Interesting read: u/Annoysthegoys describes his first encounter with mr Platy.

22  2019-04-07 by le_epic_xd_part_2

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That was a good read. Rather sad the one destined for Britain not surviving the war.

I felt its fur; it was incredibly dense and plush. It dabbled its bill on my hand; I was amazed at how soft it was, entirely unlike a bird’s beak. Not only was this animal extraordinary, it was cute. Platypuses are not long – only about eighteen inches in length, including the broad tail. It had a Donald Duck-like expression on its face, with the curvature of the bill giving it a permanent smile. And it was incredibly active and inquisitive.

omg I want one

Le epic xd handing out plattypills.