Closing the sub wasn't OK

138  2019-04-15 by PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

18 comments

1  BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-15

C👏O👏P👏E unapproved submittercel

1  PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-04-15

It's actually a pretty rare showing of good decision making on the mods part keeping me away

1  [deleted] 2019-04-15

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1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-15

Shut up, nerd

1  BenaGD 2019-04-15

Hahahahaha

1  Dildokin 2019-04-15

Imagine not knowing this is a chapo pasta

1  YourWaifuisShit666 2019-04-15

this but post ironically

1  employee10038080 2019-04-15

Also can we ban the slurs, !ncel and ret*Ard? It's very hurtful to some of us

1  -DeadHead- 2019-04-15

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/bcu0bz/closing_the_sub_to_reeeeeeeeee_wasnt_ok/

2 days ago. You unapprovedcels are so unoriginal smh.

1  MPHJ-7 2019-04-15

I almost fell for it.

Almost.

1  mcslibbin 2019-04-15

How

1  kaczynskireborn 2019-04-15

The blackouts are necessary to help you NEETs adapt for the anprim revolution. You should be glad you get the internet at all tbh

1  Rosaarch 2019-04-15

Someone should repost this in Chapo and see they are retarded enough to think this was made unironically.

1  Plexipus 2019-04-15

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she's gonna pop and moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob we're her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You're both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on your cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches its climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy.

As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

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1  Mistr_MADness 2019-04-15

Just now realized this copypasta is a reference to Neutral Milk Hotel

1  Plexipus 2019-04-15

Great. Now I feel dirty for posting that

1  Smellylegmeat 2019-04-15

As much as I missed all u fuckin losers and was shaking from /r/drama withdrawals I still didn’t even peek into SRD. Should I be proud or ashamed?