Recently swallowed the walrus pill and am literally shaking right now before my specmorph help plz

18  2019-04-07 by PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS

I literally have like so many questions right now and need a safe space to ask loving caring people of all species and genders on how to navigate these next big steps in my life. Preferably other specmorph woke people.

I will be transitioning my species to be a walrus and it is literally a huge mental crisis for me so like I can't even breathe.

I am like a hyuuuge supporter of PETA and environmentalism. Like super woke. How can I source proper tusks that won't harm animals or like the environment? Like the synthetic tusk industry is so oppressive to many species and after being species woke its important for us to be as careful as possible on supporting the right businesses. I would literally change to a platypus if I knew I sourced from an oppressive source. Like that would be so suboptimal if I had to become platypus. Can you imagine what people would think about me!? Can you source me a lowkey provider? No subwalran tusks ok? I want to maximize my aesthetics to attract at least 9/10 walrus babes.

Like what really is the walrus situation right now on n-slurs? Will I have to live in fear of oppression from other walrus? One of my closest specmorphs tells me that the KKK-led Nazi agitating j-slur Israeli supporting US government ran a false flag dumping soymilk into the ocean turning the n-slur walrus population g-slur to keep n-slur walrus from tainting the gene pool and they framed the Russian mammoth population. Like seriously. The great walrus war saw the extinction of wooly mammoths. The enhanced skin modification is very expensive and I will have to start a gofundme if I can't get social services to help me with my transition. So like are walrus still skinshaming or am I safe?

Follow up questions/advice:Detailed training regimens for transwalrus to submerge for 90 minutes at a time?

What are the best PUA tactics to seduce broad beefy f-slur walrus?

Like my IQ test is low. Honestly I'm a complete r-slur. What are some tactics I can use to con my way into higher social circles as an r-slur?

What's the verdict on transwalrus copulation? Will my children be shamed by the walrus community or can they live happy lives?

What's the laws for walrus running harems?

After subjecting my f-slur subordinates to Sharia Law, how can I appropriately stone them for disobedience once I undergo flipper conversion?

MOST IMPORTANTLY: For those of you who have transanimalized themselves. Which species do you identify as? What about the steps you've taken? How have people in your life have reacted when you came out to them? How has your life been transformed?

Inshallah my brothers and sisters

5 comments

I assume you are already fat as fuck so you are halfway there. Should be a piece of cake.

How can i submerge underwater like all the other based walrus with all my blubber? I've already increased my caloric intake to 15 gallons of ice cream a day along with a constant intravenous flow of sugar so it's only going to get tougher.

What are some tactics I can use to con my way into higher social circles as an r-slur?

Have you tried transitioning into an r/Drama mod?

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