It’s over for snail-cels

63  2019-04-15 by Volhar

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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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Religion of peace strikes again

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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That's a actually pretty sad. I hope they can save it.

Ye shit looks fucked tho

It does.

That thing was built in 1163 and took 180yrs to build. I'm sad just for the loss of impressive archetecture.

Imagine taking 2 centuries to build a building 😎 I can build a shed in an afternoon.

It truly never began for snailcels

I bet your shed looks like ass. 😛

If only we could toss all leaves onto the snail tower of power

Snails don't like us because we fixed their language for them.

Garbled mushmouth isn't an improvement over fagguette

Tabarnak de câlisse! Mange de la merde, tapette!

Decriss! Decriss! Decriss!

Shut up with that pig latin

That said, a giant mosque in its place will be beautiful.

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inshallah brother

The frogs would have a shit fit.

Well damn. Here I was thinking Frogs loved being Catholic. I guess there's still hope for les Québécois.

Nah. The frogs have been almost religiousless since the Revolutions

Here I was thinking Frogs loved being Catholic.

Did wherever you learnt the history of France stop at 1789?

learn the history of France

Is that just a unit in early education? Why France vs. any other europoor country?

Canadian French love sucking popesicle so I assumed their precursors would as well.

Québécois are America's White underclass.

That would be the Scottish-Irish for the most part.

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You know, it would be interesting if the bot looked at where people moderated too. Then, it would see my /r/radicalcentrism.

a Muslim supports Islam

Wow

Couldn't tell if you were talking about the French or the Pepe degenerates

I think that unironically would lead to a war

Muslims vs Western-heritagecels? Sounds pretty good to me

Hagia Sophia sequel when?

Mecca 2

Add /s, pls. The sjws would like this

The relics and the holy sacraments were recovered so it's already ok

As nice as it is, in the end it's just a building. It's the relics and the holy sacraments they gave it its value.

I hope they can save it. It’s a really beautifully cathedral inside.

Going from the periscore stream, the best case scenerio is still pretty serious damages, place is big on fire

Yep, they're on the "recover priceless artifacts" from the fire stage

It's gone now.

I think it’s le screwed at this point.

Absolutely brilliant but that miracle isn’t enough to restore my faith. I’d prefer a water into wine deal.

Dumb bagguettes cant even renovate a building without burning it down

The fire actually started from an unattended police car that happened to be on fire.

Set on fire by antifa or diversity?

Probably the tormented ghost of Hitler.

So this is acceleration.

Suifuel for frogcels

No firefighters or water for hours, probably on strike.

Thanks, socialism.

It's over for gargoycels. (Actually pretty grim tbh)

I'm putting the odds as 15% chance of terror attack, 10% chance of drunk tourist commits arson, 35% chance of construction accident, and of course a 40% chance that the construction workers were smoking during one of their 3 hour breaks and accidentally dropped a cigarette while on their 2nd 4PM glass of champagne.

Imagine being so cucked that you have only has 2 glasses of champagne by 4:00 at your construction job.

Frogcels can’t even work right, the reason nothing Is older then 300 years in America is because all of our construction workers are on their 8th beer by 4:00.

leave it to r/drama to only have sympathetic comments when something bad happens to an inanimate object

It never even begane for animate-celz

Being this much of a faggot to not realize to lose this architecture is tragic and sad

did they not take some pictures of it?

I'm torn between upvoting because it's funny and downvoting because you're really rustling my jimmies

if hes rustling your jimmies that means hes making drama, which means you should upvote

not linking the Minecraft build

I'm observing this just as much myself. I can laugh at a /r/MensLib-er being forever alone, but a burning church makes me sad

Reasonable people post here, which is why this place is so good. As autistic as this place is, it gives a shit.

Curious why this architecture is any more important than the McDonald’s down the road

Tbf I'd be pretty sad if a 700 year old McDonald's burned down

Everything’s eventual

As buildings cannot have opinions, they are by definition centrist.

LMAO how did a fucking stone building catch on fire hahaha nibba just smother out the flame by throwing stones at it like how they do with the flaming homos

jet fuel can't melt stone beams

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn

Tfw you get all your news from drama 🤪

oof that electrician is gonna get it

Tfw u mess up at work and burn down 700 years of art history

probably welders those retards are always tapping into wiring where they shouldnt be

Fuck. Makes me wish I paid a bit more attention to the interior while I was there a decade ago.

Oh no, my friend goes to noter Dame I hope the fire doesn't spread to the dorms

Is too late, he already dieded