1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-16

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-04-16

So, like, if I wrote this, should I expect to see the bot's karma transferred to my karma account, like, at the end of the month? Or, like, what?

1 Slump_o 2019-04-16

did you?

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-04-16

Link to my Patreon I don't do this for free

1 itsCaffeine 2019-04-16

very nice pasta 👌

1 Slump_o 2019-04-16

I don’t get it did you do it on purpose or are you actually autistic?

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-04-16

I have three Snappy quotes cos I'm FUCKING INSANE AND UNHINGED AND I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FOURTH, MOTHERFUCKER.

DO NOT FUCKING TEMPT ME

1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-04-16

Post bussy or snappy bitch, I dare you

1 new_lurker_acct 2019-04-16

I know, it's not like you're a mod

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-04-16

Look, I'm fucking done with the demonizing of Reddit moderators. It's not funny, it's not clever: it's sick.

These people work day in, day out--and for what? You think it's easy being a moderator? Dealing with the riffraff's shit every hour of every day? You think that's fun? You think that's something just anyone can do?

And it never ends. You people just can't behave! These people don't take vacation; they don't get recognition, honors, or awards; they don't get a mere thank you; is this the kind of person who deserves disparagement, ridicule, and even targeted bullying???

One day--just one day--in which Redditors can stop acting like incels and try putting into the world a nonpositive amount of misogyny, racism, transphobia, ableism, heightism, specisism, lookism, or otherkinism would just be _fan_fuckingtastic--but I know it's never gonna happen!

And why? Because y'all can't behave.

So next time you think about calling someone sweaty, or unemployed, or even (and especially!) unloved, I want you to take a look at yourself, you fucking Redditor, cos you wouldn't be here right now if it weren't for a moderator. And you know what? You think the government's keeping these people healthy and fed? Nope! And no matter what, they do their job.

And they do it for free.

1 LongPostBot 2019-04-16

I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

I am a bot. Contact for questions

1 HamsterGutz1 2019-04-16

If you,like, type like, a like, valley girl, like, you should just, like, off yourself, like,,,,,

1 Rystic 2019-04-16

It's really fun looking at SnapShill's user page and sorting comments by 'top'.

1 Iamaveryniceguy 2019-04-16

I'd put my Veggie Tail in his Bussy.

1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-16

I was under the impression that after /u/MasterLawlz entered a room all women became pregnant. Basically he's a white Tracy Morgan.

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-04-16

if he ever left his room maybe it’d happen

1 SansSoIeiI 2019-04-16

Lawlz unironically ones a Ben 10 waifu pillow is all I'm saying

1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-16

I don't know what a 'Ben 10 waifu pillow' is but I do know that 2d is superior to 3d when it comes to the female of the species.

1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-16

This video essay explains why you will always be correct

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U3C7kWny5FI

1 Flyllow 2019-04-16

Oh hey, it's the spoopy autist.

1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-16

Le chateau autiste

1 Flyllow 2019-04-16

Oh yea, spoopy is the guy that sounds tubby, oops.

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

Punch line excluded, is this what dating is like for millennials? Like with weird survey texts and emojis when rejected? That’s super fucking awkward

1 Snowayne2 2019-04-16

Lmao who let you on the internet grandpa? 😂

1 Plexipus 2019-04-16

we are checking the local denny's and ihops and other locations offering free wifi if you see him can you please let ArtisanalCollabo know his grandchildren are very concerned about him!! ❤️💕

1 collectijism 2019-04-16

Millenials just think dating is like gaming but where nobody ever nuts

1 Allur0 2019-04-16

>normal conversation following a night out is a survey text

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

It’s not written like a normal conversation. You wouldn’t go up to someone say “I had a great time btw I don’t like you though”

1 Allur0 2019-04-16

Yes you would if you didn’t like them and have somewhat of a brain as a broad. The idiots will string this along giving the character in this fake text false hope

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

I don’t think so. It’s really off putting in the moment. It’s less robotic to drop the “no thanks I’m not that in to you” bomb when they ask you out again

1 Allur0 2019-04-16

you realize the only autistic part of any of this is putting this much thought into thinking about it, none of this matters when/how you do it

1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-04-16

why aren't millennials socially stunted like me???

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

Acting normal isn’t socially stunted, weirdo

1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-04-16

A sign of autism is thinking your own social retardation is nornal and that everyone else is weird, friend.

