The Virgin Daddy's Boy Coach's Kid vs the Chad Starbury

5  2019-04-15 by MrGoodieMob

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This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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Starbury's twitter account is going so hard I don't think Gottleib will survive. For those lucky enough to not know, Gottleib is a hack broadcaster who only ever played college ball because his daddy was a connected coach. He played at Notre Dame but was kicked out for stealing credit cards. Then he sucked shit at Oklahoma State and flamed out to be a hack broadcaster.

Starbury was an All-NBA player who started his own shoe company that was pretty successful until he had a mid career mental breakdown and livestreamed himself eating vasiline and acting insane. He resurrected his career in China - like Jordan levels in their leage - they built a statue for him.

This incident happened at an all american HS camp in the late 80's, in front of every college coach in the country.