Homophobic woman rants about lesbian mayos checking her out

103  2019-04-07 by thisishardcore_

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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Psst whíte woman to whíte woman - when women of colour are discussing the experience of being women of colour our job is to listen not offer corrections or excuses.

It's funny because mayos like her don't actually give a shit about "people of colour", they just want to look like a good person on the internet.

Where do you find this dumb shit? My twitter is filled with comedians and news

People replying to said dumb shit.

Where did they find it?

Read the Twitter thread this post is about?

If you search for the phrase "women of color/colour" you're going to find stupid people saying stupid shit.

What about smart people saying smart shit? Do those exist on twitter?

I find most of this dumb shit here on drama. It's a vicious cycle.

Virtue signaling is a cancer that is eating the left.

Wow. What a brave, bold take. I'm shook.

Why do you even try to respond to me. You're the only rightoid on this sub that can compete with Chicup in a "lowest IQ" contest.

I raise you that trailer park druggie.

Nice tv show reference redditor

What tv show reference you fucking imbecile? I'm talking about the real, unironic trailer park druggie that frequents the sub.

Thanks for being a walking reminder that MDEgenerates are literally too stupid to assimilate. Next time maybe try actually thinking before commenting.

imagine knowing the names of the patients that frequent this subreddit, yikes

It's boring, milquetoast takes like these that you post so when you're ranting about Russian conspiracy theories and Bad Orange Durumpf you can try to make people believe you're not a standard left wing nutjob.

I don't care what you think. I believe you to have such a low intelligence level you likely don't even know what day of the week it is, let alone the ability to correctly identify political ideologies.

The fact you can even breath is amazing to me.

Weak bantz is a cancer that is eating the pizzashills.

This isn't "bantz" I am stating what I know to be true of you.

Uh oh he's turning it up now!

thats gonna be a yikes from me dawg

So edgy.

The fact you can even breath is amazing to me.

breath

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.

Yeah was a typo.

This is some darqwolff levels of IQ posting

How long until you start hitting on 10 year olds?

you to have such a low intelligence level you likely don't even know what day of the week it is,

turns out i'm fucking dumb i guess

Good. Let the cancer devour itself.

Hey I hate women too :(

You don't know what hating women is.

Yes I do! A girl broke up with me once so now I hate them all.

owned

what happened with the girl you made out with that was our sidebar for a while

Beckies gonna beck

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Fucking automod...

~Bl*ck dude’s~N-slur’s reply was great:

Of course, Olive here doesn't actually give a shit about actual struggles that "people of colour" face. She just wants to earn favour with us by coming out with self flagellating shit like this to show us that she's one of the good ones. Plenty of narcissists like her.

earn favour with us by coming out with self flagellating shit like this to show us that she's one of the good ones.

Where have I seen people of accused of this before?

Good lord. This reads like ad-libbed scientology-speak

I ended up in a bathroom cubicle with a lesbian checking me out but I didn’t catch on quick enough! didn’t know how to handle the situation... I did wash my hands before leaving.

didn’t know how to handle the situation...

You should handle it by smashing g​ussies

I just thought she needed the loo.. like me! So obviously I went first.

Hot

It was awkward! Maybe she just liked my cow patterned dress. It was kinda funky tbh

are you hot?

No I’m not. I’m Reddit passable. Face 4 radio n stuff.

nice

nice

🐄 for the 🐷

If she stared at you longer than 40 seconds, that means you live together now.

public transport

a thing that people in NYC and poor people use.

Or you live in a country which has good public transpirt so it's faster and cheaper than driving

God damn Ameripoors

and cheaper

a thing that poor people use

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What kind of idiot thinks they get rich by spending more money to do the exact same task. When your public transport is good, is nicer to go by that than car.

Yeah maybe in Denmark or wherever tundra you're from.

If I live in a tundra which can afford good public transport I dread to think what kind of shit hole you live in

Los Angeles. It takes twice as long to get places here using public transit and mayos are definitely the minority on buses.

Lol imagine riding a bus like a poor.

Ah, Los Angeles. The city where driving a such a pain in the balls you've had to resort to a billionaire digging fucking holes under the ground to solve it. I'll stick to my door to door high speed train thanks.

Yeah it sucks that everyone moves here.

Where do you live?

