The Great Gυssy Question - What is the meaning of gυssy?

16  2019-04-09 by Woolgun

I know what you're thinking, ew gυssy, but don't click away so quickly, this issue is far deeper and more important than any gυssy can ever be.

I first noticed this issue when the news about recent slur ban on r/drama got posted on the disgusting subreddit named after canned, smelly fish. Simplistic, unintelligent animals inhabiting said subreddit were understandably confused by the complex terms used by much more evolved semiaquatic mammals of r/drama, therefore much explaining went on in that thread. One term, however, even dramatards could not agree on: gυssy. What is gυssy, does it contribute to discourse or can we just get rid of it completely?

To understand this term, we must first take a look at another word - yes, it's time for a bυssy examination.

 

Bυssy is a combination of words boy+pυssy = b(oyp)ussy, and it is used to refer to male butthole, usually in a sexual context, e.g. "I want to penetrate u/AnnoysTheGoys 's tight bυssy".

Gυssy follows similar logic of word combination, the issue is, what words does it combine? Is it girl+pυssy or girl+bυssy?

Girl+bυssy would, presumably, refer to a woman's butthole in a sexual way.

Girl+pυssy refers to, well, vagina - but we already have multiple words to refer to vagina. In this meaning, gυssy becomes completely redundant and disposable, and is just used to have fun when you get tired of pυssy.

Linguists all around the world ponder around the true meaning of gυssy. They are even split into 2 groups - team analingus and team cunnilingus.

Which team are you on, fellow dramatards? Please leave your vote on this issue to crack it once and for all.

11 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2019-04-09

This only proves that I'm not MDEfugee, downie, autist, or any other labels you cucks try to put on me. I'm my own party, army and a movement. I'm an independent, thinking, rational person unlike you dumb sheep.

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-04-09

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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1  pvijay187 2019-04-09

This shit ain't drama negga

1  Woolgun 2019-04-09

This is an important subject, stop trying to downplay it "because it isn't drama". You just hate women I bet.

And while we're at it, this isn't drama either.

1  grep_var_log 2019-04-09

Can you take this shit to your Livejournal? Thanks.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-09

This is all totally individualized. I know what my handle means.

1  Woolgun 2019-04-09

Yeah but what DOES it mean? Does Tay have 2 vaginas or 2 buttholes? 🤔🤔🤔

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-09

Exactly.

https://i.imgur.com/a0n5S2D.gif

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1  byobombs 2019-04-09

dude gussУ lmao