.

Huh. My mate says she does here, but maybe she uses a service or something.

That is most likely what she is paying for. The US tax code is moronic and its intentionally setup to be confusing and intimidating so tax prep companies can charge for doing pretty much simple stuff.

Renouncing US citizenship makes sense in her case. I generally don't recommend people do it if they ever plan on trying to get work overseas. For all the pain of having to do yearly tax filing, to me, it makes sense for me to maintain a US legal status just because then I don't need to worry about a visa when I get assignments in the US.

*only if you make over 100k

She can just recite her American citizenship and have the Queen give her a british one (if she isn’t already eligible, I have no clue about royalty and citizenship rules).

This is, uh, no.

based anti-g*mer as the next king, followed by his mix raced child with US citizenship.

the fricken dramacoin would be too much and kill us

why does this sub hate gamers?

King Edward VIII should've just stayed the course

Lmao is because he's not Charles's son. Dianna cucked his ass with her tennis coach.

Imagine claiming something is pointless when you're also a member of the royal family.

Wtf I love the british now

They're called Crumpets you uncultured dirty pig

Wtf I hate crumpets now

They're called targets in Ireland.

Based and Ira pilled

Cringe and subhuman pilled

Can't hear you over the rebel music playing

Back to chapo

because this royal born into wealth and power wants to dictate what the proles can and cant do with their time? im all for banning fortnite, but some guy who is rich as fuck and has no need for escapism shouldnt be telling me what i can and cant do.

SEETHE harder, gaymer 😂😂😂😂

i do not play games.

let me repeat that for you

i do not play games.

i merely am tired of these aristocrats telling me what i can and cant do. oh you were born to some retarded european family? so what? stop talking ... i dont care who you are.

Absolutely seething commoner. Aristochads are genetically superior to you (the inreeding makes it better) and will destroy your manchild games that you totally don't play 🙄

it is impossible for a european—any european—to be genetically superior to me. what gets me about europe is that we literally saved you guys from two world wars and you still shit on us and vehemently defend your archaic institutions. europe should hurry up and get rid of their monarchy already... smh

thinking burgers are genetically superior to europeans

you are as caucasian as the rest us, just fatter

the thing about america is that its not a race. you dont have to be white to be an american. europeans play more of an emphasis on race b/c they are stuck in the past (e.g. their monarchies, government censorship, and state-run healthcare). but blacks can be americans, whites can be americans ... even asians.

I can't think of a country more obsessed with race than burgerland, I'm afraid

Lol this is rich coming from a burger. Literally every burger race and nationality has to have a prefix it isn't just americans, it's Irish-American, Chinese - American, African American etc. And the whole world knows why to, it's because you have no worthwhile culture of own your so your "appropriate" everyone else's, even burger is German.

I can see that Latinx Americans are being erased again smh 😤

When will Euro trash learn to accept their Euroness as part of their identity matrix? They say Irish when they mean Irish-European, they say French when they mean French-European, they even say Pollack when they mean Pollack-European.

downvoting the_marx

/r/all cels OUT

I know for a fact that /u/the_marx is a leaf.

Imagine admitting to being a europoor

After the Euros did all the heavy lifting.

europe: gets invaded as fuck

america: comes over, does d-day, liberates europe, pays for them to rebuild

europe: actually we did it

“What’s a Stalingrad?”

russia wouldnt have been successful if it werent for, guess who? america ... we contributed so much to the war effort that we might as well have won it single-handedly ... i mean, i guess the russians did manage to throw waves of people at the enemy and waste their ammo ... but other than that

might as well have won it single-handedly

Lmao, ok give me one sec

https://www.historians.org/about-aha-and-membership/aha-history-and-archives/gi-roundtable-series/pamphlets/em-47-canada-our-oldest-good-neighbor-(1946)/what-was-canadas-role-in-world-war-ii

Canada literally did more proportionally than the USA without any lend lease and only an eleventh of the population.

You can’t just join halfway in a war that’s consumed millions of lives already and claim to be the most important member of it. That’s why no one took Wilson seriously after WW1 either.

Leaf cope lmao you're lucky we let you have internet

You don’t get to talk, you literally have french in your name

Not my fault you're an uncultured insect that doesn't know about the great Steve French

Sounds pretty homo to me bro, maybe check your bussy for bed bugs

Wtf themarx making some sense over here

Amerilard DNA is a fatty acid

Insults the yuros

Loves Marx

Tell me which shithole state did Marx spring from? Probably the bastard child of California and Alabama

the inbreeding makes it better

circumcised and pakistan-pilled

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when king harold the based ascends the throne, gaymer apologists will be the first to go

by DIVINE RIGHT

how can one novelty account tell so many truths? 🤩

thanks :D my novelty is keeping it real

You are my favorite whte mle from burgerland 😍

deus vult

Earlier this month, a GP told an 11-year-old boy that he was "prescribing" a two-week ban from computer games such as Fortnite

Good idea.

