Daddy gets tired of politics, decides to become a firefighter

127  2019-04-15 by dootwthesickness_II

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Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

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What does this mean???

I think he means:

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Flying mommy milkers.

No no no no no i'm crying and shaking trump would never say that wtf is going on oh god oh fuck

Are DDF attempting to argue with their extensive fire fighting knowledge that a water tanker that flies would have put out the fire or are just ignoring it.

They're busy finding ways Muslims are responsible for some frog fucking up his renovation job.

I thought you were kidding so I checked out t_d and sure enough, that's exactly what is happening 😂

God forbid the French ever invent sky scrapers. It would look like a Burning Man festival every week.

La Defense has loads of tall and wide sky scrappers

It can be both tbh.

False. All Euro construction work is done by Polacks. We all know French muzzies don't have jobs.

What trump said is pretty stupid but you’ve definitely managed to one up him by implying there’s no such things as planes designed to stop water on fires.

"Pierre, the roof of the 800 year old church you're in the middle of renovating has tragically caught fire, how will you fix it and preserve the building?"

"hon hon hon we shall droop ze thousands of kilogrammes of waterh from ze sky right on top of et, zurely dat won't collapse ze entire ceiling"

Galaxy brain take there mate.

Are you illiterate? I just called his plan stupid.

implying there’s no such things as planes designed to drop water on fires.

nobody said this ya dingus.

You and trump might be able to go halves on English lessons.

It’s a horrendous, stupid idea that’s exactly what you’d expect from Daddy, but when he posted it, they were literally just spraying a single hose at the massive fire

Nothing like dropping an immense weight of water onto a frail crumbling structure. That will sure save it. There's a reason they only use these planes to fight wildfires...

Leave it to Paris to be the most dangerous city to start a fire in. Literally the center of the city has no way of getting a single firetruck to it for around an hour. In the same amount of time as Paris took to get a hose on a ten story building, the firefighters of New York were already up on the 80th floor of the World Trade Center nearly two decades prior.

Nobody crashed a plane into the Notre Dame. It apparently was set alight by a construction accident, so there was a lot more time to react.

I don't know how people don't allow guns in Paris. If firefighters can't make it to the center of the city in an hour, how can the police get to your side street within 5 minutes?

Is it fair to say that some of the road planning in Paris was done in Roman times?

The Romans built aqueducts from water sources miles away. The French seem to be blaming the fact that they couldn't deliver water from the river literally metres away.

Gotta work in the three three hour breaks

Not really. The current design from the late 1800s basically destroyed most of the Medival old town, the industrial revolution tenements, and the Roman quarters were few to begin with. The issue is the radial spoke and hub street layout in the age of the motor vehicle and long ass for trucks.

Exactly,it was designed for horse carriages and walking.

And their version of rickshaws.

It's a fun town but their devotion to form really limits evolution of transportation.

Tons of immigration doesn’t help.

I'm convinced trump intentionally says dumb shit just to keep all eyes on him.

It weeds out the seriousposters.

Shaping the narrative

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Epic fail 🤣

I think you're probably wrong. The real reason you see him tweeting shit like this constantly is because he's dunning-kruger incarnate.

That should have been clear around the time he got in a twitter fight with US military generals and declared they didn't understand strategy and he did.

He's a really low ability guy with very little if any knowledge on most subjects, but he's also a narcissist and thinks he's a genius.

Sometimes when people with no expertise on a subject first think about it they start making suggestions they assume nobody has thought of, really low-level suggestions actual experts have clearly already thought of.

It really does weed out the seriousposters. OP was very obviously being ironic

This ironically.

you are writing paragraph after paragraph about donald trump in a sub of 10 people

hes already won

You're entitled to your own opinions.

Great 'let them eat cake' moment from Trump here. Rich people know everything about everything.

what is dad talking about? i feel like he's memeing again.

deport all boomers from the internet

That's my daddy!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

That fuckin' Ryan hill guy is on every single one of daddy's tweets.

Rent free.

Is there any problem this man cannot solve? We are truly lucky to have such a Renaissance Man in the White House.

It's like how Kim Jong Un can go out and visit some random factory and just tell them off the top of head how they can make their process more efficient. No wonder they get along so well together. They're both savants.

This isn't the first time Daddy has dabbled in firefighting. He also said that raking leaves would stop wildfires.

Lol I remember, I'm sure Finland got some good memes out of that.

Isn't that literally true tho

No you mongoloid it isn’t.

He drove a fire truck on 9/11. Not something the media will ever admit

proof

Nah dawg. We gonna stand around

-fire fighters in whereever the notre dame thing is.

Hope Norte Dame paid their fire bill.

France, land of the defeatists even in firefighting, apparently

He's doing this so he can live rent free in our heads.

This should be how we deal with Daddy.

What a beautiful vision. Tweeting into the void as his weirdly shaped flesh prison fades into the void.