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When keeping it neet goes wrong.

A judge set bail at $250,000. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, he appeared “defiant" during the proceedings and at one point turned to his attorney and said, “I can defend myself."

Because that wouldn’t end even worse than this is going to for him or anything.

“I can defend myself."

This is going to be amazing

It’s the most Amèricän story I’ve heard this year, and there isn’t even a gun involved.

There's still for that in the trial

"I demand trial by combat"

Technically not illegal in the states

Technically there is no rule against a dog playing basketball

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/trial-by-combat-in-the-united-states-2013-11

https://youtu.be/nniFq5k9QOU

Unironically trial by combat would be a good thing.

Or he's saying he was defending himself during the attack, which he most certainly was. The """victim""" assaults and batters him, he defends himself and withdraws, the """victim""" and his buddy chase after him until they see he is willing to stand his ground and they finally break off their assault and play victim.

Did I even read read? Maga hat was outside harassing people and in nostate is slicing someone’s hand off appropriate legal recourse for someone trying to knock a hat off your head.

And that's what's wrong with this country 😤

MAGAcels making meme a reality.

While you were taking gender studies, I mastered my chinesium blade

Ha, I discovered /r/chinesium yesterday. This made me laugh hysterically!

This comment reads like it was written by a boomer

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lol owned

It feels like that because I actually used drilling bits a lot, doing things with my hands, and know how they should behave. Like a stereotypical boomer!

While you'd probably have to ask your wife's boyfriend to explain what's so funny about the drill bit unfolding like that.

/r/Drama is a boomer safe space, go away, I dab on you.

This drill talks got me pumped😤😤😤. If I wasn't into buussy I'd ask you to be my wife's bf 😏😏😏.

Are you trying to flirt?

Why would I flirt with a boomer?

Are you upset and downvoting the boomer who makes you upset?

Never! Downvoting a Boomer is disrespectful 😤😤😤

There is no safe space from the ceaseless march of time Ancient One

Make Anime Great Again

What's the over/under on the assailant having posted to this sub?

I’m thinking he got linked here for T_D once

Where is Darq

She wanted it

There's nothing a womben wants more than to feel the cold slice of a master's blade

She wanted it

There's nothing a womben wants more than to feel the cold slice of a master blade

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Live by the sword, $perg by the sword

This is what happens when neckbeards leave mommy's basement.

Was the victim a mayeo or a ɓlack person? Cuz is it really murder if they are a mayeo?

The charges stem from a March 29 incident near the Church of 8 Wheels, a popular roller skating rink

A roller rink being popular in 2019 is the least credible thing about this story

Well it's San Francisco.

A gay roller rink held in a church is completely normal there.

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Rollerskating is one of the few Conservautist friendly activities. Four seperate but equal wheels, unlike forced diversity multicultural rollerblades.

In a different story they called it a roller disco which is even weirder since it's not the mid 70's anymore.

Some pretty crack reporting by newsweek there. Weird how they couldn't get any backstory about the proud samurai. Like the fact that he's a homeless junkie.

Cope

I swear those hates are like magic eight balls.

After a verbal confrontation, the 27-year-old Berkeley victim had attempted to knock off Bergland’s pro-Trump hat

whoa whoa whoa

who's the victim here?

Exactly. I read that and it's obvious he was doing it in self-defense. If the guy knocked his hat over then he was clearly just defending himself from the guy.

the drama when MAGA mall ninja gets out of concealed sword dismemberment charges because someone booped daddy’s hat 🤤

he was harassed. if someone comes up to you and messes with your clothing then you are 100% in the right in murdering them.

if you're attacked by an angry mob of Trump haters because of your hat ya I would use whatever means necessary to get away

agreed

Kill Bill

Kill Ben, fam.

DDF drunkard gets his feelings hurt and goes full samurai

what a story

Unironically badass, would he have been fine if he stayed?

Jesus Christ, that fucking title. This is what happens when you let 13 year-olds use Reddit.