1877 when people were still riding on trains

Denmark- 16,577 mi²

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how tf you gonna get good public transport when we are that much bigger. my town has 2 colleges and good bus system cuz of that but im still an hour walk away from the bus and only poor f-slurs use that shit

Just put a bus station in every mcdonalds, complete national coverage.

is nicer to go by that than car.

Car - you can set your AC at whichever temperature you like, have it smell whatever you'd like, have the (leather, fabric, alcantara, whatever you like) seats set how you want, drive at your on own pace, actually park at the destination you want and many more things you can set and choose yourself

vs.

look at a bunch of smelly ugly people while sitting in possibly terrible bus/tram/whatever, wait until it arrives, only get out at set places...

Public transport is fine if you NEED to use it but saying it's nicer than a car is a brainlet take

Lol no.

Here's how it works in non shit hole countries. I'm not stuck in traffic for ages because I'm on the train track or the bus has a dedicated lane. Then I can charge my phone in the USB port or use the free WIFI in my comfy seat rather than cutting cut up by some dickhead. There are so many stops that you just walk a couple minutes to where you want to go. Also, people here know how to wash tehmselves. It's also about 100x safer and the train/bus is a nice and temperate because the AC/heater actually works.

You are so poor the AC in your car doesn’t work? Lmao

Fucking hell, I knew the American education was bad but I thought you were at least taught basic comprehension.

Brëxit-cel BUTTFUCKED by handsome, wealthy Åmericans in SUVs while rowdy youth yanks his límey pecker to involuntary completion and steals his public transit liçense. [52.21]

handsome, wealthy Åmericans

Misleading advertising again.

One out of three ain't bad

How poor are you that you think sitting in a stale box with strangers is better than a luxurious ride cranking your righteous tunes and being in complete control?

LMFAO at this poor trash 😂

How poor are you that you're you don't even realise public transport is better than driving. I feel sorry for you that you don't even have the option.

Don't be so jealous that the only car you can afford is a 15 year old hatchback that you don't even have enough money to fill with gas.

Stick with public transport until you reach a better tax bracket

How poor are you that you have to be your own driver for hours a day, instead of outsourcing that menial labor to someone less skilled, as god intended?

How europoor are you to not realize Americans want the CONTROL OVER OUR LIVES and only drunks with no option would give up their god-given FREEDOM???

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I'm FREE to make my own clothes like some rube but I'd rather pay some other rube to do that ¯\(ツ)

Claims to be richfag
Drives his car HIMSELF.

Always laughed at "people" who spend their last money on car/Iphone, and then eat shitty hobo-packs for the rest of the year. Double laughed at those who took the loan for that shit.

I'm a femayo, obviously I make piss poor choices.

AS IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN 😤

I can charge my phone in the USB port or use the free WIFI

Just like a car then? You can charge your phone. Or multiple phones. New cars have wireless phone chargers built into storage compartments. Or if you have older car you can buy it. Or buy a mini fridge (again some cars have them built in). On top of that there's ton of space in your car for anything you want to take with you.

comfy seat

So the public transport seat that's built to be cheap, take up little space, be durable and easy to clean is as comfortable as car seats?

getting cut up by some dickhead on the road

So this cannot happen to a bus?

There are so many stops that you just walk a couple minutes

TY for proving my point.

people here know how to wash themselves

Can they also eliminate sweating? Are there no loud, obnoxious, ugly, f@t people? No crying/screaming kids?

It's also about 100x safer

Guess it's technically safer, tradeoff being you have 0 control if something was to happen. Mechanic didn't do his job during the last inspection? Tough luck. Driver can't drive/has a bad day? Tough luck. Transport company bought cheap bus/trolley/tram/train with just average safety instead of some super safe Volvo? Tough luck.

AC/heater actually works

So you can set it up just like in your car to the exact temperature and zones? Heated seats? Great armrest?

Your pulitzer's in the mail

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Guess it's technically safer, tradeoff being you have 0 control if something was to happen. Mechanic didn't do his job during the last inspection? Tough luck. Driver can't drive/has a bad day? Tough luck. Transport company bought cheap bus/trolley/tram/train with just average safety instead of some super safe Volvo? Tough luck.

So you don't fly either?

Mechanic didn't do his job during the last inspection? Tough luck.

Yeah, which, mostly, happens with car-cels.

Tbf your roads are probably tiny, gas and insurance expensive and income is lower because y’all are taxed to hell for all this great public transport.

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Look at this Britbong thinking his country isn't a shithole.

