Radical centrist trust fund baby turned Tolstoy anarchist revolutionary asks the nihilistic larpers at r/anarchism what he should do with his large inheritance to bring about the revolution

115  2019-04-15 by Strictlybutters

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Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

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I really hope you read this. Right now, you're potentially the most important anarchist in the world.

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Fourth, and finally, you can fund a bunch of insurrectionist groups.

Peak larpshit

Funding their free-trade catering at meetings

To own the libs.

"You could fund a terrorism group then go to jail for the rest of your life"

Terrorism is not the same as a revolutionary group. Would you consider the American revolution to be a terrorist overthrow of the government?

Fuck, even commies worship the rich. They're just like me

I write essays on anarchism from an insurrectionary mutualist perspective

could you be more insufferable

Why are they all the bad guys in xmen3? Im so confused

mutualist perspective

Would you like to hear some of his poetry? It’s inspired from the plight of the working class.

lay it on me daddy

What do you think you're doing, pig?

Do you really give a fig, pig?

And what's you're favourite gig, pig?

Barry Mannilow, or the Black and White Minstrel show?

Genuinely curious; what does that mean?

It means you never invite him to parties.

I spew mouth diarrhea

Ftfy

you could start a giant commune. If you go for that, I recommend doing it in a poorer part of the world

Don't bring any Kool-Aid.

On the other hand, the inevitable movie about a bunch of fat white kids who've never worked a day in their life getting there and forcing poor browns to do the work for them while they focus on "artistry" would be great

Oh so it would be like Bioshock but everyone is 350+ lbs

lol reminds me of Samadhi Village from Something Awful https://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96390&sid=cdfc7035dd816b2894fca0a6eb64c624

I think that's the link to the deets, but basically some retard buys some jungle in Hawaii and gets other internet tards to help him tame it into a yoga village

Does the thread link to something or did someone just have insider info?

idk I think I fucked up and grabbed the wrong one, I remember seeing a post somewhere that had the whole thing summarised with quotes and links to the thread, I'll look more when I get home

In other words, invade a third world country and colonize its sovereign land. Do these people hear themselves?

Displacing native populations and democratic governments to own the libs

To be fair Jim Jones embezzeled tons of money from his poor black followers to give to the ussr after he murdered them all. a true leftoid role model

If that were the case their would be no distinction between immigrating to a third world country and starting a bunch of co-ops and doing colonialism.

Fourth, and finally, you can fund a bunch of insurrectionist groups. Once those get big enough, they can start picking up homeless veterans, squatting houses, funding themselves with reclamation/expropriation, ect.. I would recommend doing it somewhere with a weak state -- America is too strong, as of yet. This is the riskiest option, and probably the least good of my four suggestions. I just would hate myself for not including it.

Dude trying to topple a government of some poor third world country causing death and havoc to create your totally going to function Utopia™ lmao.

I think he means New Zealand. Weren't mras planning to invade new Zeeland. Maybe they're commies now.

When you put it that way it sounds pretty cool.

EDIT: Shit, this blew up. If you're reading this, and you haven't already filled out my census, fill out my census. If you have already filled out my census, don't fill it out again.

EDIT2: Also, give me a follow on twitter, I write essays on anarchism from an insurrectionary mutualist perspective

EDIT3: Uh. Huh. Well, OP didn't read my response. I guess?

This guy thinks the drivel he posts online is the most important piece of sociopolitical commentary in recent memory.

Edit 4: So um yah like venmo me - link

Edit 4: a word

It’s kinda sad to think that in ten years this person will probably be homeless and will look bad sadly at how they wasted their fortune larping as an anarchist

The one that likely doesn’t exist?

Even if he doesn't exist, the potentially millions of less rich kids who buy into this crap do.

What a complete sucker selfless, giving visionary

The first is that you could start a fund like rojava has. This fund strikes a hard, but amazing deal: it gives start-up funds to communes and co-operatives that need it... but it takes 30% of their net profits after that, forever.

Did this commie just advocate for capitalism?

Not just capitalism: Venture Capitalism. The beast that gave us the Juicero.

Reminder that Google management somehow thought it was worth investing in.

Anarcho-communism being the Juicero of political ideologies sounds about right.

The most beefy fruit pulp squisher to ever see the consumer market

i'm willing to bet someone in the company had a fabrication business and decided that the best way to get maximum profit was to overbuild the damned thing and commission all custom parts from his fabshop.

But it’s a co-op and communes. Those aren’t businesses. They just use people’s labor, trade on the open market and make profit that is given to investors.

Except, they don't really make much profit, the worker's run the co-ops democratically and the investors get none of the profits.

Tbf, co-ops are the closest you can get to Marxism without the whole thing falling apart from human nature.

I'll take 5M and give you 100% of my profits!

I'll take 5M and give you 100% of my profits!

Keep Tolstoy out of this.

Honestly, what is the end goal of far leftists on places like Reddit and Twitter? Most of them are suicidal transgender furries or limp wrist soyboys with no combat experience, so an actual revolution is out of the picture. They hate voting and charity so they can’t do that. So what’s left, show up at antifa rallies and bitch on the internet?

It's the same thing as the obnoxious atheist craze we had for a long time. The purpose is to feel smarter than everyone else and jerk each other off about how smart they are.

Just look at any thread about whether they should murder veterans or allow the reformed ones to aid in the revolution if you want to see some good arguments.

We want the pro-firearm smoothbrain meatheads against us, not with us

The enlisted men will come on over to the revolution eventually. They will spread their ideas. It will be just like in Tsarist Russia where it turned out that a majority of his loyal Tsarist troops were bolsheviks as red as their blood.

lol stfu nerd

That's was only after the communists opened dialogue and turned them to the communist cause over a period of years. It's didn't happen over night. Online leftism refuses to do this and outright rejects the police and military as class traitors without redress.

Thats because the OG bolesheviks were only slightly less retarded than modern far lefties

What would Internet atheists actually do IRL, try and convert people? Circlejerking is all they can do

Direct action.

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I would love this to be fake, or for the dude to be scammed away from his money. Imagine the salt.

can't get any money from them. They're giving all their money to the Chapo Trap House podcast already

I should become a far left podcaster to be able to get a shitload of money by just speaking to a camera

Trust fund baby has no clue the value of money, news at 11.

It isn't money you idiot, it's capital. Do you think he's going to inherit a bunch of dollars in a vault?

The fuck do you think you do with capital? You leverage it for cash.

Dumbfuck.

Lol

Yeah this guy is going to run his dads business like he’s the prince because that’s how giant corporations work lol

You really like to blur the line between baiting and genuine retardation

“Let’s just buy some land in a cheap third world country”

Not only is that completely contrary to “anarchism” but also I’m totally for it for the ultimate Jim Jones koolaid party it turns into.

They uniroically think that much money is enough to change the world

/u/beatmyyeet1312 are you going to use your money to lead the gamer revolution?