Every year I sacrifice strays on a stone alter in the woods devoted to the pibble deity, this ensures fertility, wealth, and safe passage for my family and children for one year.
Despite understanding your point, and agreeing. I think dogs should have the bite to back up their bark, yet not attack ANY fucking humans and kill them with malice.
For that reason, I can't support Pitbulls. No "manlet" should be mauled to death, despite my dislike of them.
My neighbors had a ret@rded boxer like that once. Eventually handled it myself by shooting it with a BB-gun from my balcony every time it would have one of its spastic episodes.
It got to the point when just opening my balcony door was enough to get it to shut the fuck up for a while.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-06
I may be a 30 year old virgin who has never had a relationship but at least I’m not an incel
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1 thatzombieoverthere 2019-04-06
Based
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-04-06
They say the Pib Reaper travels crib to crib in the night, stealing the breath of the newly born and leaving pale tragedy behind.
1 Sadness_Is_Life 2019-04-06
My baby was torn into 100 pieces just from being near me when I looked at this picture
1 Sugardog666 2019-04-06
Pibble goes chomp on babies head 😍 Kills it with kisses ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
1 RidingMyKeyboard 2019-04-06
I think you mean: "pibble does a heckin chomp on a kiddo. pibble does a heckin kid kill. ❤️"
1 MoldyRat 2019-04-06
Every year I sacrifice strays on a stone alter in the woods devoted to the pibble deity, this ensures fertility, wealth, and safe passage for my family and children for one year.
1 Watermark03s_Daddy 2019-04-06
Damn bro Varg got weird
1 martin59825 2019-04-06
Ayyyylmao
I'm wearing a Burzum shirt my nigga
1 Cho-Dai 2019-04-06
Soooooooo cute. What a friendly smie. H E C K I N G O O D B O Y E.
1 bobbygfresh 2019-04-06
Die by firing squad.
1 strathmeyer 2019-04-06
Imagine getting jealous of a mutt.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-04-06
tfw your wife's boyfriend is a pibble.
1 ShakraDevendra 2019-04-06
Mogs me 😞
1 Inceltiers 2019-04-06
I mean most euros get angry over the US daily that hat uncommon
1 Trumpsmailorderbride 2019-04-06
Found the pibbletard
1 fernguts 2019-04-06
I'd boop that snoot, but I don't want to lose my hand.
1 Tralan 2019-04-06
The Breed of Peace and Tolerance.
1 garebear19959 2019-04-06
Meh.better than chihuahuas and other small dogs.
1 SomeWigger 2019-04-06
A fucking dog you can kick to get it away from you vs a dog that won't stop gnawing on your face till every bit of life is outta you.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-04-06
Only old ladies and kids gets mauled to death. Imagine being such a weak manlet you let a 50lb dog take you out of the world.
1 SomeWigger 2019-04-06
Despite understanding your point, and agreeing. I think dogs should have the bite to back up their bark, yet not attack ANY fucking humans and kill them with malice.
For that reason, I can't support Pitbulls. No "manlet" should be mauled to death, despite my dislike of them.
1 jacob_charles_666 2019-04-06
Lol, asspained deathdog shill spotted
It’s always cute when they pretend to not be bothered
1 garebear19959 2019-04-06
You got me goy.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-04-06
Shitbulls will be put down by Allahs might. They are the most unclean hound in existence and a blight on Allahs beautiful earth.
1 Laetans 2019-04-06
The guy your mayo girlfriend tells you not to worry about.
1 ShakraDevendra 2019-04-06
Getting a m*yo g*rlfren is basically asking to get cucked by a pibble tbh
1 phoenixgoldfire 2019-04-06
Based and dogpilled
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-04-06
I mean dogs got that great dick sooooo
1 martin59825 2019-04-06
🐕💄💦💦💦💦👌
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-06
¡DIOS MÍO! ¡EL DIABLO CON LA BOCA ENORME!
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-06
I'm sorry u/snallygaster
1 Poison_Root 2019-04-06
There is nothing worse than a neighbor with a barking dog outside they won't do something about.
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-04-06
My neighbors had a ret@rded boxer like that once. Eventually handled it myself by shooting it with a BB-gun from my balcony every time it would have one of its spastic episodes.
It got to the point when just opening my balcony door was enough to get it to shut the fuck up for a while.
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1 AbusedByWhiteGirls 2019-04-06
Breed of peace
1 Pepito_Pepito 2019-04-06
Are pits a trigger in this sub?
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-04-06
They are for 90% of reddit.
1 BreatLesnar 2019-04-06
Oh man, you done it now.
1 MadZ0mbie 2019-04-06
Put them all to sleep and while we're at it, do the same thing with the owners.
1 Spectre_06 2019-04-06
All I see is the goodest of bois.
1 SnuffXP 2019-04-06
Not really sure what this has to do with the sub.
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1 noxpallida 2019-04-06
Pitbulls are the pitbulls of the dog world
1 mixand 2019-04-06
who are the pitbulls of the human world?
1 noxpallida 2019-04-06
DESPITE
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-04-06
BEING
1 phoenixgoldfire 2019-04-06
13
1 IsNotAzizAnsari 2019-04-06
Pitbulls duh.
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-06
God they’re so fucking ugly
1 Pukalo_Reincarnate 2019-04-06
There is only one species - the dog species. Breed is a social construct. Any difference in behaviour is solely due to socioeconomic factors.
1 Discoastermusicus 2019-04-06
Who's a cute baby eating pupper? You are!
1 YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS 2019-04-06
hahaha get it we call dogs puppers!111!!11111!
1 Discoastermusicus 2019-04-06
Congratulations?
1 Discoastermusicus 2019-04-06
Lol omg dude your post history, saying hahaha get it is a full time job for you.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-04-06
Hey bot author, make the phrase 'honk honk' trigger your bot for the lulz.
1 YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS 2019-04-06
Lmao, sure
1 BenaGD 2019-04-06
Wtf ⚠️ mayos told me hes the sweetest 😡 I will f you
1 Sea_Safe 2019-04-06
CUTE! pitty babby. can't wait until he mauls my grandma
1 RollBread 2019-04-06
Pibbles and unrelated incidents.
1 scalar214 2019-04-06
Breed of Peace
1 Electroyote 2019-04-06
As a mayo who's left hand has been ripped at the age of 4 by an overzealous happy pibble, I can relate.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-04-06
Is it sitting on a prayer mat?
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-04-06
Thanks, /r/BanPitBulls is going to love this.