MAGAthot mocks pale, pudgy manbaby crying at Star Wars Teaser. Hits capeshit and cargo shorts in the crossfire. Gamers RISE UP and REEEEEEEEEE at the cyberbullying.

91  2019-04-15 by Funkyduffy

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I love how defensive cargo-short-cels are of their stupid pants.

Hey, you can never go wrong with extra pockets

Cargo shorts are the most unflattering, juvenile, disgusting item of clothing I know of. When I see people in public wearing cargo shorts I steer clear of them as I would an unwashed vagrant; I can sense the lack of self-respect and maturity like a foul smell.

Cargo shorts are redolent of boring conversations where the other person speaks over you incessantly about things you don't care about, with no regard for social custom and decency. They go with ill-fitting tshirts and ugly, unstyled hair, a dress 'sense' only appropriate for pre-teens and adults doing manual labour in hot temperatures.

Cargo shorts radiate autism and social ineptitude. Being seen in them lowers your attractiveness as both a romantic partner and friend. Successful people will avoid you like the plague, dooming you to a life of grovelling mediocrity. If you wear cargo shorts, reevaluate your life.

I think they're hot.

please do everyone a favor and burn on a cross p l e a s e

We can't all have good taste

Absolute based. If you're wearing cargo shorts and you're literally anyone other than an electrician making use of all 12 pockets then should officially be diagnosed as socially retarded.

However, I will also encourage cargo-shorts-wearers to follow their dreams because it saves me so much time. Chain wallets, anything within the fedora-trilby family, and t-shirts with """funny""" sayings on them make up a few of the other items on the list of social damnation.

Wow you people are so mean 😭😭

Good thing you'll have room for all those years with your fifty pockets.

Haha joke's on you, I only have 7 pockets on my shorts 😎😎

Paging u/snapshillbot

Do sweat pants next

Any man who can't dress decently screams 'I don't have my act together'. Dressing as a man is literally the easiest thing in the world. Wear an Oxford shirt with cotton pants, bam you look you came straight out of a fashion magazine.

Example 1

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Now post pics of the guys in Male fashion doing it do prove yourself wrong.

This is on the front page of "male" fashion.

I'm not sure if they are the authority on what you should wear.

That's the joke.

Theres a point where you realize more pockets are nice but wearing it looks retarded so you don't. Like a fanny pack.

Having more space for my autism really fits my character.

Gotta have enough space for your tendies

How else are you supposed to carry your gameboy and magic cards?

Up the ass like the rest of us adults you nerd

Say what you want about cargo shorts, at least they aren't utilikilts.

Utilikilts are so fucking stupid they wrap around to Chad.

Say what you want about modern kilts, the ancient kilt wearers would’ve totally fucked your mom.

I couldn’t tell if the heavy breathing at the start was him or the trailer. Turned out to be both.

"Cargo shorts, lawlz" ~ Women with zero pockets in their entire wardrobe, and are completely fucking useless as human beings anywhere outside of the home.

Oof, yikes! I'm sensing a lot of toxic masculinity coming from you

Tone down the misogyny sweaty

I'm sure the cargo shorted gentlemen are of extreme use to the people around them.

This assumed that the cargo shorts demographic actually puts useful things in their pockets instead of their 3DS and trading cards

Ooo, this is interesting. The cargo-shorts-wearing capeshit demographic is half MAGA KIAtard and half soyboy SJWfag, so there should be a lot of in-fighting among the both the MAGA guys and the capeshit guys.

More infighting than a bunch of muhammads trying to stake their claims on a herd of fresh goat loveholes

Gamers complaining about cyber bullying and harassment is a fucking hilarious bit.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

This but unironically gas the gamers fag war now

People saying things about you on Twitter is not harassment cmv

a fucking character who we saw last time and who we expected to see here appears on screen

Soycel gets excited

God I hate this shit. These people get excited at everything like a bunch a infants. At least when the MCU was in it's early days, it made sense when cape-shit nerds got excited at smaller, more obscure references. These homos are conditioned worse than Pavlov's horse. Star-Wars-cels are the worst, and I hope this is the last fucking time we ever see this franchise again.

they're regressing into infancy

freud would be fascinated by the enforced juvenality (is that a word?) of culture

the mouse and other foul media entities are engineering adults into children, because children are ideal consumers

Where do they find money to buy this shit? They have jobs right?

maybe? Idk I've made a real effort to keep these people as far from me as possible

the mouse and other foul media entities are engineering adults into children, because children are ideal consumers

Does this make everyone into a pedophile? I guess DarqWolf was right after all.

unironically, 90% of people aren't cognitively developed or rational enough to meaningfully consent

Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control. Nerd culture is the fetishization of pop culture and science.

Nerd culture's taken over. it’s the dominant american culture; nostalgia, comic book movies are ubiquitous, graphic novels are hip, tv and binge-watching is suddenly cool. As for science, people routinely ‘cite studies’ they read about online and share ‘fuck yeah science’ things on Facebook

Nerd culture is the latest incarnation of capitalism/spectacle. it’s consumerist based - buy the complete comic book/dvd box set/card game/whatever - and its morality system is amoral and nonprescriptivist. science doesn’t prescribe. it just tells. this is the perfect religion for capitalism as it doesn’t interfere with anything (no marixist popes in science).

