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He wore two left boots for the first 3 days of JRTC until his feet bled.

Happens to the best of us.

What's the big deal ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It's probably a really tryhard opinion but I love military banter.

I'm surprise they mock marines (he's marine material, they'll eat the crayons etc).

I thought the marines were the Chads.

Marines are surely where every meathead ends. The smart ones or those with a bit more will to live probably rather avoid them.

Oh, I thought the Marines were the elite or something.

They have the best marketing certainly

You don't send your best first.

Fucking TV.

I thought marines (Semper Fi) were the best.

That's just what we tell them so we can sign up more 80-IQ seventeen year olds to go be cannon-fodder in the desert. The cost of sending their rustbelt moms a flag is cheaper than paying out a GI bill to a dude who still needs to count with his fingers.

The cost of sending their rustbelt moms a flag is cheaper than paying out a GI bill to a dude who still needs to count with his fingers.

😂

I’m guessing you do a non-combat job in either the Army or Air Force?

seetheposting out of hodor why i never

Check out that dude's post history. Yikes!

tbh im not even a little bit surprised. dude is center of mass for drama posters.

Angry at himself but focuses his energy on others.

I thought that's what our modus operandi was round these parts.

Hey good work on the getting sober progress. One of my best friends drove into a shopping mall and now six years later he has a six figure job, a wife, and a house. Knuckle tattoos, too.

Haha this is great

Ooh-rah!

Civilians certainly think they are...there are much more elite units in the military though.

They’re talking about the branches of service. A unit isn’t an entire service. You know this right?

The Marines have never seen a machine gun nest that wasn't worth charging head on.

Oohrah! Devil dog! Dumb as fuck!

Im dying 😂😂😂

So are lots of jarheads

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marines are aggressive meatheads with possible tard strength
army are mostly POGs who think being deployed inside the wire or worse, a deployment to korea or some shit to counts as a deployment
air force are pampered lazy fuckers who think that being deployed to a base with army and marine standard housing gets you "substandard housing pay" (this is true, look it up)
navy are all F*gs, are bumming each other in the rear of the ship, and don't like to be reminded that they haven't actually fought anything approaching real combat in 70 years (plinking at sand wops and rice farmers doesn't count)
the coast guard is the rejects from the navy, and is looked down upon by everyone

any questions?

This is great. I love it.

navy are all F*gs, are bumming each other in the rear in the rear of the ship

I made it more readable.

Bummed In The Rear In The Rear Of The Ship By The Rear Admiral, by Chuck Tingle.

Yer a potter, Harry!

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navy are all F*gs, are bumming each other in the rear of the ship,

Huh, here I thought only The Royal Navy was into lashing and sodomy.

I thought the whole navy ghey thing was before they started letting f-slurs into the military. They still fuck ship goats though.

the stereotype stands

I hear the Coast Guard in Alaska is hardcore as fuck because it’s Alaska, is this true?

Marines are surely where every meathead ends

I don't remember the specifics but there was a study done (I think by RAND?) where they looked into the lifestyles, views, intelligence, etc. of the branches on average.

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It was a while since I read it but basically there wasn't a ton of difference between Army, Navy and AF but once you got to Marines it was basically a huge drop in test scores and education and a shit-ton more fistfights and legal troubles. Its fucking great.

There's a quote of LBJ about Vietnam I think, where he just said that they should pray for he never sends the marines, it sounds as if he was already disgusted at what they would do.

I thought the marines were the Chads.

When it comes to in-service rivalries and jokes, Marines are the absolute meatheads. They are specifically referred to as 'crayon eaters'.

Memes about Marines eating crayons on /military will bring out some butthurt individuals.

Memes about Marines eating crayons on /military will bring out some butthurt individuals.

No it won't. You literally can't mention the Corps as a branch without some certified brain genius commenting "DAE Marines eat crayons? yuck yuck yuck". it's so played out and beaten into the ground it reminds me how aggressively unfunny the average service member is.

No it won't.

Uh, yeah. It absolutely does.

I dont know, I see it all the time but I dont really see any people get upset about it.

