tGif! new milestone broken. i have 57 reddit followers from goin viral

27  2019-04-05 by RandolphCox

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I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

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Hey Randy, for your next celebrity freakshow showcase, I’d recommend Chloë Grace “the fridge with the shoulder width of a bridge” Moretz

not even exagerrating she is literally the ugliest person in the world

Pics plz, I'm too lazy to google

u will just have to wait for my next post. takes a lot of research n i am only 1 man. pls be considerit of my time!

imagine a rat fucked a ugly human and the offspring perpetually looked 12 years old

You’re in the big times now big randy!

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here is a pic of a woman who is actually beautiful https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzIEA8grTW/ should be celeb!

why are Brazilians always so weird looking

if u do not find her hot u have low t

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She's about three chicken nuggets from her muffen top dropping out and she's a cyclist. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

honestly start powerliftinn get 8 hours min sleep. ur t levels are crashin n little hope for revival

liking near obese cyclists

You need to find your brain.

i honestly think she is one of the hottest women in the world

You are unironically an idiot. She looks like fat squidward. A big ass is nice, but this shit is just to much.

u ironically have low t like i said ot other poster. she has perfect bod. it might not look great later but none do. u would look goofy with her cause u are prob a twig with no muscle. also di ck too small

No you utter smooth brained Mongoloid. Her thighs are disgusting and her ass is made solely of cellulite. You have to be injecting heavy metals into your brain to find her hot. I know the paint chips taste sweet but you really should stop. Any more and you'll be salivating over obese elderly women because you think they're """thicc""" when in reality they can walk because their fat has clogged their hip joints.

It's ok to admit you're a chubby chaser. We can find you help.

she is not chubby. and she is an athlete. stop bein n incel

Her thighs are like sloppy Joe's. Your brain may be the smoothest object in the world. Gain some self respect.

There's enough meat on that woman to make 3 Tays, maybe 4

RANDY!

Heck I'm proud of you pastor Randy. Good stuff!

Congratulations, Pastor Randy! 😘🎈🎉