The fetishization of pop culture and science is a schizophrenic strategy for attempting to reorder society and produce meaning in a world where religion and statism are largely discredited. it’s schizophrenic in the sense that it bounces back and forth between the opposites of absolute significance (science) and absolute insignificance (entertainment/fiction).

This strategy is a further evolution/incarnation of western dualism: not only is their MIND and BODY (completely separate!) but now there is TRUTH (science) and ENTERTAINMENT (pop culture).

This dualistic split bankrupts both and, on average, probably makes people sad and unhappy. science without a story is just numbers (meaningless) and entertainment without “truth” (using the term very loosely to signify the fact that we want our stories to be real in ‘some way’…but not necessarily nonfiction…i.e. if i’m a greek in 500 BC, i don’t necessarily think athena is physically real but real in some other sense that doesn’t necessarily preclude physical manifestation) is just bubblegum (tasty but not nutritious). This tendency was probably latent for most of the 20th century but religion clung on until the bitter end, stifling it.

Ultimately nerd culture, like all culture, is an attempt to solve/deal with the human condition (produce meaning). Unlike most cultures, however, which do it with “true stories” (religion), nerd culture does it with “true” and “stories.” (probably the most important point)

Stories without truth are probably what produce the spectacle in the first place. in other words, a culture based around a greek/christian/buddhist/whatever cosmology can exist on JUST those myths for seemingly centuries. modernity, on the other hand, needs 1000 movies, 1000 books, 1000 blogs a year. this is, really interestingly i think, great for capitalism because spiritual hunger produces jobs (journalism, hollywood, novelists, web developers, and on and on and on).

If religion was the opiate of the masses, entertainment is a fistful of NSAIDs taken to stop the headaches resulting from withdrawal. It takes away some of the pain but ultimately causes stomach bleeding.

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This is the kind of autism I live for tbh

Someone appears to be going around gilding pasta today

This shit fills the void religion once did for these people. It’s scary. At least the Bible has some sort of value as a piece of literature, this garbage cranked out by Disney year after year makes me want to blow up Minecraft villages

Clapping👏 at 👏the 👏end 👏of 👏any 👏and👏 all 👏capeshit 👏movies👏 for 👏the 👏brave 👏actors 👏who 👏stood 👏up 👏against 👏prejudice 👏or 👏something

I fucking hate Starcels, the lowest of the low of human kind, literally unable to hold a steady enough social interaction to make a single friend. Avoid them like the plague.

You can take my seething over Disney not giving me more Cosplay thots dressing up as Mara Jade from my cold dead hands.

My GOD I have never agreed with something as much as I do with this tweet.

Random blue check foid: “you are all bullying him. @ericbutts if you are in LA and want to talk Star Wars, let me know”.

You know, just for that, I hope he does and he ends up being uber creepy.

How the hell do you even talk Star Wars? Ask each other about what color lightsaber is their favorite?

Mine's purple.

Virtue signalling woketard

Well? Which is your favourite?

Red, but I’m a little... twisted. Like my chest tat says: to weird to live, to rare to die 🤪

Yes. And I like orange because it was only in the books. Sorry to flex on ya. 👀 💪🏼 😘

All these vaginacels saying that they would date the guy in the video are such a bunch of dildos. None of those thotcels are going anywhere near that uncle but they just want NICE GIRL POINTS.

IncelLivesMatter

Do they though 🤔🤔🤔

Gotta love the foids congratulating him for being an infantile sack of soy. None of them would even share a sidewalk with him irl.

He seemed like he was having a sexual experience watching a space cape shit movie. I don't think any of wants to be near this guy adult person star wars fan

He starts tearing up when the main character of the trilogy appears on screen. That's only caused by a fatal overdose of soy

M'Star Wars

People who cry at movie trailers should be drafted into penal battalions and sent to war

Maybe Antman should fly into her ass next! 😤👏🏻

lmao why is he drooling over a movie trailer? he looks like a baby

If I am ever quivering with such anticipation that the people observing my demeanour cannot discern if I'm about to have conniptions or hyperventilate, then I hope someone will slaps me across the face vigorously.

This man must have a debasement fetish; he can't be that socially inept to think that emulating the undignified excitement of a toddler is worthy of praise.

Why the cargo short hate?

they look ugly

Unless youre on a boat or building something, you should not be wearing cargo shorts

Alana pierces top reply to that tweet

I wouldn’t date someone who thinks the way you’ve illustrated that you do in this tweet. I would date someone who’s so passionate about something it makes them emotional.

She’s literally dating a 6 foot jacked chad from rooster teeth and coincidentally not a mega soy like in the vid. Incel theory confirmed again and Alana continues to show she’s the least interesting member of funhaus

I agree with her but still feel bad for the guy

If only she had a bussy 😏.