…and Minecraft.

GAMERS RISE UP

Excuse me did you mean “G-slurs rise up?”

CREEPERS RISE UP

CREEPERS BLOW UP

So we back in the mine

gamers

Where's automod to censor these disgusting words?

Succ sex

gamers are subhumans tbh. it's time for a purge

gamers are subhumans tbh. it's time for a purge

Let's not get emotional and go all commie thank you very much.

We'll just intern them or ship them to an island.

Or parachute them down to an island.

You pay for that because I can assure you, namby pamby liberals/health and safety-cels will make sure the costs skyrocket.

What if we did it virtually

Are you aussie?

Yes and No.

Me too, thanks

BAN ALL GAMES 😋😋😋

Why not just ban the kind of shitty parents who can't beat an 11 year old kid out of playing it?

Dr Amir Kahn

The Phd pugilist

When your parents are so incompetent that a fucking doctor has to ground a kid from games for two weeks.

Universal healthcare provider dabs on zoomer

Wtf I love socialism now

Based and royalpilled

Who cares what this ginger NEET has to say about anything?

NEET? Yikes you know nothing of monarchy

Well to be fair, he's not in education, employment, or training. Being a useless relic isn't a job.

You mean British Kardashian

Nah, that would infer that the Kardashian’s are the American British Royalty, and we definitely don’t need to be making these kind of comparisons. Kanye’s music is getting wack enough as is, we don’t need any British influence sprinkled in there, unless it’s a 21 Savage feature.

Now we do

He’s one of us though.

memedancers btfo

BASED

Abandoning the monarchy was a mistake

on one hand, i hate all inbred mayos who have the audacity to call themselves 'roalty'

on the other hand he has a point

Oi mate where’s ya gaming loisence?

/u/snallgaster try and tell me monarchies are bad now

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Why does Charles need saving?

Would you settle for Edward Gibbon ?

Of the various forms of government which have prevailed in the world, an hereditary monarchy presents the fairest scope for ridicule.

Is it possible to relate without an indignant smile, that, on the father’s decease, the property of a nation, like that of a drove of oxen, descends to his infant son, as yet unknown to mankind and to himself, and that the bravest warriors and the wisest statesmen, relinquishing their natural right to empire, approach the royal cradle with bended knees and protestations of inviolable fidelity ?

Satire and declamation may paint these obvious topics in the most dazzling colours, but our more serious thoughts will respect a useful prejudice, that establishes a rule of succession, independent of the passions of mankind; and we shall cheerfully acquiesce in any expedient which deprives the multitude of the dangerous, and indeed the ideal, power of giving themselves a master.

In the cool shade of retirement, we may easily devise imaginary forms of government, in which the sceptre shall be constantly bestowed on the most worthy by the free and incorrupt suffrage of the whole community.

Experience overturns these airy fabrics, and teaches us that in a large society the election of a monarch can never devolve to the wisest or to the most numerous part of the people.

The superior prerogative of birth, when it has obtained the sanction of time and popular opinion, is the plainest and least invidious of all distinctions among mankind. The acknowledged right extinguishes the hopes of faction, and the conscious security disarms the cruelty of the monarch.

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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Imagine writing this while George III was on the throne and your country was being defeated by a bunch of disorganized burger farmers.

imagine thinking that the founders were disorganised farmers and not Lords in all but name.

Being trounced by Burger Lord's doesn't sound much better.

Burger Lords were more British than the puritanical Hanoverians until George IV.

Now he was fat, gouty and lecherous thus a truly British king.

He was trying the "pretend you're just wide, not fat" strategy even before Chris Christie.

based

😱

And GibbonPilled.

An inbred clock is right twice a day.

The only reason they got inbred was because back in the day, people didn't understand how to run eugenics programs properly.

If there were eugenics programs back in the day then the entire European monarchy would have been humanely euthanized

Euthanize me mommy!

No, the peasants would have been bred for docility and obedience.

snally was banned from uk for this comment 🔥🔥🔥

this is why fxmoids should be ignored as a matter of policy. restore the monarchy, repeal the 19th.

MAKE 👏👏 THOSE 👏👏 G-SLURS 👏👏 CRY 👏👏 KWEEN!

wtf I love monarchies now.

This the one who's next in line after the queen finally kicks the bucket a year after Prince Charles does, right?

No his older, bald brother William will take the throne

Gross. When's the last time there's been a successor struggle?

I dunno but there were issues when Elizabeth’s uncle abdicated pre-WW2 due to pro-Nazi sentiment, vacations to the third reich, and a desire to marry for love

Ironically also caused by an American seductress

Time for a regime change in England. USA backed king Harey takes the throne, we fucking love coups. He even married one of our women

Time for Franz, Duke of Bavaria to ascend to is rightfully his.