No one does and all of the shit talking between branches and within branches is played out. It’s been exactly the same for 50 years. None of it is original. Everything every drill sergeant/instructor yells was yelled a million times before.

Uh, yeah. It absolutely does.

Meh. My grand daddy was making these jokes in the 60s. If you want real butt hurt point out all the rape and """collateral damage"""

When the Germans fly over, the Brits duck. When the Brits fly over, the Germans duck. When the Yanks fly over, everyone ducks.

Hell yeah brother! Cheers from lejeune!

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Memes about Marines eating crayons on /military will bring out some butthurt individuals.

lmao I've never seen a marine get bad at being called ret@rded, most of us wear it as a badge of honor.

Marines are good at PR

They are but they're stereotypically Meatheads who are good at killing and not much else. Hence the crayon eating and such

military banter.

TBH that is the only thing I miss being in. Really just the culture in general. Its the only place where you can get a multiracial group together, all be friends, and say the most racist, derogatory and inflammatory shit in the world and everyone laughs at it.

My dad recently found out about Project 100,000. Really explained a lot about some of the guys he was sent out there with.

The famous McNamara's Morons.

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Don't be mean, practically every comment here contains Аutism

Well, he's either the r-slur son of Jean Claude or Rob. It's definetly a Van Dam.

Yo, he is fast as fuck though. The man is 5’4 135lb pure dad bod and runs sub 12 just because I don’t think he knows how to be tired.

lmao

That's brilliant.

That's basically "r-slur strength" in a nutshell

Aut*stic super soldiers

Boy has Marine IQ

crayons are tasty, ok

The red ones are flamin hot

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During ntc rotation he was the gunner and decided “I have to pee now” so he whipped out his canteen to pee in with two f*male soldiers in the front seat, one driving one TC.

I took the high school version of the ASVAB back in the day when schools used to use it as part of profiling for career counseling for non-college bound kids (I hadn't decided yet and I was still a junior).

Well, evidently I scored in the 99th percentile and a few weeks later I had a drop in at my house from both the Air Force and the Navy. As the Navy guy was leaving I asked him, "So is the Army going to visit me next?" and he just laughed and said, "Son - they only want ret🅰rds in the Army."

Sure as shit, after that I never heard a peep from either the Army or the Marines, although the Coast Guard did send me a nice letter.

I scored in the 98th percentile. The AF wanted me but wouldn't guarantee the job. The Army also did, and would guarantee whatever job I chose.

That pretty much tells you all you need to know: AF is for more book smart, socially awkward people. The SRD of the US military.

All kidding aside, did you take the paper test or the computer test? My understanding is that the paper test is broken down more logically by potential job role and that probably has the biggest influence on who decides to visit you since they check that vs. whatever they feel like they have a shortfall of.

Paper test, this was early 2000s.

Same here bb

although the Coast Guard did send me a nice letter.

Hedging their bets in case you turned out to be not smart enough for the Navy.

So you have Forest Gump in your squad.

Imagine walking through the Hindu Kush and Forrest Gump runs by.

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Been having several issues with a soldier whom I believe is on the spectrum too.

Several times during ntc walked off on his own without kit weapon etc. Didn’t tell anyone his GOTWA

Shows up to drill late with no name tapes and wrong uniform. Also doesn’t tell me until then that he wrecked his dirt bike 3 days ago

There was one time he disappeared at drill and decided “I’m going to do a ruck March” he was gone for 6 hours

Can’t look you in the eye at all or understand the importance of parade rest for a 1SG.

During ntc rotation he was the gunner and decided “I have to pee now” so he whipped out his canteen to pee in with two [f-slur] soldiers in the front seat, one driving one TC.

Negligent discharge with a SAW with blanks at ntc

Told the command team he needed to be checked out, something is up with him. nothing happened.

He was late for ntc formation. You know why? He decided having sex with his girlfriend and Dennys for breakfast is better

THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN

Well his tongue probably doesn't get tired given that this dude supposedly runs like a motherfucker

Yeah but you know shes cheating on him when shes deployed

he has a dependa

Shows up to drill late

This sounds like a problem that will take care of itself

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