Build a wall and make /r/conservative pay for it
303 2019-04-04 by dootwthesickness_II
They're bringing seriousposts. They're bringing circlejerks. They're as smug as the SRDines. And none of them realize how unfunny they are. DEPORT.
303 2019-04-04 by dootwthesickness_II
They're bringing seriousposts. They're bringing circlejerks. They're as smug as the SRDines. And none of them realize how unfunny they are. DEPORT.
143 comments
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-04
Time to move to r/SubforFunPeopleOnly
1 E_G_Never 2019-04-04
But are any of the dramanauts fun?
1 Pinksister 2019-04-04
Not me man, I'm old-school drama and pure cancer.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-04
It's a dogwhistle. None of us are fun
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-04-04
🤢🤢🤢🤢
1 charming_tatum 2019-04-04
I'm fun, why cant I view this? This is bullshit
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-04-04
Can we keep the circlejerks though?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
Let them post but reduce their voting rights. How would 3/5ths sound?
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-04-04
I just like the utility of a bunch of dudes standing around in a circle jacking each other off.
1 xlhat 2019-04-04
Do you assume that some, are good people ?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
Whoa, let's not get carried away now.
1 xlhat 2019-04-04
You're right, they're all bad hombres.
1 ItsSugar 2019-04-04
Conservautists
Good people
MFW
1 --PM_me_dead_nazis-- 2019-04-04
No
1 xlhat 2019-04-04
Good.
1 BussySundae 2019-04-04
/r/conservative is a den of scum and villainy. It’s the place where based bantz go to die.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-04
This is a non partisan issue. For every conservitard serious poster there are three woke Mayo serious posters.
1 Anagalmeshshu 2019-04-04
Imagine being this wrong
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-04
Imagine failing at imagine posting.
1 Anagalmeshshu 2019-04-04
The fact that anyone genuinely believes there are more l-slur wingcucks here than r-slur wingcucks really shows how fucked the sub is
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-04
The exit is to your right and you can see your way out. This sub has enough edgy woke mayos already.
1 Anagalmeshshu 2019-04-04
You're delusional
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-04
Reddit in general is left leaning. Rightoid posters only have major influxes here after one of their shit subs is banned, but edgy mayo-left agenda posters are far more abundant. It’s the hard truth, most don’t want to hear it, but I don’t lie for partisan nonsense reasons. Don’t serious post and continue flaming me and we are good 👌🏿
1 Anagalmeshshu 2019-04-04
You're one smug cookie, man.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-04
Don’t confuse smugness with being correct 😎
1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-04-04
seriously. MDEfugees are starting to make an actual dent in conversations. shitposts are getting downvoted and unironic right wing seriousposting is getting upvotes. we need to do something drastic.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
It's not the MDEfugees anymore. Now it's just plain old normie conservatives who are causing the worst of the crisis.
1 charming_tatum 2019-04-04
<It's not the MDEfugees anymore. Now it's just plain old normie conservatives
It's hard to tell who's who now that they can't throw n!&&@ around all willy nilly
1 seenten 2019-04-04
It's been going on for months. Like rats they have to try and infest every corner of the site.
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-04
As a conservitard who ACTUALLY immigrated LEGALLY and has assimilated, I say, WRONG.
There should be a purge.
PURGE! PURGE! PURGE!
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-04
Nah I’m just anti ban, banning is the single most mayo act one can do on the internet. As someone people would consider a right leaning person, I’d agree rightoids have more of a tendency to lack a sense of humor or have self awareness. It’s on both sides, but rightoids are worse about it. I’ve brought sjws and literal fascists around to radical centrism, or at least being reasonable too. Like r/fuckthealtright is no better than r/CA, no one is making those “people” human, but the mayos in TMOR,SRC, and other not super extreme political subs, can be brought around.
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-04
Katbot you are an ideologue who will continue to push cancer on this sub.
Further, and more importantly, you are a serious posting long winded bore.
I hope the mods ban you.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-04
Mayos gonna mayo 🤷🏿♂️
Maybe one day you will be sentient
1 pugba 2019-04-04
get out of my rDrama plz
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
James Jesus Angleton himself would be proud.
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-04
Tyty
1 otherwiseyep 2019-04-04
real talk hes not even a lolcow just a suckposter
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-04
Yep, but can’t ban upvoters to my knowledge
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-04
No non-centrist can ever assimilate. You. Have. To. Go. Back.
1 tHeSiD 2019-04-04
we have too keep r/drama pure
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-04
The Day of the 100k approaches.
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-04
Here to stay tsar. Kick rocks 🦵 👶🏼
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2019-04-04
self deport
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-04
No u
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-04
Based
1 trappysaruh 2019-04-04
based
1 DistortedLines 2019-04-04
Christcucks never fail to amuse me at how retarded they are. Imagine actually thinking abortion is wrong, jfl
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-04-04
Cant we acknowledge that anything past 3 months is alive, while also supporting late term abortion? Like, what's even the point if you don't get credit for the eventual killstreak
1 martini29 2019-04-04
There's 9 Billion people on a planet that is supposed to support at max like 1 billion. Abortion shouldn't be an option, it should be fucking mandatory
1 --PM_me_dead_nazis-- 2019-04-04
Our planet can easily support many more billions.