And some people say England should not give power back to the monarchy

Yeah! I mean, what is the matter with these kids?

The next thing you know those Fortnite bastards will make a game where you cut people up with a chainsaw or something! Imagine something that violent being this popular?

It's not about the violence this time, it's about the addiction and it's effects, which unironically might become a serious issue with so many kids being raised on online games

Yeah! I mean, like if they put out a game, like that same company and it had all that! damn that would NOT be okay for kids.

Definitely. Totally didn't happen ten years ago already.

Gaming addiction is becoming a greater issue because a huge amount of kids are becoming addicted to games. You can't really compare it to the violent video game controversy. They're too totally different controversies involving the same target

Source your claim you fat f-slur

Also, unlike the past children now have ridiculously easy access to devices and at an earlier age.

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This.

Ffs what about world of warcraft ? Or counter strike?

Ive seen a chinese kid kill himself over warcraft..

Harry is clearly not attuned with reality..

Even if i had 20 billion dollars, im still gonna game all day. Lmao there’s nothing to do in this life.

Like imma go outside? Fuck that, why go back to caveman days when i can have 30 tabs open , porn , yt , netflix, and steam. And more ..

more doctors are seeing links between gaming and effects on both the physical and mental health of young people.

that is fucking bullshit fuck you you fucking queer ass bitch docs, fite me in game fágs.

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Absolute mad lad.

Fortnite: Is Prince Harry right to want game banned?

yes.

Prince Harry has called for a ban on Fortnite, saying the survival game beloved by teenagers around the world, was "created to addict".

still not wrong.

But is he right?

lol yes, i'm pretty sure there are actually studies done on how certain types of multiplayer games are literally designed around being addictive. basically anything with a color-coded loot system is designed in a way to trigger dopamine release in the brain.

My king. You will be the last mayo slain.

Gamers rise up. We need a declaration of independence signed by all gamers.

"If the freedom to yell at minorities is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter"

• George Washington

"All gamers are given a free lifetime n-word pass"

• Alexander Hamilton

BASED

isnt it already dying a bit

Oi mate you gota liocense for that fhortnit?

Fortnite? Wtf? Do you think British people can’t say “nite”?

https://youtu.be/cq-mEejECcU?t=69

The first time I've ever been jealous of the UK.

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First he cheats on his f0id and now he wants to ban Fort nite. Mod this man, he’s baste like a turkey.

that was william

Oh haha shows how much I know 😁

William cheated?

According to some baseless rumour on a cancerous social media site with blue checkmarks yeh

apparently

I definitely didn't think this would be a real headline.

chapocels confirmed to be g*mers

GAMERS RISE UP

Why is he not a mod yet?

carefullyhesahero.jpg

The first step to utopia

No wonder he looks miserable around his wife all the time, she took his video games away

YESSSSSSSS

Must suck to be ginger AND balding.

What they're carefully avoiding is how this is really just shit parents not parenting their shit children.

Like, take the goddamn thing away. Kids aren't supposed to love you 24/7. Do the right thing and make them hate you by making them prioritize real life over gaming addiction. They'll bitch and moan, come on reddit and ask if it's child abuse, but at the end of the day you'll win.

not a prince, a whole King. zoomers on suicide watch.

It's OVER for g-slurcels!

Most of us can't go play with machine guns at the taxpayer's expense so I guess we need our vidya.

Wait are you telling me a video game was created with addictive qualities to ensure replayability?

I'm shocked. Truly.

That will never happen. Because then parents would have to spend time with their kids and we all know that isnt going to happen

Epic should make a prince Harry skin to shove the request right in his face.

As a Brit I'm fucking lost as to how this r-slured ginger has become so w0ke purely by marrying a f-slur American who's only married him for the fame

Also great opportunity to shit all over Meghan, what a surprise we allow an American in and the dumb g-slur thinks she can just start dictating to the public

The 1689 Bill of Rights was a mistake.

HAHAHA GO AHEAD AND BAN FORTNIGHT EVERYONE PLAYS APEX NOW

What kind of simpleton takes advice from a socialite.

Imagine being bald and ginger at the same time.

great day to be a monarchist 😎

Can he ban Reddit too please? I miss having spare time for things like reading books.

ACTUAL REASON HE WANTS IT BANNED: Brenton Tarrantino aka the Christchurch mosque shooter referenced it in his manifesto and his brown Muslim looking wifey doesn’t like that. She is the puppet master behind Harry, and uses him to advance her thoroughly subversive agenda.

I hope their baby looks like a 56%er.

Oy moite u got a fortnoite loiscense?

Why is he so cucked? Is this the wedding effect?

I agree whole-heartedly with Prince Harry. Children should not be playing Fortnite. Instead, they should be outside riding on their ponies, sailing on their father's yacht, attending the theatre, or learning how to shoot deer and grouse with the grounds keepers.

Finally my dream come through