Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
Then get a lift done, dpf and emissions delete, and a loud obnoxious exhaust. get a reflash done to cause your truck to run rich for rolling coal. Finally go buy a shit ton of those stick on skulls from any auto parts store just cuz
This will both cost a fortune and lower the value of the truck, while annoying the fuck out of anyone around you
I have met people who in all seriousness claim that the idea of driving themselves around is anxiety-inducing. Poor and completely unprepared for normal adulthood? Soylent Green time.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-08
Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
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1 Ashleychud 2019-04-08
Lol plebs don’t use teleportation.
1 niggerpenis 2019-04-08
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was pizzashill wearing lipstick for a second
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-08
>upon learning he can't beat the f*oid menace, pizza opts to join them
1 Dramatictuna 2019-04-08
What did s(he) mean by this? 🤔🤔🤔
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-08
When did g*ssy get so woque?
1 NapoleonBonerpart5 2019-04-08
If you can't beat them, join them.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-08
Volcel if you wouldn't
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-04-08
>implying pizza isn't just Goddess Nasim's alter
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-04-08
Too strong of a chin
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-08
I really shouldn't have been as surprised as I was at what he looked like.
It's not good.
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-04-08
really makes you think about who is worse: poors or burgers
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-04-08
Poor burgers ofc
1 Alpha100f 2019-04-08
Easily burgers.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2019-04-08
> actually leaving your house like a wagie
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-08
I would unironically love to own a lifted F-150 with Dualies so I can flex on the Cracker Barrel mayos as I roll coal onto that country road.
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-08
>f-150
>diesel
>duallies
Confirmed notruckz
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-08
It’s true, I need some help picking it out.
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-08
You can get those options on an f-350
Then get a lift done, dpf and emissions delete, and a loud obnoxious exhaust. get a reflash done to cause your truck to run rich for rolling coal. Finally go buy a shit ton of those stick on skulls from any auto parts store just cuz
This will both cost a fortune and lower the value of the truck, while annoying the fuck out of anyone around you
1 plurpnslurp 2019-04-08
Don’t forget the monster stickers
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-08
Don't you drag my sipz into this bud
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-08
Oh, I’m on it.
And for flexing purposes I was thinking of a Calvin stocker pissing on the word “Trump”
1 Pewkie 2019-04-08
Nah classic would be to have it pee on whatever local sports team
1 xboxking96 2019-04-08
More like peeing on the rival high school's football team logo lmao
1 Pewkie 2019-04-08
And that sticker of Calvin peeing on the baseball/football team you don't like
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-04-08
It literally doesn't matter as long as you have two pairs of truck nuts.
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-04-08
F-150s are fucking tiny. If you want to roll coal and flex on mayos you need to step up to a F-350
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-08
I have met people who in all seriousness claim that the idea of driving themselves around is anxiety-inducing. Poor and completely unprepared for normal adulthood? Soylent Green time.
1 CherryKirsche 2019-04-08
I just prefer reading in a train than being stuck in afternoon traffic
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-08
I got a giant truck so I can combine my love of reading, driving and being safe at the expense of other people.
1 CherryKirsche 2019-04-08
Reading while driving sounds annoying asf
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-08
I'm also usually brushing my teeth and changing clothes.
1 Alpha100f 2019-04-08
*laughs in tank*
1 sevgee 2019-04-08
Imagine driving yourself around like some pleb instead of owning a chauffeur lmao
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-08
They finally started enforcing the 13th amendment in Idaho as of January 1 :/
1 sevgee 2019-04-08
Not a burger so I'm not sure what that is but it sounds sad
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-08
This is an American sub. You're going to have to leave.
1 sevgee 2019-04-08
no
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-04-08
The absolute state of millennials. Driving is super relaxing
1 byKonzii 2019-04-08
imagine using an automobile when you could just walk lmao fatties