The (((vegetarians))) are trying to destroy good bussy

48  2019-04-05 by queerjihad

I bought some weird vegetarian "meat" made from chickpeas that was on sale because it's close to expiring. I made falafels from it and ate it with some beef like 20 minutes ago.

My stomach is in fucking cramps right now and I think I'm about to have explosive diarrhea. The (((falafel industry))) is clearly behind this islamophobic attack on my bowels.

12 comments

1  Senormisericordias 2019-04-05

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo? I have never paid to have a garbanzo on my face.

1  whenweriiide 2019-04-05

Ha

1  acidoverbasic 2019-04-05

Sounds like you got some much needed extra fiber 🥬

1  boyoyoyoyong 2019-04-05

Don't be a mod just eat meat

1  ironicshitpostr 2019-04-05

ok Mr. Esquimaux

1  TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-04-05

its over for healthy stomach flora and mucous cels

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-04-05

they are trying to destroy good bussy

proof: my bussy got destroyed

bold claim OP. post bussy.

1  SquidPies 2019-04-05

Post Bussy Chud

1  queerjihad 2019-04-05

sry sweetie, im too bussy to take a pic of it rn 🍑🍑🍑

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-04-05

:(

1  razzmataz 2019-04-05

I guess they don’t like tossed salad.

1  IamSwedishSuckMyNuts 2019-04-05

You shat all over your wifes' dick, didn't you?