Imagine being this retarded.
1 martini29 2019-04-04
"Can" in that everyones gonna have to live packed together like sardines eating algae and insect protein because the seas are dead, the air is poisoned, and the groundwater needs to be filtered 200 times
1 Higev 2019-04-04
And it will be fucking radical.
Only losers wouldn’t want to live in a cyberpunk dystopian megacity.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-04-04
Judge Dredd future when??
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
Fuck that, I wanna work for a Great Dragon.
1 CookAt400Degrees 2019-04-04
Why would you want a country house and kids when you can be shooting up custom engineered drugs on the 878th floor of a dilapidated concrete housing complex.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-04-04
it's over for agrarian-cels
1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2019-04-04
can we retroactively abort you first
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-04
Feel free to follow your convictions I guess? Anti natal people are fucking retards.
1 martini29 2019-04-04
I aint having kids. The only r-slur here are the people selfishly squirting more diseased H*mans out
1 Heyjoe1818 2019-04-04
Why don't you lead the revolution and off yourself first?
1 martini29 2019-04-04
nah rather play the hand im dealt. Have fun with the alimony and child support btw, bre*der
1 Heyjoe1818 2019-04-04
Jokes on you, like anyone would sleep with me.
1 --PM_me_dead_nazis-- 2019-04-04
cringe
1 Snowayne2 2019-04-04
Lmao the irony of you being downvoted in a thread complaining about seriousposters.
Downvoters OUT OUT OUT 👉🏿👉🏿👉🏿
And you're right, pro-abortion is the best position. Fuck pro-"choice".
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-04-04
oh look it's a eugenicist who has no clue what it's talking about
1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2019-04-04
The virgin mandatory abortion scheme vs the chad colonize mars scheme
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-04-04
Abortion should be legal until 18 months after birth. Before that it doesn’t even have the intelligence of a housecat.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-04-04
It should be raised to 25 years along with the voting age.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-04-04
100th term abortion should be legal.
1 ReadMyNamePlz 2019-04-04
True radical centrist😍😍😍
1 otherwiseyep 2019-04-04
just imagine if we could safely, humanely, and painlessly gas every one at rally with a red hat
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-04
I got a 3 day ban from drama for arguing in favor of post birth abortion.
Totally unfair suppression of my free speech.
😤😤😤😤
1 AwesomeWEIGH 2019-04-04
I keep my ideology simple, I vote against abortion just to spite women.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-04
Abortion keeps the poors in check.
1 automated_russian 2019-04-04
Yeah r-slurs (how we say republican right?) are dumb. Banning abortions only hurts their future election chances. That why demorats finally went pro-immigration.
1 EWDnutz 2019-04-04
Stealing this forever.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-04-04
Imagine meeting a child, any child, and thinking "it would be wrong to put this r-slurred little sociopath out of its misery."
Children really are just useless pains in the ass.
1 Mexagon 2019-04-04
Why is every selfpost always some butthurt leftist? Between this and spamming "cope" and "seething" I think you leeches need to start pulling your weight around here.
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-04
A truck couldn't pull some of these leeches weight.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-04-04
lol cause they are fat I get it
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
bitch please
1 arandomloser21 2019-04-04
cope
1 Mrtheliger 2019-04-04
You had me on your side until the second half.
C O P E
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-04
cope
1 --PM_me_dead_nazis-- 2019-04-04
Out
1 throwaway_999912 2019-04-04
S E E T H I N G
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-04
You have to go back. 👋
1 Muffinboi0509 2019-04-04
out ##out ##out
1 Muffinboi0509 2019-04-04
OUT OUT OUT
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-04-04
COPE
1 EffLogan 2019-04-04
SEETHING
1 betazoom78 2019-04-04
C O P E
O
P
E
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-04
Stop with this seriousposting.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-04
Ǝ Ԁ O Ɔ
1 xXEpicGamer69Xx 2019-04-04
i used to be pro open border until i saw pizzashill being raped by filthy mdefugees
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
Pizza is a radical centrist like few others. All of his opinions are fucking extreme, but they're so incoherent that they cancel each other out and sum up to centrism.
1 Milky_Stevens 2019-04-04
Pizza is a r*tard, but he's our r*tard.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-04-04
I miss his sp*rg posts. They're so few and far between now.
1 otherwiseyep 2019-04-04
also isnt he like antifa and mra both or something
1 redmako101 2019-04-04
Pizzashill Thought is a wide ranging subset of Marxism-Leninism-Kropotkinism.
Its primary thesis is that in order for Communist Utopia to be reached, the less intelligent (that is to say f-slurs and daddy defenders) must be shamed and derided until they withdraw from the political sphere. Once these elements, the t-slur and the DDF have been sufficiently "patrolled", a revolutionary vanguard may be formed to lead the remaining proletariat into a communist state.