Also, people here know how to wash themselves

I call bullshit

But then you don't get the group of basketball Americans blasting their music and dancing at the stop for you to enjoy if you take a car. How can you say no to that entertainment?

Tbh if I were to drive to work I hasv to pay $14 per day for parking I'm sorry but I have to take bus 😫👍

Imagine riding the bus like a poor person.

Nooooo stop 😫😫😫😫😫

So when you take the bus is there always one dude watching porn and jerking off, one dude who looks like he lives on the bus, some other dude blasting music without headphones on?

And one old lady doing her grocery shopping.

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No it's filled with regular people, I don't live in Burgerville I live in a small town in Australia 😫😫😫

Yuck. Even worse tbh.

Aussie pt is pretty good. And the worst you get is a drunk bogan having a loud convo.

None of that burger shit

I'd rather talk to a drunk Aussie bogan than an American. They're pretty much the same, by that least you won't get shot.

The worst I've got was drunkard showing up with guitar and playing Tsoi all the way through.

Also, imagine paying tenfold to be stuck in the traffic jam, all alone.

Ew, Australia

What town has paid parking? I can even Park in Adelaide without paying

Order an Uber like God intended.

And risk getting kidnapped and murdered? I'll just stay inside like God intended.

Imagine not having free parking.

a thing that poor people use

Tbh some countries have such shit traffic in the cities that you kind of have to take public transport even though you're rich.

LA has shit traffic but the city decided to make their public transit gross and super cheap so only the financial strapped and gross use it.

I hope I'm rich someday so I can finally idle my 5.7L Dodge Durango in traffic for two hrs in the morning and evening. Until then, I won't know I've made it. Contributing greenhouse gas is a rich person passtime.

good public transport would never be widely avaliable in most of USA except for big cities. We have an alright bus station in my town (got 2 universities tho in a mid-size town) but I live in a neighborhood and the nearest bus station is an hour walk away

How TF is a bus that stops every 100 yards faster than a car?

Bus

>don't get to decide route

>don't get to decide schedule

>have to share vehicle with the lowest common denominator

Car

>route is whatever the fuck I want

>it's in my driveway waiting for me

>no one else in it

How is taking a bus in any way better?

Tram
No traffic jams
Almost always on time
No bumping on the road, can probably drink a burning hot coffee or tea with zero chances of spilling it.
Hot at the winter, chill at the summer
Environmentally friendly
Will cut to pieces every f-g that stands in front of it.

How can asphaltcels even compete.

C0pe harder carlet

not american

Not important

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How to look woke on the internet:

1) Think of any slight inconvenience, niggle or pet peeve that you personally don't like.

2) Attribute it to mayos.

Surely that's the only explanation as to how people come out with absolute garbage like this.

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"Let's talk about how whyte woman make up so many false rape accusations against black men."

/r/wokemensrights

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"Let's talk about how whyte woman make up so many false rape accusations against men of color."

/r/wokemensrights

Shit there's some really great bait potential there

I am not even woke but this is completely unironically a real issue

femayos would totally side against Tom Robinson this day and age while pretending to be woke though. Progressive stack.

Not wrong

And mayoos take it, this is why the may0cide is inevitable.

I have a niggling suspicion that you are a niggardly nignog

I'm half potato nignog, half (((other ethnicity))), rolled into one great big Britbong pasty.

Lol I love it when mayos kiss the ass of the person abusing them lmaoo

Don't kink ahame

yo tho for real is the person who tweeted that no fukin mayo tho? she looks like a wh**e woman

Unironically mayo womyn would be tweeting the same shit if a guy was looking at them too long

Fucking t*rks lol

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They're probably staring because she looks like a man.

> You know, I had an old whîte guy stare at me for an uncomfortably long time, and when he finally worked up the courage, he walked up to me and said, "I just want you to know that I'm glad you're here and I'm sorry for what Trump is saying about you."

I am sure this totally happened.

imagine if someone actually said this to a normal person.

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I wonder if being incredibly rcist, massively cntish and posting stories about shit that definitely didn't happen will help disguise my obvious, crippling inferiority complex

every

single

bl*ck

w*man

on

tw*tter

You know, I had an old wh*te guy stare at me for an uncomfortably long time, and when he finally worked up the courage, he walked up to me and said, "I just want you to know that I'm glad you're here and I'm sorry for what Trump is saying about you."

Wait so Mayo isn’t a slur now!?😃

Mayo Mayo Mayo Mayo Mayo Mayo 🥰

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