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I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

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Taken too soon from mom. Now permanently scarred into a wierd cat.

Who knew cats could give great head?

What'd you think the GMO catgirls were for?

killing all the virgin weebs who bought them in their sleep?

Now they have two purposes

kitty just wants to suck some titty who doesnt

Hi Shane.

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Aw this is sad

My cat still suckles in his sleep.

Forsooth 😿, good man 👨 , I never fucked 💦 my cat🐱

For such an act 🎭 would bring my cat 🐈 such strife. 😢 😔 😞

I've jested 'bout it before, 😤I know that👌

But I've never fucked 💦 a cat 🍑 in my life! 👴

I did not nut 🥜 on my cat 🐈 , that is bad 👿 🙅‍♂️

I could not do such a thing to a friend 😘👨‍👧

This spread of lies 🚫 is making quite sad 😢 😦

I feel my patience 😤😫coming to an end. ✂️

My oath 🖐 was to refrain 🛑 from publishing 📖 😳

Videos 🎥 on the world wide internet 💻

Detailing remorse 😐 and apologies 😭 🙌

But I can swear 👏 I do not fuck 💦 my pet. 😽

Do I fuck dogs 🐕 ? I answer that perhaps; 🐶 😉👅

But on my life, I never fucked 👌👈my cat!👍

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