Man sues parents for destroying his valuable porn collection

20  2019-04-15 by AStartlingStatement

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has this nigga heard of the internet

this man collects only the rarest and most elite pornography

none of this hokey modern digital rubbish for him

He has patrician tastes i see

you haven't wanked until you've wanked to attic red-figure pottery

Apparently you're right, actually:

The man later reached out to investigators again, allegedly sending one officer 44 emails listing movies he said his parents had destroyed, many of which he claimed were valuable, difficult-to-get films.

Reading between the lines, I'm seeing "disturbing and extremely niche porn".

collecting porn physically

Current year

Boomercide when?

Darkwolf?

"if you don't have it, it is gone. Ditto for your sex toys and smutty magazines."

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His father also said in the email that it "took quite a while" to destroy 12 moving boxes full of pornography and two boxes of "sex toys."

If anyone ever feels like they are a disappointment to their parents maybe picture this father's face as he spends an entire morning destroying 12 boxes full of his son's porn magazines, videotapes and fleshlights.