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

Millennials don’t know how to talk to each other in person and break up over text messages. That says enough about who is socially retarded

1 Allur0 2019-04-16

really says a lot about our society

1 ______________pewpew 2019-04-16

http://imgur.com/eszZYwz.jpg

1 lickedTators 2019-04-16

Why see someone in person just to say I don't want to see you again? That's a lot of time and effort for a minute long conversation.

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

A phone call? Text messages aren’t normal communication. Even if you pause 10 seconds to formulate a response people will think you’re a weirdo

1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-16

A phone call? Text messages aren’t normal communication

Yeah no. Even my 50+ year old boss would think I was weirdo if I called about something that could be texted and wasn't urgent. You sounds like a weirdo boomer.

1 PJmath 2019-04-16

Text messages aren’t normal communication.

?????

Even if you pause 10 seconds to formulate a response people will think you’re a weirdo

Hate to break it to you but you're on the spectrum broski

1 Bigbewmistaken 2019-04-16

Nobody broke up here you fucking sperg. It's literally just a case of getting rejected after trying to go further with a girl. Maybe if you talked to a woman other than your mom you might know how it works.

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

I’ve been happily in a relationship for years with someone I’ve met organically not using some internet service, so stop acting like such a retard

1 VicisSubsisto 2019-04-16

Bullshit. I've always been aware that my own social retardation was weird.

1 thetinguy 2019-04-16

Not stunted

watches ice Poseidon

🤔

1 sixty_nine_69 2019-04-16

Typically if it's just one or two dates like that I'll just ghost them or get ghosted. I don't know why people find the need to send a break up text to some person you only saw once.

1 Bluest_waters 2019-04-16

because some like clear upfront communication instead of cowering cowardly avoidance behaviors.

1 sixty_nine_69 2019-04-16

Hey thanks for the reply just now and I had fun too, but I don't really see this going anywhere. Just wanted to be upfront

1 Iapd 2019-04-16

Instead of saying “Just wanted to be upfront” say something like “I wish you all the best”

1 sixty_nine_69 2019-04-16

I was copying the screenshot.

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-16

There’s being clear and upfront and there’s acting like you just got a telemarking call asking how you like your long distance service

1 iSitDown2pee 2019-04-16

Don't flame people for not ghosting lol. You're the one who can't be bothered

1 ______________pewpew 2019-04-16

This is why we need millenniocide

1 wwaalleess 2019-04-16

Boomers be like back in my day we used to take girls out for soda pops for a nickel a piece before we got pushed off them at the drive in

1 Metal_Charizard 2019-04-16

Before they tried to push us off of them at the drive-in***

1 PlatavsPlomo 2019-04-16

Until your gramps dropped a spanish fly in your grandma’s pop

1 itsCaffeine 2019-04-16

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1 SansSoIeiI 2019-04-16

imagine talking to a person, acting like you're actual human beings. lmao.

1 LemonGaming5 2019-04-16

shut up old man

1 kokodo88 2019-04-16

i found this sub today and thought it was about finding and posting drama here on reddit. instead its just another circlejerk of boring ppl...

1 bobekyrant 2019-04-16

Can we snapshot him?

1 G0lfClubNinja 2019-04-16

Hopefully

1 corbindallas52 2019-04-16

ReeEeEEeee! Get the fuck out and don’t come back!

1 Dedod_2 2019-04-16

You thought wrong

1 double-happiness 2019-04-16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKHq-mAEQlU

1 lordjesuschrist123 2019-04-16

You may want to go to (sorry Jesus as I'm going to say it) SRD.

1 ______________pewpew 2019-04-16

instead its just another circlejerk of boring ppl

1 Doomblaze 2019-04-16

if you find mmo's fun you dont have a good grasp on what is and isnt boring

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-04-16

Damn you are absolutely right. /r/drama BTFO

1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-04-16

Our lolcows have been slain, the pedo menace has been ended, but now we must rebuild. Build on the bodies of the CAcels, the DDFs, the CTHers and spite them as we spread our cringey slogan of "dude radical centrism lmao"

1 collectijism 2019-04-16

This is golden shower me with it

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-16

You want subredditdrama my guy. Have fun over there.

1 shadowbannedlol 2019-04-16

Well the truth is, the drama was never really in the subreddit. The drama you sought was inside you the whole time.

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-04-16

Just call us niggers and get it over with.

1 IntellectualEuphoria 2019-04-16

You must be new here /s

1 lascanto 2019-04-16

Fuck /r/me_irl ^{^plz}