Legend says that this is the last thing a baby sees before death

800  2019-04-06 by ShakraDevendra

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I may be a 30 year old virgin who has never had a relationship but at least I’m not an incel

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They say the Pib Reaper travels crib to crib in the night, stealing the breath of the newly born and leaving pale tragedy behind.

My baby was torn into 100 pieces just from being near me when I looked at this picture

Pibble goes chomp on babies head 😍 Kills it with kisses ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I think you mean: "pibble does a heckin chomp on a kiddo. pibble does a heckin kid kill. ❤️"

Every year I sacrifice strays on a stone alter in the woods devoted to the pibble deity, this ensures fertility, wealth, and safe passage for my family and children for one year.

Damn bro Varg got weird

Ayyyylmao

I'm wearing a Burzum shirt my nigga

Soooooooo cute. What a friendly smie. H E C K I N G O O D B O Y E.

Die by firing squad.

Imagine getting jealous of a mutt.

tfw your wife's boyfriend is a pibble.

Mogs me 😞

I mean most euros get angry over the US daily that hat uncommon

Found the pibbletard

I'd boop that snoot, but I don't want to lose my hand.

The Breed of Peace and Tolerance.

Meh.better than chihuahuas and other small dogs.

chihuahuas

A fucking dog you can kick to get it away from you vs a dog that won't stop gnawing on your face till every bit of life is outta you.

Only old ladies and kids gets mauled to death. Imagine being such a weak manlet you let a 50lb dog take you out of the world.

Despite understanding your point, and agreeing. I think dogs should have the bite to back up their bark, yet not attack ANY fucking humans and kill them with malice.

For that reason, I can't support Pitbulls. No "manlet" should be mauled to death, despite my dislike of them.

Lol, asspained deathdog shill spotted

It’s always cute when they pretend to not be bothered

You got me goy.

Shitbulls will be put down by Allahs might. They are the most unclean hound in existence and a blight on Allahs beautiful earth.

The guy your mayo girlfriend tells you not to worry about.

Getting a m*yo g*rlfren is basically asking to get cucked by a pibble tbh

Based and dogpilled

I mean dogs got that great dick sooooo

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¡DIOS MÍO! ¡EL DIABLO CON LA BOCA ENORME!

I'm sorry u/snallygaster

There is nothing worse than a neighbor with a barking dog outside they won't do something about.

My neighbors had a ret@rded boxer like that once. Eventually handled it myself by shooting it with a BB-gun from my balcony every time it would have one of its spastic episodes.

It got to the point when just opening my balcony door was enough to get it to shut the fuck up for a while.

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Breed of peace

Are pits a trigger in this sub?

They are for 90% of reddit.

Oh man, you done it now.

Put them all to sleep and while we're at it, do the same thing with the owners.

All I see is the goodest of bois.

Not really sure what this has to do with the sub.

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Pitbulls are the pitbulls of the dog world

who are the pitbulls of the human world?

DESPITE

BEING

13

Pitbulls duh.

God they’re so fucking ugly

There is only one species - the dog species. Breed is a social construct. Any difference in behaviour is solely due to socioeconomic factors.

Who's a cute baby eating pupper? You are!

hahaha get it we call dogs puppers!111!!11111!

Congratulations?

Lol omg dude your post history, saying hahaha get it is a full time job for you.

Hey bot author, make the phrase 'honk honk' trigger your bot for the lulz.

Lmao, sure

Wtf ⚠️ mayos told me hes the sweetest 😡 I will f you

CUTE! pitty babby. can't wait until he mauls my grandma

Pibbles and unrelated incidents.

Breed of Peace

As a mayo who's left hand has been ripped at the age of 4 by an overzealous happy pibble, I can relate.

Is it sitting on a prayer mat?

Thanks, /r/BanPitBulls is going to love this.