tHiS bUt uNiRoNiCaLlY

212  2019-04-15 by ChipotleMayocide

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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taking a dick up the ass and getting your dick sucked is the best centrist position.

I'm passionate and biased for the truth

anyone claiming to dip on passions and biases is lying and likely has a weird dick

This is absolutely true about this subreddit as a whole, but not true about any one individual in it. Ponder that bullshit for a few minutes and realize the paradoxical nature of reality, bitch.

I have to admit, I almost ate this pasta

Pickle rick philosophy right here

What the fuck is this zoomer reddit tier shit doing here? Take a few days off, banned.

I don’t even care, this is delicious pasta.

This but unironically.

T H I S

this but without a shred of sarcasm

Tbh this actually

Jesse Singal more like Jesse Single

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Jessie Singal and I go to speed run events and assault white TiMs while singing Horst-Wessel-Lied. We are both big time transmysognists and we hate Jazz Jennings.

Keep up the good work