If you would like to know more, If She Breathes lays out the case for dealing with the f-slurs, while On the Badness of Orange Fans outlines his thoughts on the DDF.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-04
this is scholarly
1 charming_tatum 2019-04-04
He's like a neoliberal Incel, I've seen him unironically defend Hillary
1 YEET_ON_THEM_LIBS 2019-04-04
He really is perfect.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-04-04
he's the best of us
we must secure the existance and future of the pizzashill race
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-04-04
after Ben Garrison drew all those lewds of her, who could blame him? Granny brap is the yummiest 😌😌😌
1 headasplodes 2019-04-04
Brain-dead take. If you want to cry about TD or CA fine but you think the boomers from /r/conservative are coming here?
Ngga what the fuck is wrong with you?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
This phrasing implies that I might be wrong.
1 Woolgun 2019-04-04
Conservative is unironically worse than T_D. At least T_D spends only 50% of the time whining, the other 50% they suck off Daddy, conservative is like KiA just without the games.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-04-04
But T_D is just so insufferably boomer I almost hate them more. It's like picking between different flavors of vomit.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-04
TD is full of boomers and based Basketball Americans. It's just CAnimals and MDEfugees that are coming illegally.
1 otherwiseyep 2019-04-04
the Donald posters at least have the excuse of being drug addicts and or paid by rushia
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-04-04
It's the "most of reddit is becoming alt right" schtick the coping smuggies have come up with to ignore their laughable obsession with a tinfoil hat conspiracy since 2016.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-04-04
Shut up
1 DinosSuck 2019-04-04
Can we just turn the sub into a sub for discussion about the royal family only?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
I'm on board with this. /u/Cdace are you with me?
1 Cdace 2019-04-04
I’m not a britbong so no
1 Mrtheliger 2019-04-04
They are to be referred to as crumpets smh my head
1 DinosSuck 2019-04-04
Listen here you dino loving piece of shit. That's the ROYAL FAMILY you're putting disrespect on.
1 Cdace 2019-04-04
What’re you gonna do about it you dinosaur 🦖 hating cocksucker
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-04-04
Imagine letting a bunch of inbred Germans as your national figureheads.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-04
Only if it's the true royal family and not the prod imposters.
1 Send_RWBY_Pictures 2019-04-04
Seriouspost circlejerkers should be deported. Sure, some of them are good people, but they're not bringing their best.
1 martini29 2019-04-04
rghtoid agendaposting is epidemic here lately. I think chpos are annoying, effeminate cowards too but half the front page is left right ulture war bullshit
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-04-04
We made fun of chapos so much the rightoids thought they were in good company
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-04-04
Yeah it is rediculous. I really liked this sub for the no filter banter but it is just retards smug posting and jerking each other off about sjws and twitter blue checks at this point.
1 whenweriiide 2019-04-04
I made this joke earlier today but used KiA as the funder. I don't think r/conservative posters are nearly as obnoxious as KiAcels.
1 whenweriiide 2019-04-04
jk it wasn't a joke.
1 AwesomeWEIGH 2019-04-04
This smells like a butthurt lefty post. Please keep agenda-posting to a minimum!
1 MG87 2019-04-04
Delete Jimbob
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-04-04
True. I’m tired of being down voted for speaking the truth and being cute.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-04-04
Some, I assume, create good drama.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-04-04
I doubt they come from /r/conservative honestly, in my experience most seriousposters came from 'political' subs with a borderline similar """"""""""culture"""""""""" to /r/drama's, e.g. chapo before it became total shit or MDE before it was banned.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-04-04
working on it.
1 betazoom78 2019-04-04
Throw the seriousposter down the well. So my subreddit can be free.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-04-04
Yeah this sub has gone to shit. It isn't even drama, just links to articles and tweets with liberals acting retarded. R/drama is just cringeanarchy2 at this point.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
I mean I sorta understand how this happened. It’s partly SRD’s fault for becoming SRS2.
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1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-04-04
Yeah srdines are completely insufferable but why couldn't they just start their own sub and leave this one as a centrist/laugh at everyone common grounds? The good thing about this place, besides being a place to shit talk, was that it wasn't an echo chamber and you got a variety of opinions from people who didn't base their identities on their politics and who had other interests than their retarded politics. Now it is just the r-slurs from t_d larping as centrists as they upvote/downvote according to their retarded dogma. Well I hope you enjoyed reading my seriouspost.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
Rather than leaving, we might benefit from SRDines coming here in limited, manageable numbers.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-04-04
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-04
Like treating C. diff. with a fecal transplant.
1 Woolgun 2019-04-04
I think it's more about effort vs "reward".
Why should I bother compiling 10 different links to reddit/twitter and get drowned out among all the submissions with only comment from Snappy, when I can link an article and hit top of the sub and 200+ comments?
I found that most people are probably too lazy to even read textposts/links to drama that's image/article submissions usually get upvoted more. The only way to combat this would be mods deleting posts like that but it kind of goes against the nature of the sub so idk.